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Toronto, ON M6S 1N8
(416) 766-0993
Queen's Pasta Cafe
Category: Italian
Neighbourhood: Bloor-West Village
1 Previous Review:
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4/20/2009
I've been going to Queen's Pasta for nearly 10 years now and the only times I've had terrible service have been with this one server who truly should not be working there (or in the service industry at all, for that matter). Unfortunately he still DOES work there, so I have just learned to avoid being served by him and request someone else if I see him.
Now, onto the food: there are usually three daily specials and they come highly recommended. The first is normally some sort of vegetable-based ravioli, the second is a meat option and the third is usually an exotic seafood option like swordfish or prawns. There's also the soup of the day.
When I used to eat meat I never swayed from my precious "Linguini with Grilled Chicken in Sun-dried Tomato Garlic Cream Sauce". The dinner portion is hefty and yields more than enough for a leftovers split. Nowadays I tend to order the Cheese & Spinach Cannelloni - it comes with a creamy tomato sauce with melted mozzarella on top. The Butternut Squash Agnoloti (kind of like ravioli) are also excellent and a lot lighter as the sauce isn't cream-based.
Queen's Pasta is a great dining experience if you're with friends and want to linger over a drawn out meal. There is also an upstairs that you can reserve for larger parties as well as an outdoor patio in the summer. I also love that you can purchase their fresh pasta and jarred sauce at the nearby Queen's Pasta Cafe Takeout boutique.
If I had to make one suggestion it would be to upgrade the front entrance - waiting in that cramped space and being in everyone's way when you stand there is less than ideal.
They have dog biscuits for your pup at the counter, a sweet back AND front patio, free, strong wi-fi, ample fans to keep you cool, and a few TVs airing CP24 to keep you educated. Be mindful though that this place is small - maybe 15 seats total, so don't come here with a huge group looking for somewhere to hang out. The magazine selection is also killer - current selections and a nice variety of men's and women's interest issues. They also take debit without any fees or minimums. Sweet!
Toronto, ON M6J 1G5
(647) 428-4478
White Squirrel Coffee Shop
Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Niagara
How delighted was I to be able to get a coffee at 7:58pm here the other day? Dead fucking chuffed, I'll tell ya. The cappuccinos here are cheap ($2.75 for a double shot) and so far consistently excellent after three visits. The café is open till 8pm every day in the summer, but the ice cream window stays open till 9:30pm. "We scoop till 9:30!" says the sandwich board out front.
The ice cream (via Greg's) is classic and they have about ten flavours going. While the prices for ice cream aren't cheap ($2.75-5.50) the portions are plentiful and a small is sufficient to curb a cold dessert craving. I tried the "Mint O" flavour, a combination of cookies 'n cream and mint chocolate chip (although it was sold beige in colour) and it was outstanding. I wouldn't hesitate to order this one again. Grab a scoop or two and head across the street to Trinity Bellwoods Park, which you obviously already know about if you're reading this review, because there's no way you could miss it!
Toronto, ON M4L 1C7
Papas Laundromat
Category: Dry Cleaning & Laundry
Neighbourhood: Leslieville
I was in the midst of doing ten loads of laundry here this past weekend (yes, ten) spread out across three jumbo machines, and one of the washing machines got stuck at the one minute mark, with the door pried shut and impossible to open. It stayed like that for about fifteen minutes.
As mentioned before, this laundromat is unstaffed, so I called the "service" number which presumably belongs to the owners, and left a sternly worded voicemail asking for assistance. Not only did no one ever return my call, but repeat phone calls to the number resulted in a full mailbox. I ended up having to kick the washer door open to get my duvet covers out. Maybe now someone will fix it?
3 Previous Reviews:
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7/4/2010
Along with the pair of noisy juggalos that moved into the unit above me a few months ago, this laundromat was the #1 reason I gave notice on my current apartment.
I thought it impossible to hate this place any more than I previously did, but apparently they've achieved the impossible with two final blows to my bank balance:
1. They've increased their washer prices by $1 per machine as of July 1, citing "HST costs." I've sifted through the list of affected services on the government website and have yet to uncover coin-op laundry. In any case, 8% on $2 does not equal another $1, last time I checked my rusty grade school math.
2. You know when you check on your dryer load before the time is up, to take out a few items that dry faster than others? Apparently if you wait more than one minute to do this, as I learned today, the dryer resets and eats all your coins. -
10/3/2009
I have a new tactic** for tackling my visits to this dour and soul-crushing laundromat. I made a playlist of S Club 7, Kylie, Yelle, Spice Girls, Scissor Sisters and other 150+bpm songs to help get me through the hour. Then I work on a logic puzzle till it's time to switch the laundry over and for the second half of my visit I read my Susan Miller horoscope.
**OK, admittedly I've only been here once since my original review of 8/14 - holy shit, that's almost two months without doing laundry. I have too many clothes -
8/14/2009
First to Review
Mark this date, folks, cause I promise it'll be the only time I review something with one star, yet return again and again. I have no choice.
0.5 stars for proximity to my home and 0.5 stars for comic relief.
My beefs:
* There are absolutely ZERO of the typical laundromat amenities here. No vending machines selling soap and dryer sheets for forgetful people or emergencies. No TV, stereo or magazines. Nowhere to sit really, certainly no lounge, except for some dilapidated chairs in need of a Lysol wipe. There's a change machine, but it charges you $0.25 per use. So if you have five toonies to change, that's $1.25 in fees, even though technically you're doing one transaction. Also, there is no clock and none of those laundry bins on wheels for transporting your items from washer to dryer and from dryer to folding table.
* No security or staff on hand. There were two characters loitering around the entrance the entire time I was doing laundry and they looked like they were either on their way to a bank heist or coming back from a kidnapping. All of the clothes that they washed had price tags on them and the conversation I overheard sounded like something out of Goodfellas. The one dude sounded like a cross between George Carlin and Al Pacino and had a Pomeranian named TINKERBELL. After seeing several other shady delinquent types walk in I doubt I'd leave my clothing unattended. Also, a woman who was drying her clothes in the machine next to mine smelled decidedly like urine. If I'm being honest, I come to the laundromat in the hopes that my clothes will come out smelling CLEAN and would rather not inhale the malodorous stench of piss while folding my tea towels. Thanks.
* Pricey. $2.75 per wash or $6 for a double wash. $0.25 per five minutes of drying time. The dryer price is pretty standard but the wash is expensive. At least the wash is quick at 27 minutes per cycle.
When was the last time you considered approaching the checkout and had a cashier usher you towards her lane so she could 'have the pleasure of ringing up your purchases' (exact words)? Amazing. I felt like royalty! Anyone who lives within shopping vicinity of this location should definitely give it a visit.
Toronto, ON M5V 2L7
(416) 260-8414
Fusaro's Kitchen
Category: Italian
Neighbourhood: Queen Street West
I wish I could say the same about my beloved gnocchi, which varies wildly from visit to visit. Sometimes the sauce is creamy cream, sometimes it's oily tomato, sometimes it's jarred tomato. For the record, if anyone from Fusaro's is listening, the only winner in that list is creamy tomato. And I also like the days when fresh basil and parmagiano reggiano are involved.
1 Previous Review:
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2/9/2009
I've never been to Fusaro's for dinner as I believe they close at the early hour of 6 or 7pm, but I can wholeheartedly say that lunch is a TREAT. It's affordable (under $10), FAST and always tasty. I usually get gnocchi or the pasta special of the day, sometimes soup. I have heard their paninis are also really great. Convenient location with TONS of options for everyone!
Just make sure you don't go between 12 and 12:30 because it's lunchtime mayhem in there and you'll be lined up out the door (the wait is still not that long though).
Toronto, ON M4Y 2C9
(416) 922-9971
Ladybug Florist In the Village
Category: Florists
Neighbourhood: Church-Wellesley Village
After discovering that my usual helium provider (the dollar store on Yonge north of Wellesley) had been condemned due to 'non payment of rent' I paused to take a panic shit and then immediately whipped out my iPhone to search for florists in the vicinity (tip: florists always have helium). Popped over to Ladybug and was greeted by two supercuties who filled my balloons for $1 apiece ($2 if they supply the balloons) and used my ribbon to secure them. I also bought those helium bunch weights for $0.99 and 10 minutes later I was out the door and off to my party.
If you've never walked down Church Street with two dozen gold balloons, I highly recommend it.
Toronto, ON M4K 1P1
Fruit King
Category: Fruits & Veggies
Neighbourhoods: Riverdale, Greektown
I'm disappointed that I only recently learned of Fruit King's existence, but I'm happy to have found a herb supplier. If you're looking for ataulfo mangoes, apricots or avocados, they can be had much cheaper across the street at The Other Fruit Market™ but for herbs and all sorts of other greenery (chicory, arugula, frisee), Fruit King trumps them all and is dirt cheap to boot.
Toronto, ON M4M 1H7
(416) 406-1250
Bonjour Brioche
Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, French
Neighbourhood: Riverdale
My triumphant return to Bonjour Brioche after a one year (!) boycott was delightful. Bread pudding french toast was better than I remembered, and the carafe of red berry & orange sangria ($16) should have come with an impending warning of coma. That shit knocked me out good & proper. I got a text message from my dining companion six hours post brunch confessing: "I think that sangria had sedatives in it. Like, actually. Just woke up from a three hour nap." Moi avec, mon ami!
2 Previous Reviews:
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7/2/2009
I go to Bonjour Brioche consistently almost once a week and generally leave between 25-40% tip - the service is usually exceptionally good, not unlike their food offerings, but today marked the first time in my illustrious dining career that I felt compelled to leave no tip at all. The service was sadly disappointing - it's like, I'm trying to transport myself to a Parisian Paradise here - please don't be a buzzkill.
The food was scrumptious as always - I ordered the soup du jour (butternut squash and tomato puree), a pain au chocolat and fresh homemade raspberry iced tea. All three were outstanding and the pain au chocolat actually rendered me speechless with its freshness and flaky, buttery (literally) texture.
A few minutes after I seated myself and had glanced at the menu I knew what I wanted. The server came over and handed me the table menu, as if I wouldn't have been able to do it myself or have noticed that there was a menu sitting on my table all along. Kind of in a "Hurry up and decide what you want" way. I told her I was ready to order and she begrudgingly wrote it down but didn't make any eye contact or acknowledge the order - just walked away. No "are you ready to order?" or "Great, comin' right up!" or similar retort that I'm used to at BB.
Ten minutes later I hadn't so much as received a glass of water to tide me over while waiting for my food. My pain au chocolat arrived first, but with nothing to wash it down with I had a hard time eating it. My iced tea arrived some minutes later and then the soup - again, no eye contact or acknowledgement when dropping off any of these items. The service was at the busboy level, almost as if instructed "don't talk to the customer."
My soup was on the "gazpacho" (read: cold) side but my server was too disinterested to do the standard check-in with me after dropping the food off, and I was actually pressed for time so I didn't say anything. Please note that the place was nowhere near being full and there was ample staff on hand, so it's not like she was swamped with tables to serve.
After my plates were cleared she didn't so much as ask me if I wanted anything else or if she could bring me the bill. I waited for 10 minutes with my bag on my shoulder and money in hand but she didn't come around with the bill, so I finally got up and asked another server behind the counter for my bill, which forced a conversation with the subpar server, who didn't even apologize that I had been relegated to going up to the counter and requesting it, or even glance at me. I paid, took exact change and left.
A very disappointing visit to Bonjour Brioche compared to my usual peppy weekly visits. I can understand a server having a bad day but it really just seemed like this person had a hate on for her profession and maybe even life in general?? -
2/9/2009
I absolutely LOVE this place for brunch in Leslieville. It's so incredibly tasty it almost warrants writing this post in all uppercase. I usually get the baked French Toast, which is made on day old bread that's fruity, cinnamon-y bread that's soaked with flavour.
NOTE: they do not take debit or credit. It's cash only. And the nearest reputable bank machine is quite far away so make sure you bring cash with you!!
Toronto, ON M4M 1Z6
(416) 901-0290
Grinder
Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Leslieville
The coffee here is top notch - perfect flavour (for me), consistent and fast. Adam knows his shit, and if I were only rating the coffee product & his skills here, it'd no doubt be a five star rating. The baked goods on offer here are also fucking DELICIOUS. The zucchini bread is my favourite and never lets me down, but there are also other scrumptious loaves and muffins here, as well as an obscene selection of cold drinks like pop, juice, effervescent water, flavoured water, etc.
So why the 2.5 stars?
Well for starters, no wi-fi. So please, don't stay if you want to do any computer work.
Fine, I get it - this oversight could almost be forgivable if the business hours were in any way acceptable, but they are far from it. Since coffee lovers are unlikely to ever be in the close vicinity (Grinder is surrounded by dumps like Gerrard Square and Chinatown East, whose patrons would most certainly rather frequent the nearby Tim Hortons or the terrifyingly 24/7 Rose Donuts), the bankers hours that they keep are completely counter to maintaining steady business with the clientele they're targeting. I don't know how they'll thrive closing as early at 4pm, and as such, I never go out of my way to come here, because 99% of the time it'll be after 4pm. It's only on days when I'm getting a mani at Star Nails or fending off the toothless meatheads at the Gerrard Square Zellers that I'll think to myself, "Oh yeah! Grinder!" and go get myself a cappuccino. It's really too bad, because I'd love to make Grinder my #1 destination since it's on the way to other cool things farther west.
Tonight I had the grilled salmon entree (in cream sauce with angel hair pasta, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots and wilted spinach) for $15 and it was fabulous. My least favourite server of all time (who I can only imagine was at the helm of all the recent 1-2 star reviews) is still there, but I've picked up tactics in order to avoid him entirely. There's a cute, perilously young server that's recently started working here and he's a real charmer. If you previously hated the service this guy might turn you around.