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"Two there should be; no more no less. One to embody the power, the other to crave it."

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Location

North York, ON

Yelping Since

May 2009

Things I Love

Star Wars

Find Me In

Ontario... somewhere... I travel around a lot!

My Hometown

North Bay, ON

My Blog Or Website

http://www.tjbro.com/

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm a member of Vader's fist (the 501st)

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I'm a student with a line of credit and I prefer to eat out

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.starwars.wi.../

The Last Great Book I Read

Star Wars - Darth Bane - Path of Destruction

My First Concert

Bare Naked Ladies

My Favorite Movie

Star Wars (any of them from ep. 3 through 6)

My Last Meal On Earth

A fuji apple.

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I liked Twilight

Most Recent Discovery

Downing 2L of beer from a boot in less than half an hour leads to blackouts...

Current Crush

Catherine Zeta Jones

First Reviews

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4841 Yonge Street
North York, ON M2N 5X2
(416) 225-2841

The Keg Restaurants  

Category: Nightlife

3 star rating
 Update - 7/31/2009  
So I was thrilled about the Keg wanting to make up for a (for lack of better word) shitty experience at their restaurants. But I received the gift-card the other day and guess how kind the Keg was... They were so kind as to give me a big whopping $25 after a ruined meal for three. Making up for the experience would have been at least (absolute minimum) paying for one meal there. I ate a keg sized, medium-rare, prime-rib steak when I was there. That rings up over $26 dollars before tax. Sooo... I can't even get what I would normally eat when I go there with the gift certificate they gave me. So I gave it to a homeless person and told them to go enjoy a good meal. Hopefully he doesn't throw it away thinking it's expired or something.

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  • 4 star rating
    7/24/2009

    I'm switching the rating I gave this location based on the fact that I sent a letter in to let them know what happened on my last visit. I received a response from Customer Service within 24 hours saying the General Manager of the Keg or the Regional Manager from that location would be in touch with me.

    When he called I let him know that everything was great it was just frustrating to go to a restaurant you've learned to rely on as having consistently flawless performance and find you can't have a conversation with your brother who is visiting you for the second time in three years. He assured me he is doing his best to deal with these sort of problems and offered to send me a gift card. I refused telling him it wasn't my end-game to get free food and that I just wanted to let them know since I would want to know if I ran a restaurant of the same reputation as the Keg possesses. But he insisted on sending me a gift card so I am grateful that it's so important for them to make it up to those customers who don't have a first-class experience at their restaurants. I will redeem the gift card at the same location and write another update when the time comes. Hopefully when that time comes I will be able to come back here and give them that fifth star I would like to be able to give all Keg locations.

    Thanks Ariel G. for suggesting to write them about the issue.

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  • 2 star rating
    7/21/2009 First to Review

    I never thought I would see the day. The day when I had to give The Keg a two star rating. But honestly this place was a disgrace to Keg Restaurants everywhere.

    It wasn't the food. It wasn't the service. It wasn't the atmosphere in one sense but in another sense it was all the atmosphere.

    This was a Keg. Fancy diggs. Friendly service. Great food. But the loudest kitchen ever! What makes it worse? We were seated right next to the kitchen.

    The workers in the kitchen were so loud that we couldn't even talk over dinner. It was one of those meals where you just scarf your food down as quickly as possible and look at eachother like deer in headlights everytime a person at the table tries to talk. It was impossible to hear even accross the table. I understand how kitchens work and that they are busy and sometime loud places. I am even understanding most of the time about the noise level coming from a kitchen. But this was beyond reasonable. The kitchen alone ruined the Keg experience. Which is very frustrating when you get the bill back and it's $150. Ugh.

    Next time I want to go to the Keg I'll make the trip to the Mansion location downtown which is so peaceful and epitomizes the experience I envision when I plan on eating at a Keg.

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1883 McNicoll Avenue
Scarborough, ON M1V 5M3
(416) 335-6243

I Maid Cafe  

1 star rating
 6/1/2009   First to Review
Blugh! This place was supposed to be about cute oriental girls serving you in maid outfits. The maid outfits thing is true. The other par; not so much.

We went here because my friend has a major fetish for Japanese girls in maid outfits apparently. It turns out... no, just no. *sobs*

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3928 Keele St
Toronto, ON M3J
(416) 439-0000

Pizza Nova  

Category: Pizza

5 star rating
 6/1/2009   First to Review
That's right everybody, I am reviewing Pizza Nova as my 100th review! But this isn't just any Pizza Nova. This is a great Pizza Nova. I'd like to call it the best but there is just far too many locations for me to have tried them all yet since I just moved to Toronto three years ago.

The funniest thing about this is that I gave this place five stars purely based on the quality of their food. The pizza is f'ing fantastic! I originally bought pizza here because my sister was on a hockey tournament and the team ordered pizza from Pizza Nova for the team and I had some and though "you know what, this is plain ass pizza but it's good, and apparently cheap". I realized, "hmm I think there is a Pizza Nova location around my house, I wonder how it is?"

So the next time I wanted pizza I called and asked about their specials and found out about their $9.99 walk-in special which is a large pepperoni and due to the restaurants proximity; perfect for me!

The other great thing about the pizza here is that you don't feel guilty for eating it. It's not overly greasy or anything like that. In fact in actually might convince you that you've made a healthy choice in eating it due to it's lack of greasiness. Plus your getting dough, marinara, cheese, and pepperoni; carbs, vegetables, dairy, and meat! It's like an all-encompassing food choice! GO PIZZA!

In conclusion, this place is great for those nights where you'd just too pooped to make food and then clean up afterwards. And it's not too expensive either ringing in at only $11.29 after taxes!

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1110 Finch Avenue W
North York, ON M3J 2T2
(416) 663-5140

Golden Griddle  

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

2 star rating
 6/1/2009   First to Review
I had high hopes for this place when my friend kept ranting and raving about how amazing their breakfast buffet is. But I was not too pleased.

The location was nice. And thats about all this place had going for it.

Before I start: note that I had the buffet and everything I say from here on out is about that experience.

The service was absolute garbage. We seen our waitress twice: once to seat us, and once to take our money. I hate this custom of tipping we have here in North America! It's stupid! If you don't earn your tip, you don't get a tip. The way I do it is I start with whatever I expect 25% of my bill to be (thats generous) and then every time something happens where the service appeared to be lacking I take off 25 cents. Following that rule this meal would have earned the waitress a whopping $3.50 but I found myself asking "where the hell is our waitress" so often that there was no tip left to leave. She should have been paying me for bearing such terrible service! But when I think about this now I wonder if, due to the fact that we were having the buffet if they sort of leave you to yourself. Either way I needed a refill of water really bad.

What was supposed to be a hangover breakfast after a night of 151 and coke, and tequila shots, we needed A LOT of water and good hangover food (which breakfast food usually is).

This food was dry and tasteless for the most part. The best thing on the buffet were the "potato puffs" which were obviously dumped in a pan from a McCain Tater Tot's bag.

I think the best part of my experience here was listening to the little girl argue with the balloon guy about what color the flower she wanted should be. (But I'm sure he won't be there every time someone visits this place).

Overall, Golden Griddle might have a good name but this location didn't fulfill that at all. I advise you seek out another one and then leave a review here until we have found the best location in Toronto ;)

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595 Bay St.
Toronto, ON M5G 2C2
(416) 506-0707

Fusia Asian Kitchen  

Category: Asian Fusion
Neighbourhood: Discovery District

1 star rating
 5/27/2009   First to Review
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! *spew*

Wow this place is awesome... at making their food look like it has the potential to actually be tasty. It is absolutely disgusting. I can't even describe it. I got some chicken dish and it was so overly sweet it wasn't even enjoyable.

Discounting the fact that they fill 80% of your plate with plain white rice this place wouldn't be worth the money even if they loaded your plate up with whatever you actually ordered. I paid $11 for a terrible meal and a drink. The food was so bad I opted to toss it in the garbage rather than finish it for the sake of not wasting $11.

In the end I was glad to have so much white rice, I pushed all the other food aside and ate the rice since it was more enjoyable then trying to stomach the other crap.

Don't waste your money (or time) here.

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595 Bay St. W.
Toronto, ON M5G 2C2
(416) 977-2225

The Kitchen Table  

Category: Grocery
Neighbourhood: Discovery District

4 star rating
 5/27/2009   First to Review
Wow! So I started work in the Atrium on Bay in May and quickly discovered this place. It seems that they have a buffet hidden in there behind the boring looking grocery shelves.

I originally went in there in search of something off the shelves that I could heat up in my office cafeteria but quickly changed my mind when I smelled the delicious food on the buffet.

Not until today did I want to write a review about this place. I had their sweet and sour pork for the first time (I had never seen it on the buffet before today) and I am tempted to go back downstairs to get some more. This was literally sweet and sour both at the same time. It was the first time I had the pleasure of enjoying this taste.

The other item I always grab every time I'm in there is the meatballs. They are phenomenal.

They charge you based on how much food you take (by weight) so your never left over eating or getting too little for what your appetite desires.

This is by far my favorite place in AOB to get my lunch when I don't bring my own.

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670 King Street E
Gananoque, ON K7G 1H3
(613) 382-4466

McDonald's Restaurants of Gananoque  

Category: Fast Food

4 star rating
 5/26/2009   First to Review
A better McDonald's than most. Stopped in on the way back from Ottawa and was pleasantly surprised despite the hard time I was giving the employees. The location was very clean. The employees were pleasant. The worker in the back was a little slow to react to orders being on the screen but at least he made them right when he made them. The ice tea was watery and the counter worker was quick and pleasant about replacing it with a new one.

There was ketchup in the pumps, napkins in the dispenser, straws in the holder. The tables were clean. The garbages weren't over-flowing. Can't ask for much more from any McDonalds.

Would stop in again on a trip to or from Ottawa. Might become my goto rest-stop for traveling along that route.

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4207 Keele Street
North York, ON M3J 3T8
(416) 661-4667

Hoops Sports Bar & Grill  

Category: Sports Bars

1 star rating
 5/26/2009   First to Review
As the saying goes: "First impressions last a lifetime".

My first impression of this place was terrible. B!tchiest waitress I've ever had in my life. SHE THREW THE MENUS AT US!

Drank our water and left before even ordering. I will not go back to this place. Ever.

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4205 Keele Street
North York, ON M3J 3T8
(416) 661-7482

The Pita Pit  

Category: Sandwiches

5 star rating
 5/26/2009   First to Review
This is no doubt the BEST PITA PIT IN THE FRANCHISE!!!!

The cleanest, nicest, best franchise of all types of franchises I've ever been in.

The people who own and operate it are also some of the nicest people I have ever met.

The food is unbelievable. Made with care and served in generous servings.

GO HERE NOW! I CANNOT SAY ENOUGH GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS PLACE!!!!

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300 Lakeshore Drive
North Bay, ON P1A 3V2
(705) 476-6151

Galaxy Entertainment  

3 star rating
 5/26/2009   First to Review
This was the shiny new thing in North Bay a couple of years ago, squeezing out the local competition. But now it's starting to become clear that this is just another one of those franchise locations in the Bay that have gone forgotten about and the local management isn't sure how to keep up with it.

It's still nice though, for now, so enjoy it if your in the Bay. Wish they had a more extensive arcade area since they are (I think) the only place in North Bay with an arcade now.

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