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"Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant in a West End town"

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Vancouver, BC

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May 2009

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http://www.todmaffin.com

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Postal Service 7000
Edmonton, AB T5H 3P9
(867) 873-3531

Explorer Hotel  

Category: Hotels

3 star rating
 10/28/2009 1 photo   First to Review
There aren't many options in Yellowknife when it comes to hotels, and the Explorer Hotel is most certainly the largest. On par with any decent 3.5-star hotel in urban centres.

The rooms won't win any design awards, but they get the job done. Very comfortable pillows. A desk and fast wireless Internet access. And in-room control of the heat -- you can take it from air conditioned (though, in Yellowknife, why?!) to very warm.

A couple of things didn't make the stay perfect. Beware the shower! The temperature can fluctuate instantly and drastically. One second you're enjoying a refreshing lukewarm shower, then, without warning, you're nearly scalded by very hot water. I had to jump out of the water's way several times.

Asked on check-in for a late checkout (2pm instead of 1pm) and was told that would be fine. But when I confirmed it the next day, was told the policy was for 1pm strictly and they had someone booked into the room (who was arriving right at 1?!). I ended up staying until about 1:45 p.m. in the room and there didn't seem to be any problem. (Or any guest looking for their room, for that matter.)

Though the hotel has conference rooms, I found the A/V support quite lacking. Asked ahead of time to provide a wireless lapel microphone, we arrived to find only a handheld mic available. They ended up havin to go to the local A/V production firm to get one; it arrived too late for the first session.

We also had to ask for a VGA extension (another thing they'd been advised to have there, from what I understand). From the same provider, they proudly brought a long cable -- but not an extension cable and without the right "ends" to plug into the projector. {sigh} Both of these affected the presentations.

The room service menu is varied, though nearly no dinner options for vegetarians (hope you like salad! again...). A few false starts with the staff -- brought soup but no spoon, brought fries but no ketchup, etc. -- but the food itself was fine. (Although who puts smoked salmon in a club sandwich?!)

All in all, a comfortable stay, and about what I had expected from a city of Yellowknife's size. I'd hoped to be pleasantly surprised, but I wasn't. Just adequate.

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1015 Elm Street
Dallas, TX 75202
USA
(214) 742-5678

Crowne Plaza Hotel  

Category: Hotels

1 star rating
 10/24/2009   First to Review
Disappointing stay.

No room service menu in the room (though a dinner-menu copy was brought up quickly). Very limited options on the menu and arrived lukewarm and, in some cases, cold. (Though the Belizean Cobia Tacos were delicious and cheap. Only wish they were hot.)

The fellow who delivered it couldn't speak a word of English and it took four tries for him to understand "on the bed" (my desk was used by my computer), then he left without closing my door. I didn't find that it was ajar until an hour later.

The room's thermostat was broken so it was pumping out very cold air. The engineer on staff, a very friendly and apologetic fellow, went away to get some kind of special tool, which seemed to have disappeared from the hotel. They don't have any space heaters as a backup. Never heard back from the engineer or anyone from the hotel.

It was a cold night. Cold and loud. The window is actually a sliding glass door (bolted permanently shut) which is thin and is not sealed. Now I know why the hotel puts earplugs on the bed. That's not a joke; they really do.

In the morning, trying to order breakfast was a nightmare. They only brought me a dinner menu the previous night, so I had to go through the game of asking them to bring me their breakfast menu. Tried to order, got voicemail, so I left my room number. 20 minutes passes with no response. I left a second voicemail. Another 15 minutes passes. Finally, after calling the hotel operator and explaining the situation do they call me back -- too late at this point to eat without missing my morning commitment.

On the plus side, the rooms are nice: large flat-screen TV and a duvet (a little thin for a duvet, actually, but still... points for effort). Free wireless wifi that didn't need a gateway -- just turn on and surf.

Centrally located. Only about a 6-8 minute walk from Dealey Plaza. Many restaurants and clubs located nearby.

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2572 Birch St
Vancouver, BC V6H 2T4
(604) 736-1990

Knight & Daye Handyman Services - CLOSED 

Category: Contractors
Neighbourhood: Fairview Slopes

1 star rating
 Update - 9/21/2009  
Kind of a sad update to this tale.

Turns out, the follow was shot and killed by police over the weekend.

http://www.theprovince...

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  • 1 star rating
    7/30/2009 First to Review

    I hired him to do some general repair work around my apartment. During the course of this work, and while he was working on my ceiling fan, the ceiling fan stopped working.

    Although he signed a written guarantee to me that he would fix or replace the fan at his expense, he hasn't done it.

    Several weeks have passed. I've made six phone calls to him asking him to fix my fan, as he promised. Each call goes immediately to voicemail. He has not returned any calls.

    I am pursuing a claim against him in Small Claims Court.

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2355 Burrard Street
Vancouver, BC V6J 3J2
(604) 733-3838

Mazuya Sushi  

Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars
Neighbourhoods: Kitsilano, Fairview Slopes

2 star rating
 9/20/2009  
Meh. That's all I can say about Mazuya. The service was friendly, but slow -- took about ten minutes after we closed our menu before anyone took our order... and there was nobody else in the restaurant! Maybe that should have been a tip-off. The place was empty on a Saturday night at 7:30 p.m.

The gomae was slimey and barely had any peanut sauce on it. Tasted as if the spinach had just thawed.

Speaking of inappropriately thawed things, it was very obvious that the tuna (used in the tuna sushi) had just been thawed as well, because it was quite cold and, um, a little frozen in the middle! I also found the texture to be a bit slimey with a peculiar aftertaste.

On the bright side, they do have a brown rice option and they did an excellent job with it. Making rice for sushi is something of an art so making it with brown rice must be an extra level of artistry. The banana tempura was also good. Nothing to write home about, but a nice little post-dinner treat.

Won't be going back.

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767 W 16th Ave
Vancouver, BC V5Z
(604) 875-8987

The Java Hut  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhoods: Fairview Slopes, South Cambie

5 star rating
 7/30/2009  
I love this place. They've got a nice little semi-private nook for quiet or private conversations (great for impromptu business meetings), air conditioning, a varied and tasty menu (real food, not just a smattering of pastries and squares), air conditioning, free and fast wi-fi, and air conditioning.

They've got a small library of actual books, newspapers, magazines... some outdoor seating (three tables), and a cozy area with couches and coffee tables.

Wednesday night they host a jam session and then an open-mic.

Frank, the owner, is a very nice guy, gets to know you by name.

P.S. Mango smoothie. To die for. That's all I'm saying.

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3297 Cambie St
Vancouver, BC V5Z 2W3
(604) 708-8323

Blenz Coffee  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhoods: South Cambie, Riley Park

4 star rating
 7/30/2009  
Didn't let me down, but didn't blow me away either. Only a few small round tables... difficult for any more than three people to sit together.

The WiFi costs money (Telus) #fail.

Air conditioning works, though. So, 10 points. ;-)

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1167 E 14th St
Vancouver, BC V5T 2P2
(604) 910-4081

Pacific Union Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning  

Category: Home Cleaning
Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

3 star rating
 7/23/2009   First to Review
I was impressed with these guys. I spilled a whole lot of coffee on my off-white carpet, called them, and they showed up within the hour. At first, I was nervous about this -- in my mind: Ability To Respond Fast = Few Customers. But the job they did was great.

At least it was when they were here.

The carpet appeared to have all the stain completely out. But a day later, it came back up. Not nearly as bad, of course, but clearly visible.

I am going to call them back and see if they honour their work and redo it.

They also treated the rest of the apartment and spent a lot of time on specific areas... they seemed to be something of perfectionists.

Very friendly guys, stuck to the price they quoted on the phone, and it's a family-run business. The main guy had 30 years in the business with Sears, and is now out on his own. They've got a brand new huge professional-quality machine.

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2996 Granville Street
Vancouver, BC V6H 3J7
(604) 733-5699

Red Door Pan Asian Grill  

Category: Asian Fusion
Neighbourhoods: Fairview Slopes, South Granville

3 star rating
 7/15/2009  
Stopped by the Red Door last night for a short dinner. Generally liked the friendliness of the staff and ambiance, most of our dishes were tasty, and the menu had helpful ratings on how spicy certain dishes were.

Disappointed, though, by the "Seven Flavours of Tofu" dish, which we expected to be different kinds of tofu each with a different flavour. Instead, what arrived was a pile of cubed, lukewarm tofu with all seven flavours just mixed together. Like any old dish would be. Would I call my coffee three-flavour coffee just because I added cream and sugar? I would not.

Both drinks we had were less than what we'd expected. Their "Ginger Lemonade" at $3.75 just tasted like regular lemonade -- couldn't detect even a hint of ginger. And their "Iron Maiden of Mercy" tea was about as strong as the hot-water you get for free at Chinese restaurants. Entire leaves and stems were in the teapot.

The service, as I mentioned, was friendly, but a bit on the slow side, especially considering the place was half-empty when we went there on a Tuesday night about 7:00 p.m.

Would we go again - sure, if we were in the neighbourhood and hungry. But it's not some place we'd recommend as one of Vancouver's finest.

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3315 Cambie Street
Vancouver, BC V5Z 2W6
(604) 873-8424

Thai Away Home  

Categories: Caterers, Thai
Neighbourhoods: South Cambie, Riley Park

4 star rating
 6/14/2009 1 photo  
I'm not a huge Thai fan, but was quite impressed with this place. Very limited seating and a small patio, but healthy sized portions. There aren't any menus for the outside tables, so you'll have to go inside to order.

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3306 Cambie Street
Vancouver, BC V5Z 2W5
(604) 709-6181

Trixi's Crepe & Coffeehaus  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Creperies
Neighbourhoods: South Cambie, Riley Park

3 star rating
 6/14/2009 2 photos  
Small and a little muggy during warm days, but excellent gelato and attentive service.

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  • You're Cool

    You're so cool polar bears wear sweaters around you.

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    Yellowknife or Edmonton? And what are you doing in the frozen north? Get… More »

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    I guess the wifi is worth a star on it's own :-p

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