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170 Spadina Ave
Toronto, ON M5T 2C2
(647) 344-3416

Come and Get It  

Category: Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West, Downtown Core

5.0 star rating
Update - 2/16/2012
UPDATE: I stopped by for their short rib sandwich stuffed w/ apple slaw + crispy onions. YUM. I hereby announce I am a faithful regular. With this and gourmet poutine that kicks Smoke's heiney, CAGI is gonna grab hold of my food fund and suck it dry.

This rating officially gets a one-star bump-up to cinco! Ay ay ay!

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  • 4.0 star rating
    2/8/2012 First to Review

    4.5 (until I try out one of their sandwiches...)

    After a month or two behind papered windows, I was basically licking the facade of this "pop-up" restaurant, waiting for it to open its doors. What food would it provide? How would I fit in?! What mysteries does this place hold?!

    The mystery was unfolded this week when doors opened last Friday: Sandwiches, poutine, salads, and really friendly, laidback staff. On a cold winter's night, I dived into this joint and shoved my head into the Hawaiian pork belly poutine for warmth. And let me tell you this: It not only warmed my insides, but I enjoyed every crackling-topped, beef-gravy-soaked minute of it. Guh!

    PS. Thumbs up to the New Kids on the Block lunchpail housing the condiments on the third table from the entrance.

    PPS. I know someone who stopped by today for the short rib poutine. The review was glowing.

    PPPS. I'm definitely hitting this place again for a sandwich.

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977 Bloor Street West
Toronto, ON M6H 1L7
(416) 588-7819

African Palace  

Categories: Ethiopian, African
Neighbourhoods: Dovercourt, Dufferin Grove

4.0 star rating
2/6/2012 1 Check-in Here
Not only was the food tasty-tasty-tasty, but if you're missing your momma, I suggest you set foot in African Palace. I don't know if it was because I went on a slow day, but the owner is lovely, genuine and as warm as your own momma (the momma who wasn't scolding you for wearing your shoes inside the house, that is).

It appears I'm not the only one who thinks this! After a cursory looksie of the other Yelp reviews, it appears as though her name's Mary, and she's like this a lot. But that's okay. I'm totally willing to share.

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309 Spadina Ave
Toronto, ON M5T 2E6
(416) 977-0601

Swatow Restaurant  

Category: Chinese
Neighbourhoods: Chinatown, Kensington Market, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
2/6/2012 1 photo
It seems like the only time I came here at first was after concerts during university. And even then - in an era when my diet consisted of hot dogs and yogurt - it was only *OKAY*.

I was dragged there again recently and still confirm that it's *OKAY*. We had a couple of stir-fries, which were slightly lacklustre in flavour.

But beyond that, I think maybe if they toned down the blinding fluorescent lighting system, just a notch, I may be compelled to actually step foot in there again. Until then, there are heaps of other restaurants along the strip that I'd rather frequent. (And not be blinded by the light.)

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980 Danforth Ave
Toronto, ON M4J 1M1
(416) 465-1989

Zeitoun  

Categories: Turkish, Fast Food, Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: The Danforth

5.0 star rating
12/28/2011
4.5!

I wish the DVP wasn't such a mental barrier to a west-sider like me; otherwise, along with Djerba La Douce, I would make this one of my regular hangouts.

I love me some good Turkish food, and this place has it. I shoved their tasty pide into my mouth like it was going out of style. Delicious.

Also, I agree with Mike G - the man behind the counter was great; so much so I kept going up and talking to him, which led to me leaving with a serving of their (I believe it was baked) rice pudding, which, from my years of consuming rice pudding, is one of the absolute best I've ever had. As I walked down the street shovelling it down, I was even tempted to return for more.*

[touching finger to tongue] [putting finger on Zeitoun]
Szzzzzzt.

You're sizzlin'.

*Really, I did. Ask my lunch-mate.

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1460 Gerrard St E
Toronto, ON M4L 2A3
(416) 405-8189

Udupi Palace  

Categories: Indian, Vegetarian

4.0 star rating
11/26/2011 1 Check-in Here
I feel like a high queen here. There were ample servers on guard, ready for the task, just watching to make sure I was having a satisfactory visit. Water glass was kept full throughout the entire stay.

Also, had the chana batura dish - I was so full my cheeks almost exploded. As in traditional thali-style joints, the server was at my table when I'd finished wiping the plate clean, asking me if I wanted more chana so I could use up the leftover bread.

I wonder if I can take a raincheque on that offer.

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1124 Queen Street E
Toronto, ON M4M
(647) 340-1738

Goods and Provisions  

Categories: Bars, Gastropubs
Neighbourhood: Leslieville

5.0 star rating
11/26/2011
These guys know a thing about service and treating customers right, and I would definitely return if I lived closer to the area. It's only been open for a short while, but the place was packed by 630PM.

It may be a bit on the pricey side, but their Korean tacos were pork belly-licious and the terrine board of the day featured foie gras that was so smooth and amazing, I almost wanted to bring it back up an eat it all over again.

(But that would be gross, so I didn't.)

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126 Dundas St E
Toronto, ON M5B 1E2
(647) 351-1111

Kabul Express  

Category: Ethnic Food
Neighbourhoods: Ryerson, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
10/17/2011 First to Review
Despite having the word "EXPRESS" in their name, this place certainly doesn't offer the speediest service on the planet. If you keep that in mind, however, you'll have a good time:

I mean, the food is pretty good!

I agree with Taiyab - this doesn't appear to be an Afghani restaurant by all accounts, but the kebab dinner I had was great, despite the naan being a tad bit dry. Their rolls are a cheap on-the-go option, too, if you're not feeling the need to pick up a fork and knife and work for your food.

The wait for the food can be a little too much for what appears to be a fast-food joint on the outside, especially when your stomach is eating itself, but hopefully it's a sign that they're actually preparing the food fresh to order.

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506 Adelaide St W
Toronto, ON M5V 1T5
(416) 848-0057

La Merceria  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Cafes

4.0 star rating
6/28/2011
Empanadas. Hot chocolate. Tealish ice teas. (I'm eyeing my coconut bongo as I type this.)

So quiet here; perfect place for me to get some work done! (But apparently not enough work, since I'm writing this review.) (Shaking fist at Yelp.)

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925 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6H 1L5
(416) 588-7886

Long & McQuade  

Categories: Musical Instruments & Teachers, Electronics
Neighbourhood: Dufferin Grove

4.0 star rating
6/28/2011
I am by no means a music store connoisseur, but this place has great staff w/ no mightier-than-thou attitudes - so important for someone who is a relative newbie to music.

Plus, I'm renting an instrument for $12/month. That's just three fancy coffees!

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307 Augusta Ave
Toronto, ON M5T 2M2
(647) 352-3627

Café Pamenar  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Kensington Market

5.0 star rating
5/29/2011
I just love hanging out in this place. The servers are friendly, quick to laugh, and the best part? There are TWO patios - one right on Augusta for prime people watching opps, and another cozy one tucked away in the back that makes you feel like you're somewhere on the fringe of everything Hip, Urban, and Yuppie-ville (in the most flattering way, of course).  

For a lazy Sunday afternoon, there's nothing better. Love it.

PS. If it's summer, ask about "The Special" - a tasty mint syrup/shredded cucumber concoction. Zing!

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