9/26/2010
Michael "glutton" S. says:
The whole food blogging thing is about being a whore... and then talking about ones whoring experience afterwards with a post-coital glow, as if every john screwed was a Casanova.
In most cases these people are egotists who will sell themselves for just a free bit of food, a night's entertainment, a stroke of the ego as they are greeted at the door by their first name. It's all about morsels of free biscuit, self-congratulating hand jobs, with the promises of spreading positive shite in return.
Most bloggers don't post negative reviews because they don't want to upset the restaurateurs and/or the restaurant's publicists. One can't bite the hand that feeds. If so, there is no more free lunch. It stands to reason that food bloggers use their feeble excuse, "I am objective, I don't post reviews if the meal aren't worthy."
A person that aspires to be a true food critic, something close to being called a professional, has to be anonymous in their restaurant review excursions. Otherwise by default the food offerer-critic relationship is in a conflict of interest and the whole thing isn't worth the digital zeroes and ones that clog up our bandwidth. Being anonymous means having to accept the cost of the restaurant meal if they arent employed to review (lol), but of course that is completely out of the question!
Flood bloggers that aren't anonymous are spam agents, and dumb ones at that. Most people that spam are clever enough to have their computer programs do the disseminating. Food bloggers on the other hand put their egos and guts first, thereby spending enormous amounts of time wasting their time as they waste other people's time.
Restaurant publicist are in a tenuous position in which they have to show their clients that they have garnished some attention in order for there employment to continue. It's a pity that they have to accommodate every schmuck that claims to have "x" amount of hits. The restaurant industry is so competitive and cutthroat, they have little choice but to begrudgingly look to see what the cat has dragged in, and then leave it at that.