Gossip/Rumors about fellow Yelpers

Category: Humor & Offbeat

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10/30/2009 Katrina "foot" L. says:

So last night I was informed that there is a "rumor" going around that I eat peas individually. I don't do that. I am a weird eater but I not eat peas one by one.

What are some rumors you've heard about fellow yelpers?*

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*This is a variation on Vivek's idea of spreading gossip on Yelp about fellow yelpers*

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**taken from a real life example on the NYC forum. A real gossip girl/guy

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   10/30/2009 susan "My hat is not filled with marzipan" c. says:

   Oh, the peas thing is prolly because after Bryan G. wrote his 2,834-item list of dating dealbreakers, I wrote:
   @Bryan: LOL! You forgot "She eats peas one at a time."
   
   But I was referencing the show Seinfeld and the way Jerry would drop a hot chick that was totally out of his league in the first place because of some insignificant thing like eating peas one at a time.
   
   I heard a rumor that Andrew L. turns tricks on Attention Whore Lane.

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   10/30/2009 Vivek "When I wake up imma be yelping" S. says:

   I heard that Neil T. spent most of the evening sucking on balls.  But that might be unsubstantiated.

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   10/30/2009 Neil "indefinite review hiatus" T. says:

   No one likes blue balls.  No one.

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   10/30/2009 Katrina "foot" L. says:

   What happened to yours Neil?

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   10/30/2009 Neil "indefinite review hiatus" T. says:

   The only thing you could do when you have blue balls...rubbed one out.

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   10/30/2009 Vivek "When I wake up imma be yelping" S. says:

   @Susan C -  I can't believe I missed such an obvious Seinfeld reference!  I'm a bonehead.  My apologies to Katrina, who, while undateable to Bryan in many other ways, eats her pieces in groups like the rest of us.
   
   Also, I heard a bunch of Yelper chicks got "taken home" by a guy named Mo.  Sounds very suspect.

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   10/30/2009 Deanna "mongoose extraordinaire" W. says:

   @Vivek... he gives a good drive! :D

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   10/31/2009 susan "My hat is not filled with marzipan" c. says:

   @Vivek S: I heard that Mo also took you home that night. Certainly gives new meaning to "Movember."

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   10/31/2009 Katrina "foot" L. says:

   Ooh scandalous, rides home, blue balls...
   
   I heard that a certain scary yelper had left a little surprise on someone's blue ball...

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    11/1/2009 Jay "I'm hungry" G. says:

    I heard that too!
    Something about blue balls being salty? Can't really help when that happens I suppose....

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    11/1/2009 Neil "indefinite review hiatus" T. says:

    Dude, get to bed!

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    11/1/2009 susan "My hat is not filled with marzipan" c. says:

    Katrina "tomatoes and ketchup" L. says:
    
    Ooh scandalous, rides home, blue balls...
    
    I heard that a certain scary yelper had left a little surprise on someone's blue ball...
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    It must be true because I heard that too! I also heard that an even scarier Yelper took that salty blue ball and sucked on it all night till he rubbed it out.

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    12/23/2009 susan "My hat is not filled with marzipan" c. says:

    I heard that a certain Yelper likes to thread his smooth-as-eggs botoxed balls.
    
    I also heard that another Yelper buys one pair of jeans and two pairs of shoes every week.

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