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Do Toronto Yelpers Not FUC enough?

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4/9/2010 Susan "Feed Me, I'm a Tamagotchi" Z. says:

Every time I check out TO Yelp, I just feel not enough TO Yelpers are FUCing (Funny, Useful, Cool) each other.

I'd post some TO reviews, but I'd wanna get a few FUCs (what can I say, I'm a megalomaniac).

What's up with this?

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    4/9/2010 from Yelp for iPhone Eliah "on the run from Thinkpol" H. says:

    Hmm...I've been FUCed plenty of times for my reviews. Honestly I don't expect to get FUCed for my reviews, if it happens, it happens. I see some go out of their way to have FUCed up reviews, I feel reviews should focus the on subject not on how FUCed up the reviewer is. It's nice to get FUCed for a review but I don't think one should purposely seek such favors.

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    4/9/2010 Karl "Kid Don Cornelius" R. says:

    FUCing. I've never thought about it that way. Funny.

  3. 4/9/2010 Carolyn B. says:

    Eliah, that's FUCing hilarious.

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    4/9/2010 susan "My hat is not filled with marzipan" c. says:

    @Susan Z: (Great name, btw :) Post up some TO reviews. I'll FUC you.

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    4/9/2010 Kat "don't get me started!" F. says:

    The beauty of FUCing is that the more you do it, the more others FUC you. Complimenting, adding friends and sharing your reviews (but please, not all of them :))  also helps!

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    4/9/2010 Jennifer "I Am Hungry! I Need to Yelp About FOOD!" K. says:

    FUCing my reviews please! :)

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    4/9/2010 Tony "tells the truth, even when I lie" F. says:

    Umm.. just remember if you FUC someone, you're FUC'ing everyone else they've FUC'd before.. so.. remember to protect yourself.

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    4/9/2010 Tony "tells the truth, even when I lie" F. says:

    Ok.. I spent two minutes FUCing a few people, and I'm beat.  I need a nap now...

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    4/9/2010 Roma M. says:

    I already think I FUC too much.. Tony, the only way to protect yourself is to not get tempted in the first place.

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    4/9/2010 Karl "Kid Don Cornelius" R. says:

    Great thing about tabs is it lets me FUC Susan and Jennifer at the same time! A little fantasy of mine.

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    4/9/2010 August L. says:

    I want to be FUCed.

    Actually I want to be Ued. I want to have the most Ued in Yelp Toronto. Give it to me guys. U me dammit!

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    4/9/2010 Bryan "short stuff" G. says:

    No mercy FUCs Suzan, that's how FUCing loses its meaning.

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    4/9/2010 Joe "Not Your Average Joe" L. says:

    I see it this way...CUF me.

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    4/9/2010 Jonathan W. says:

    I love FUCing...especially on yelp

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    4/9/2010 Bryan "short stuff" G. says:

    @ Suzan - I bet you weren't actually rolling on the floor laughing were you? I know your type, you just can't help but give it out when you know you shouldn't. Hate to say it, but you sound like a FUCing slut to me.

    Too far?

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    4/9/2010 Tony "tells the truth, even when I lie" F. says:

    Abstinence is not an option.

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    4/9/2010 Aaron B. says:

    I'm with August on this one.  Getting FUCed is nice, but I really just care about U.  More U makes it all worth it.  I love U.

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    4/9/2010 Jing "word up, friends!" K. says:

    I have a feeling that it's the same two people FUCing me over and over again.

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    4/10/2010 Eliah "on the run from Thinkpol" H. says:

    Yah know I think it's time I did some FUCing. I'll try to at least FUC someone on Yelp a few times a week. Though I don't want to give them out to liberally hence I get labeled a "Cheap FUC" I do concur that U is the most important aspect of the FUC.

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    4/29/2010 Kat "don't get me started!" F. says:

    I caught up on some hardcore FUCing earlier this morning...

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    4/29/2010 Eric "it's not hipster, you're just boring." M. says:

    This is easily the funniest thread I've read anywhere in a long time. Kudos to you lot.

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    4/29/2010 Sam G. says:

    I've noticed I've not been getting FUCed much AT ALL lately... In response, I've been trying to FUC others more than usual...   Also, a compliment is nicely complementary to a FUC.

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    4/29/2010 Karl "Kid Don Cornelius" R. says:

    I like Hunch (http://www.hunch.com another social media thingy) where people can cool you but you can find out who cooled you. A great way to be liked is to let other people know you like them. We tend to like people who like us. You know?

    That would be kind of cool then with yelp. Imagine if you found out a pretty girl kept cooling your reviews (I'm looking at you, Jennifer K)! Oh heaven!

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    4/30/2010 Jenny T. says:

    hahaha.. this whole thread needs to be flagged as inappropriate

    great topic btw!

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    5/1/2010 from Yelp for iPhone Paul "Shop first....eat later" S. says:

    OMG....I'm sick with a cold, so I have an excuse, but I think some people out there have way too much time on their hands!

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    5/1/2010 Kennedy R. says:

    This inspired me to go on a FUCing spree.

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    5/27/2010 Kat "don't get me started!" F. says:

    I just went on a FUCing spree myself. It'd been a while...

  30. 5/28/2010 Dave Y. says:

    Write better reviews.......j/k ;)

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    5/30/2010 Min min "Not Just Anypony" T. says:

    I haven't FUCed in a while, but then when I do, it's more often U than not.

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    5/31/2010 Will "The Date Ideas Dude" L. says:

    I love FUCs :)

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    7/19/2010 Kat "don't get me started!" F. says:

    I had a triumphant return to the FUCing world this morning!

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    8/5/2010 Kat "don't get me started!" F. says:

    And yet again...huge FUCfest this morning. It was one of those days...

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    8/5/2010 from Yelp for iPhone zahir "Zap" p. says:

    I'm new to yelp and not used to getting Fuc-ed, does it hurt?  Does the length of my review matter? Anyways, since joining yelp all I can think about is eating out...weird, hunh?

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    8/5/2010 Marie "Megaphone" F. says:

    @ Zahir OMFG you are too much! I literally laughed out loud when I read that! Welcome to Yelp... looks like you'll do just fine :-)

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    8/6/2010 Nicole "the Antipodean one" H. says:

    I'm trying to do this more! It's useless for me to get grumpy i'm not getting any ratings when I myself am not doing any rating of other folks, after all.

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    9/5/2010 Vivek "When I wake up imma be yelping" S. says:

    What's everyone's FUC methodology?  

    I mean, I click on Useful when I learn something I didn't know before and Funny when I laugh during the review.  But Cool -- that's a tough one.  There's a certain je ne sais quoi with cool reviews.  How do you decide?

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    9/5/2010 from Yelp for iPhone Paul "Shop first....eat later" S. says:

    I agree!   What makes one review cool & not the other?   Reminds me a bit of high school.  You're cool...you're not!

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    9/5/2010 Nicole "the Antipodean one" H. says:

    I always find useful is an easy one to give (and it's the one I receive the most), cool is a bit arbitrary I guess.. Maybe if someone seems in the know, or super knowledgeable beyond mere 'useful'? Funny is a hard one though.. I don't give that often.

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    9/5/2010 Fabio "I actually CAN believe it's not butter" N. says:

    I will only FUC you if I feel like it. Be funny, useful or cool and you might get it.

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    9/6/2010 Thom H. says:

    What a coincidence.  Just before reading this thread, I posted a short list of reviews of mine that have never been FUCed:
    http://www.yelp.ca/lis...

    It's not that I live to be fuced, but in trying to make sense of out ones that get a lot of fucing and ones that don't, I'm not gettin' it.  I think maybe it has more to do with the general level of site traffic around the time that you post than anything else.  Anyways, out of about 6 that never had their fuc cherries popped, there were three that I felt were fairly interesting reviews and one in particular that I hoped would help generate some more business for the restaurant (The Atlantic).

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    9/9/2010 Nicole "the Antipodean one" H. says:

    It's a nice chilly night tonight, time to hop into bed and get FUC'ing. ...what?

    On a more serious note - i'm always curious to know who is FUCing my reviews - is there a reason Yelp isn't set up so you can see this?

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    9/9/2010 Tong "The Other One" J. says:

    I'm alway hungry after FUCing.

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    9/23/2010 Vivek "When I wake up imma be yelping" S. says:

    I'm on a FUCing rampage right now. AWWWWW yeah.

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    10/13/2010 Chris "How quickly can I hit 4 digits?" P. says:

    I just FUC'd a bunch of you. You've satisfied me in ways only my bookmarks will show.

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    10/13/2010 Laura "Lala" C. says:

    I wish I was able to see my FUCing breakdown on my reviews in like a table format....
    And there's no way to FUC on my blackberry.

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    10/13/2010 Vivek "When I wake up imma be yelping" S. says:

    No FUCing on the BB? Hm, I know I can FUC up a storm on the iPhone. It's an excellent way to pass time on transit.

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    10/13/2010 Nicole "the Antipodean one" H. says:

    No FUCing for Android either! I'm curious now to know what the differences between all the mobile apps are.

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    10/13/2010 Laura "Lala" C. says:

    The best one so far is the iphone, the rest it's like Yelp forgot to develop them or something.
    No review posting, no FUCing, no bookmarks, no checking in,  no talk on the BB

  51. Photo of Nicole H.
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    10/13/2010 Nicole "the Antipodean one" H. says:

    I can check in and view my feed, add/view bookmarks, add photos & tips. I can only draft reviews, not post. No talk either.

    Anyhow. Just as well i'm in front of this computer all day at work for FUCing, eh?

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    10/22/2010 Vivek "When I wake up imma be yelping" S. says:

    I'm glad this doesn't go by CUFing. That just doesn't have the same ring.

  53. Photo of Nicole H.
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    10/22/2010 Nicole "the Antipodean one" H. says:

    Or UFCing.. things could get a lot bloodier around here otherwise.

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