Andee is a fart head.

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8/7/2008 Jeremy G. says:

that is all.

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   8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

   this is the best thread....ever....everrrrrrrrr rrrrrr

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   8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

   Melanie, I seriously think I could take you in a dance off. I am learning a lot of good shit in Zumba from the new Russian rubber-legged, flamboyant, dude instructor.

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   8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

   Fart head? Nah. She has quite a pretty head. Although, she does make some mean air biscuits and cup of soup.

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   8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

   ah yes. bringing our unique brand of maturity to our neighbors to the north. may i compliment you on your universal healthcare and moose jerky. molson brand beers and superior hockey skills. now if an ignorant californian may pose a food question. does all of canada eat poutine or is it just those quebecers?

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   8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

   chris you just hijacked Khan's thread. you dont want to start off in Canada on the wrong foot do you?
   
   whats poutine btw? haha

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   8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

   If there ever was a Yelp dance-off, I have a feeling Andee and I would be the chicks on the side clapping.

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    8/7/2008 Jeremy G. says:

    poutine! Ha....that is certainly a Quebec thing. Bourdaine busted a nut over it. http://www.youtube.com...
    
    my canadian friends, meet youtube.

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    of course I hijacked it. there's only so much that can be said about your fart head. poutine is french fries topped with gravy and cheese curds.

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    Hmm...maybe I'll bring some cheese curds into Buds. They sell them at the nugget. Get some fries, top it with the gravy and then add my own cheese curds. I can feel the tingling in my left arm already.

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    It's kind of refreshing being over here and not worrying about certain people complaining about off-topic this and hijacking that. Oh wait, Andee you ruined that. Fart head ;-)

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    Christina....you are right! eff dancing.
    
    Melanie...he wore a belly shirt to class yesterday.
    
    Chris......ew....is it good?

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    8/7/2008 Jeremy G. says:

    A moment ago Goofy "I WAS looking at your eyes" G. says:
    
    Chris, Canadians don't eat no poontang... they're all gay.
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    oh jeez...Yelp invaded 16 hours ago and Goofy's already trying to start a war!!!! Bewbz, bewbz, bewbz.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    haha, I was jk.

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    I would love to see these guys do a Yelp review:
    
    http://www.youtube.com...

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    I actually found Canada (went on a rugby tour in Vancouver) to be remarkably similar to northern california. The people carry the same self-deprecating sense of humor, sarcasm and no-nonsense attitude. If anything, they are a bit more polite than we are. I had surgery in a canadian hospital and found their healthcare to be second to none. They gave me all the morphine drip I wanted, no questions asked.

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    hmm...i'm not sure if poutine is "good". but it's fries, gravy and cheese...how can that not be good? they should rebrand poutine as "canadian nachos".

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    8/7/2008 Jeremy G. says:

    For what it's worth...Calgary is a beautiful city. It's on the edge of the Canadian Rockies and is w/n 30 mins of Banff and a bit farther to Lake Louise. Great skiing, good restaurants and really friendly people. It was our destination of choice when I was younger because the drinking age is 18.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    Chris when you say northern CA, do you mean Davis?....Chico???

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Goofy,
    That's a compliment right?

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    word Goofy...sharing is caring.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    I'm going to Portland tmw!!

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Maybe I can drive through it on the way to Alaska. It doesn't look like I'll have any airline miles anytime soon.

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    Um...like Davis but colder? Like chico, with less crabs? I dunno. It was the people more than the landscape. Very relaxed with an acerbic wit. We stayed in Surrey during the first part of the trip. It was very much like the sierra foothills.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    Nice, Chris.

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    i believe portland has the most strip clubs per capita of any city in the united states.

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    kind of puts our whole "most trees per capita" thing to shame. that's not impressive next to "most places to make it rain" per capita.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    aren't all liquor stores closed on Sundays? I think I remember that. I havent been in forever.
    
    I have no idea what *my* Portland is like yet. The last time I went *my* Portland was a lot of walking around, Niketown, and a farmers market. haha

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    8/7/2008 Jeremy G. says:

    here's another fact about portland...
    
    Portland is the whitest big city in the US, according to recent census data (over 70% white). Today Portland is considered liberal and tolerant - although it's easier to be "tolerant" when most people are of the same race. But, Portland has a racist past that consigned blacks to a few neighborhoods in NE Portland. For better or worse, today those black neighborhoods are becoming more and more white ("gentrified") as housing prices skyrocket in Portland's urban neighborhoods, enticing poor and middle class homeowners in these neighborhoods to sell out.

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    8/7/2008 Lola "the amazon" D. says:

    I am here! Late but here!

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    "they are whitah than white up in them parts."
    
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    That totally describes me!

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    Um...."kind of" kissed a stripper? portland is also known for it's teen runaways. maybe you can befriend some of them andee.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    WTF I bet my family is the 30%...hahaha
    
    excpet for my white cousins. geez.

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    8/7/2008 Lola "the amazon" D. says:

    Okay... Is this a mean joke?  It just took me this long to figure out why my computer keeps putting me in weird cities.  But its not my computer its Khan!

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    Lola, welcome to Calgary. we have less crabs and are colder than Cali.
    
    hey! maybe I will just runaway to Portland...

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    8/7/2008 Lola "the amazon" D. says:

    Andee isn't a farthead, shes more like a sharthead!  Because she's oozing with personality and greatness!  Its eeping out of her.  Just like she took some Alli.  YEAH!!

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    8/7/2008 T.A.G. S. says:

    say it lola...."khaaaaaaan.....khaaaa aaaan....khaaaaaaan.....khaaan ....khan...."

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    hahha I will leave the Alli oozing to you...

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Melanie-you have more verbal leakage than anal.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    *ba dum shhhhhh*

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    wiring your mouth shut might work!

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Sure, blame it on Patrick! Actually, it did quiet down significantly after he left.

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    :)
    
    what am I talking about? I've never even hungout with you. For all we know, I could be a bigger blabber mouth than you. Doubtful, but who knows.

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Trust me Andee, you can't match Melanie. That's why we love her *hugs*

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Haha! I love that commercial. It's so true!

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    8/7/2008 Lola "the amazon" D. says:

    Oh my gosh I love that commercial.  Melanie you know I'm a blabber mouth too.  Except I talk in mysleep

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    I hate car talkers too! That's my music time...your friend isn't a car talker is she?

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    HAHAHA
    
    this weekend I was driving to SC and my friends kept getting mad at me cause I was going 50mph...apparently I cant talk and drive.

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    I'm good thanks. I'll just crank the music and smoke a ton and hope she gets the hint ;-)

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    I kid by the way.

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    8/7/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Is it a dually with naked lady mud flaps?

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    wtf is the beast?!
    
    dude I almost forgot about this thread. I was farting around (as usual) on the Sac ones

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    you have the beast and civic?! wtf am I doing wrong. *crying*

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    hahaha, nice.

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    8/7/2008 Jeremy G. says:

    Hi Calgary *waving both hands and smiling like Balki*
    
    welcome to YELP! :) :) :) :) :) :{

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    8/7/2008 Andee V. says:

    do they even have computers in Canada? will they ever find us?

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    8/8/2008 Andee V. says:

    this thread needs some more lovin....

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    8/8/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    Andee-
    I'm protecting my hands with gloves until we meet ;)

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    8/8/2008 Andee V. says:

    hahah I have mine in a temperature controlled glass chamber like the hand model in Zoolander.

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    8/14/2008 Andee V. says:

    no one has posted in 6 days!? 6 days?! you animals.

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    8/14/2008 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    This should be our venting area for Sacramento yelpers we don't like...except me, k? No, complaining about me.

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    8/14/2008 Andee V. says:

    Christina...ur on to something.

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    1/28/2009 Jeremy G. says:

    Andee remains a fart head ... to this day. True story.

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    1/28/2009 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    *looking around for crazy people*
    
    I moving over here. Fart head, are you with me?

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    1/28/2009 Andee V. says:

    I am over here! You should have given me a heads up 3 hours ago! haha.

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    1/29/2009 Jeremy G. says:

    So many tools on this thread. : 0

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    1/29/2009 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

    So many tools, so little time.

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    1/29/2009 Jeremy G. says:

    My middle name is Crafstman.

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    1/29/2009 Jeremy G. says:

    Or Craftsman ... whatever.

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     1/29/2009 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

     I thought your middle name was caulk?

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     1/29/2009 Jeremy G. says:

     According to my sources there are currently 0 people in Calgary who love tools ... there are however 2 people in Sacramento that do. Those two people are Goofy and myself. You're just a bunch of talk Christina! :)

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     1/29/2009 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

     Yeah, you totally got me. I'm starting to wonder if I even know what a tool is!
     
     *z bweb* spy coding

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     2/4/2009 Christina "knucken futs" H. says:

     Sacramento yelp talk sucks ass!

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     4/3/2009 Andee V. says:

     Christina sucksass!

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