As for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual.
Marina del Rey, CA, USA
Also loves:
The Beach, Art, Sunshine, Incubus, Chapstick, Swimming, Doggies, Books, Hendrix, Jumbo Pickles, Jackfruit Tacos, Vegan Pizza, Sunscreen, Dancing, Photography, Poetry, Hummus
I can be your black Kate Moss tonight
Dallas, TX, USA
Also loves:
happy hour, Bikram yoga, rhinos, ABBA, the Katy Trail, making lists, toy poodles, gold, Barcelona, running outside, bicycles
I prefer the most unfair peace to the most righteous war. --Cicero
Seattle, WA, USA
Also loves:
France, Tex-Mex, Paris, pommes frites, Rufus Wainwright, Julia Fordham, Seattle, Chicken Fried Steak, French Music, gay men, Homosexuality, French food, Art by friends of mine, Wienerschnitzel, Avocados, Old stuff
Watertown, MA, USA
Also loves:
Ryan Adams, James Taylor, Simon and Garfunkel, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Bob Marley, Tori Amos, Elliott Smith, FNL, The Wonder Years, Six Feet Under, Bored to Death, Legal Sea Foods, Cuchi Cuchi, West Side Lounge, Cafe Luigi, The Pour House
durate et vosmet rebus servate secundis (Virgil)
Honolulu, HI, USA
Also loves:
desserts, salted caramel, gelato, farm to table, grassroots, Bossa Nova, world music, chill out, water sports, SUP, skiing, geocaching, international intrigue, mermaids, concerts, fireplaces, Sade, Broadway shows
The Real Roving Professor
Thibodaux, LA, USA
Also loves:
Italy, Prince, Philadelphia Phillies, Lockport Lightning, traveling, roving professor
Peoria, AZ, USA
Also loves:
horses, knitting, wine, tennis, real estate, diy, gardening, chihuahuas, beaches, sunshine, fleet foxes, bon iver, james taylor, sports
St Helena, CA, USA
Also loves:
local crafts community, farm to table food, supporting arts, San Francisco Flower Mart
The quiet guy
Carson, CA, USA
Also loves:
My family, mathematics, technology, puppies & kittens, public speaking, writing, books, music (U2, Coldplay, etc.)
Long Beach, CA, USA
Also loves:
Weight Watchers, Jenny Worth Fitness, MYA, DOM, ELLA, TV, CYCLING, STRANGE MUSIC, TECH N9NE, COMEDY, the Beach, Friends
Extremely Great or Extremely Poor Reviews Only
Chevy Chase, MD, USA
Also loves:
Antiques, jewelry, animals, the beach, my rooftop pool, documentaries, cooking, fine dining
New Orleans, LA, USA
Also loves:
apples, running, brass bands, miller high life, red wine and cheese, sazeracs, bathrobes, black coffee, chewing gum, sarcasm, London, Gangster Rap
Surreality Front Creeps Across America!
Clive, IA, USA
Also loves:
Mexican food, Ecuadorian food, barbecue, Indian food, Thai food, early music, Mike Oldfield, Chris Isaak, Jimmie Spheeris, Laura Nyro, Camel, horchata
I can drink a case of you and still be on my feet.
North Hollywood, CA, USA
foodie or snob?
Studio City, CA, USA
Also loves:
learning, cooking, crafts, painting, poutine, sushi, french food, oysters, cheese, snow flurries, indie movies, rosemary, mac n cheese, Top Chef, truffle cheese
One can judge the character of a person by the way they treat people who can do nothing for them
North Hollywood, CA, USA
Also loves:
Banksy, Led Zepplin, The Geographer, Paul Simon, James Taylor, Andrew Bird
I'm slowly becoming a Nester. Help me Yelpers!
San Fernando Valley, CA, USA
Also loves:
Chocolate, Elvis Costello, NPR
Girl Ain't Nothing But a Willow Tree
Decatur, GA, USA
Also loves:
my soon-to-be hubby, Decatur, kittens, great food
Berkeley, CA, USA
Also loves:
Pubs, Beer, Greek, Mediterranean food, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Egypt, Ceramics
I'll stand by You - won't let nobody hurt you....."The Pretenders"
Philadelphia, PA, USA
Also loves:
animals, House Rabbits, music, Amy Winehouse, Alicia Keys, Cool Jazz like Chet Baker, Coltrane, stan getz, Chaka Khan, Jazmine Sullivan, anchovy white pizza
My web foot print is bigger than Bigfoot's!
East Stroudsburg, PA, USA
Also loves:
Mac Book Pro, Indian Food, The Beatles, Donald Fagen, Steely Dan, Fender guitars, Martin guitars, guitars, Woody Guthrie, Scott Joplin, President Obama, President Barack Obama, our 44th President Obama
Passionate about Life!
Conyers, GA, USA
Also loves:
Music, Theatre, Dan Fogelberg, Gazing at the Stars, Park Tavern, Sewing, Visiting Family and Friends
I'm the easiest new yorker ever, unless...
New York, NY, USA
Also loves:
I love The Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Jeff Tweedy, Streaming Netflix, nice people, fair prices
Happy Fun Doll
San Francisco, CA, USA
Also loves:
bluegrass, acoustic guitar, jazz piano, ASL, conscious creation, God, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bill Evans, Richard Thompson, Elliott Smith, conceptual art, Magritte, abstract art, chili, Lebanese food
Tampa, FL, USA
Also loves:
Salman Rushdie, The Thin Man Movies, Wine, English Bulldogs, Jazz, Xbox 360, Sushi, NYC, Beach, The Simpsons, Top Chef and Love.
San Francisco, CA, USA
Also loves:
my family, my city, w eugene smith, cartier bresson, bob dylan, eckhart tolle, pema chodron, the ocean, new mexico, paris, the firefly restaurant, pinot noir, kayaking, fog, mozart...
I really need to Yelp more.
Sacramento, CA, USA
Also loves:
Perfect cappuccinos, Single Malt Scotch, flattering clothes, shameless witticisms, organic tomatoes, red shoes, cashmere, dancing, cheap beer, expensive beer, Trader Joe's, Vintage clothes, cowboy boots, teen movies, Greatest American Hero, San Francisco
I'm in a New Yelp State of Mind
San Francisco, CA, USA
Also loves:
sorbet, cool weather, cinnamon graham crackers
Brooklyn, NY, USA
Also loves:
animals, good music (nick cave, grant lee philips, the beatles..), good books, (orwell, bukowski, camus, huysmans, steinbeck...), Paris, Amsterdam, Mystery Science Theater 3000...
Urgent
Oakville, ON
Also loves:
Reading, cheese, theatre, movies, pasta, dance, writing fiction, chocolate, travel, and wine.
I don't like change...except the kind that jingles.
Allentown, PA, USA
Also loves:
Rufus Wainwright, Jason Mraz, The Beatles, reading, debating law and politics, films
Maplewood, NJ, USA
Also loves:
my sons, reading a great book, snorkeling, mexico, italian food, henry james, yoga, radiohead
Arlington, VA, USA
Also loves:
Wine, Dark Chocolate, Calamari, Soccer, All things Italian, Candles, Leather jackets, Hats and scarves, Boots, Dancing, Literature, The Beatles, Mild Indian Food, Bolognese Sauce, Thai Food, Duck, Ice cream, Espresso, Cheese
Goddess Extraordinariness
Montclair, NJ, USA
Also loves:
Watchung Plaza Home, good good food, fabulous shoes, snauzers, my Obama song, good fish, beautiful men, open air markets, live jazz, Black people, my food best