You know you're Italian, when....

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So this list is about Italian food, but not necessarily made by Italians. You know you're Italian when... * You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you. * You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag. * Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins * You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. * You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners. * You only get one good shave from a disposable razor. * If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair. * There are more than 28 people in your bridal party. * You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion. * And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when: * Your grandfather had a fig tree. * You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00. * Christmas Eve . . . only fish. * Your mom's meatballs are the best. *You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you. * Plastic on the furniture is normal. * You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella." * You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy." * You've called someone a "mamaluke." * And you understand "bada bing" * Your Yelp reviews end in "bada bing"

 1. Italian Kitchen

1037 Alberni Street
Vancouver, BC V6E 1A1
(604) 687-2858

Category: Italian

Neighbourhoods: West End, Downtown

4.0 star rating
  12/10/2011

I've been here quite a number of times for lunch now.  I guess it's about time I wrote my review eh?

Always had the same table everytime.  Service has always been consistent and when we have been here, it's never really been too crowded.  Maybe we're…More »

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 2. Kinemi's Kitchen

7751 Champlain Cres
Vancouver, BC V5S 4J6
(604) 434-2868

Categories: Pizza, Italian, Asian Fusion

Neighbourhoods: Killarney, Champlain Heights

5.0 star rating
  Update - 11/27/2011

Back again for some more savoury goodness from the creative kitchen known as Kinemi's Kitchen.   Interestingly, I just noticed Makiko's review is no longer here on Yelp.  I wonder why.  She Liked this place.
Now I see there are a few more Yelpers…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    5/23/2011 First to Review

    Makiko's review is pretty much spot on.
    My brother suggested I try this place.  Recently I've been… Read more »

 3. Zefferelli's

1136 Robson Street
Vancouver, BC V6E 1B2
(604) 687-0655

Categories: Specialty Food, Italian

Neighbourhood: West End

5.0 star rating
  12/9/2010

I totally forgot to write about this place.
I've been here many times before....years ago. and it was on one recent occasion that just prompted me to ask her out for dinner.  I asked and she said sure.  I have to admit, I was quite giddy at the…More »

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 4. Marcello Pizzeria

1404 Commercial Drive
Vancouver, BC V5L 3X9
(604) 215-7760

Category: Pizza

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

4.0 star rating
  12/10/2011

I've been here, say about a dozen times or more over the years.  One of the most memorable times was reuniting with some old elementary school friends over some pizza pie and pasta.

I love the food here. I quite enjoy practically everything on the…More »

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 5. Big Lou's Butcher Shop

269 Powell St
Vancouver, BC V6A 0B6
(604) 566-9229

Categories: Meat Shops, Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Downtown Eastside

4.0 star rating
  8/22/2011

Looks like they had some good quality cuts of meat.  However, I was here for their sandwiches and was looking for something a bit different than the porchetta sandwhich that I had at that other meat place....

Big Lou's was it.  My name is Lou and this…More »

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 6. Paesano's Italian Restaurant

12240 2nd Avenue
Richmond, BC V7E 3A6
(604) 270-9252

Category: Italian

Neighbourhood: Steveston

3.0 star rating
  Update - 3/28/2012

Came and tried their lunch menu.

Smaller portions with a lighter fare and most of the dishes come with a salad.

Not too bad.  A bit pricey in a way if you're on a budget for lunch, but I'd come back again for lunch and try some more options.

Service was…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    6/4/2011

    Yes, they have a great location.
    Yes, the food is still very good.
    The pasta's are not quite el-dente,… Read more »

 7. Cibo Trattoria

900 Seymour St
Vancouver, BC V6B 3L9
(604) 602-9570

Category: Italian

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

5.0 star rating
  11/4/2009

They were named the Best New restaurant in Canada by the Canadian Press.  

enRroute Magazine has listed it as Canada's best new Restaurant.

What are these guys doing???  

Everything right it seems :)

For more info, please read on with the fav reviews…More »

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 8. Federico's Supper Club

1728 Commercial Dr
Vancouver, BC V5N 4A3
(604) 251-3473

Category: Italian

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

4.0 star rating
  12/10/2011

We used to come here alot for the dinner and dancing.  Always a group of us and always a great time.

Frederico is a singer and owner restraunteur.  The food is decent, but it's the live entertainment and the renditions of That's Amore make the food…More »

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 9. The Old Spaghetti Factory

14200 Entertainment Blvd
Richmond, BC V6W 1K3
(604) 277-8373

Category: Italian

3.0 star rating
  Update - 7/30/2010

Again we came here for the Mizithra cheese spaghetti.  Portions seem to get smaller each time we visit.  Is it me?  The service was quick and the food came out efficiently.  Yasuyo had a combo managers special.  Nothing new and I guess that's a good…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    7/15/2009

    Mizithra cheese pasta with brown butter sauce.  It's the only thing I go here for.

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 10. Campagnolo Roma

2297 Hastings St E
Vancouver, BC V5L 1V2
(604) 569-0456

Categories: Italian, Pizza

Neighbourhood: Grandview-Woodlands

5.0 star rating
  2/17/2012

Normally you don't need reservations, unless it's Valentines day.
Then you need to make sure you check out their website for the daily / weekly specials and if you need to call for a reservation!!

We did, and we got a spot for two at 7.  While everyone…More »

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