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1. UYE Cena Yelpers di Maggio @ Burro e Sugo
00145 Roma
Italy
+39 06 59606244
Category:
Local Flavour
Neighbourhood: Ostiense
Grazie a tutti gli Yelpers italani anche se non capisco bene l'italiano ancora. Questa era la prima volta che mangiavo con un gruppo italiano cosi' grande e mi sono molto divertito (anche se non ho parlato tanto).
La cena era buonissima, il servizio…More »
2. Yelp's Open House Elite Event @ Hotel Diva
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 885-0200
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin
I'm not a diva. To be honest, I don't have the energy for it. Also, I'm a dude, though I don't think that disqualifies you from being a "diva" in this city, even if the correct word would be "divo."
It's all very complicated.
What's not complicated was…More »
3. Yelp's Easter Sunday Elite Event @ Chaya Brasserie
I can't help but think of Harry Potter when I see a beautifully shaped bottle of St. Germain. Like drops of veritaserum, I must speak the truth when that sweet elderflower flavor touches my lips.
Brunch was enhanced by Chaya's delicious cocktails,…More »
4. Yelp's Post St. Paddy's Brunch @ Epic Roasthouse
When I was a kid, I was told that if you flushed the toilet and said "Bloody Mary" three times over, she would appear in the mirror and, I dunno, challenge your honor or something. That seems like a sad legacy for Queen Mary. Luckily for her, she is…More »
5. Yelp's Gold Badge Bash @ Postrio
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 776-7825
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin
Y'all know you always be in my heart fo'evah-evah.
I love Yelp and I'll always love Yelp. When I moved to the city, I didn't know anyone. Thanks to Yelp, I was running into people left and right at the end of my first year here. Flash forward to the…More »
6. Yelp's Vegas, Baby... Vegas! Yelp Elite Event @ Wix Lounge SF
There's nothing quite like a fresh perspective on something known. The view from Wix's balcony of 22nd and Mission is impressive, like seeing an old and familiar friend naked.
Okay, bad analogy.
This Elite Event was a huge blast. Games and food…More »
7. Yelp's Holiday Hangover 2.0 @ Big Daddy's
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 621-6800
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Potrero Hill
Holla!
Ruggy, you done did it again,
start a party, got us naughty, put a year to an end.
Saw a lotta fresh faces, good food I done tasted,
Big Daddy's was the perfect pad to properly contain this.
Five for Gene's team, they was shootin' like mad,
Snap…More »
8. Yelp's Oenophile Happy Hour Elite Event
The flavor blast of Cahill wine in my mouth made me feel a little guilty. Could such smooth and delectable alcoholic flavors possibly be virtuous? Then I remembered the blood of Christ was essentially wine... so I went for a second round.
Another…More »
9. Yelp's Occupy Awesomeness Elite Event @ Level III
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 929-2087
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin
I need to formally apologize to everyone for inadvertently cutting in line for booze.
I had just walked in and saw the table for drinks and started ordering when a friend came up and asked if I could get a drink for her too since the line was so…More »
10. Yelp's Star Light, Star Bright Elite Event @ Starlight Room
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 395-8595
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Union Square
It doesn't take a rooftop view of nighttime San Francisco to remind me how amazing our city is.
It doesn't take flights of Glenfiddich poured by a beautiful woman or egg white, spiced cocktails with Pisco Porton...
It doesn't take a good crowd and…More »
11. 1314 By San Franpsycho
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 392-1314
Categories:
Women's Clothing,
Men's Clothing
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
A great store that's all about San Francisco. And they know how to throw a great party! The Yelp+TIMF+San Franpsycho Pop-Up Party was a blast, with Templeton Rye, Fernet and that crazy vodka that comes out of a crystal skull. A great looking crowd…More »
12. Yelp's Endless Summer Nights @ Garden Court Hotel
I actually bought "jorts" for this jam. Yes, I now own a pair of Phat Farm denim jeans, purchased at Ross and certainly never to find themselves on me again, save for some wacky Halloween costume (90s era grunge kid, maybe?).
Garden Court Hotel is…More »
13. Yelp's Back to Cool Kick Off Party @ Rickshaw Bags
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 904-8368
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhoods: Dogpatch, Potrero Hill
Great event with lots of fun desserts to try. I'm not really a sugar person but I enjoyed Miz Lynn's miniature pies, the almond cake from California Coffee Cake Company and the amazing spread of samples from Tea Room Chocolate.
A devout lover of San…More »
14. Yelp Elite Event At the Melt
Heaven must be like this, I thought to myself, as I arrived somewhat late and still had delicious grilled cheese sandwiches, soups and cookies placed in my hand.
Heaven must be like this, I thought to myself, as I consumed various gooey, melty,…More »
15. Underground Yelp Elite Event At Muka
Speaking with Muka owner Jean-luc, you'll quickly pick up how passionate he is about his restaurant. After all, he named it after his mother. The place is intimate and he's often there, toiling away with the small yet talented staff.
If you want to…More »
16. Yelp Like a Pirate Day Elite Event @ Forbes Island
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 951-4900
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
Pirate Day at Forbes Island recalled for me feelings of high school graduation parties in Honolulu and Pirates of the Caribbean (the ride, not the movie). It was one part chill and friendly people, another part adventuring on--yarr--an island, matey.…More »
17. Crusin' for a BREWsin' Yelp Elite Event @ Pacific Brew Labs
The following are the ONLY THINGS better than a pint of craft beer:
- winning the lottery
- Christmas
- swimsuit models
- naked Twister with swimsuit models
- kegs of craft beer
- a baby seal
Nothing else.
Pac Brew Labs does not disappoint. I will be back.More »
18. City By The Nom-Bay Yelp Elite Event, Part Deux! @ Nombe
I really loved the Navarro wine selection.
All of them were delicious.
I liked Sabe's concept of mixing vodka into various types of fortified sake.
All of them were delicious.
The edamame hummus and rice balls were stand-out appetizers.
But all of them…More »
19. Don't Hassle the Hoff Yelp Elite Event @ Eastside West
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 885-4000
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
In my past life as a pirate, I would sit around the cool afternoon drinking rum with pretty ladies, thanking my navigational stars for the limes and my lack of scurvy. A ship of goods would float by and I would take some for myself if the occasion…More »
20. Yelp's Tacos y Tiaras Elite Event @ Maya
Don't tell my +1, but my clothing choice for the night was inspired by the last Harry Potter movie. I had been watching it for the eighth time with some friends the night before and realized, in a scene, that he was wearing all black. I was like,…More »
21. Yelp's Sunset Showdown
If Yelp events were transforming robots, Yelp's Sunset Showdown would be the really big, badass looking one that changes into a fortress, a giant rocket and then back into some planet-eating humanoid form.
Food everywhere, barely any lines for various…More »
22. Yelp's Fedorable Elite Event @ Mr. Lew's Win Win Bar
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 474-2284
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
When I heard they were opening a "Sazerac Emporium" near my hood with $8 Sazzies (I'm starting this slang now), I was excited. And, having had a taste of it from a generous Yelper, I can say that Mr. Lew's Win Win Bar makes perhaps the best I've had…More »
23. Yelp's Young, Broke & Beautiful @ Public Works
I remember when Broke-Ass Stuart was just a guy with a book and a lot of good ideas. Then he had a blog and a staff of broke-ass writers. Now he has a television show on IFCtv and a legion of fans. If Hollywood has taught me anything, I'm to expect a…More »
24. Yelp Kicks Butt launch party @ Circus Center
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 759-8123
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Inner Sunset
I consider myself very fortunate that I didn't see Stephen King's It until I was in college. By then, I quickly recognized the clown as Tim Curry, making it somewhat less scary. The film did, however, increase my awareness of balloons. According to…More »
25. Halfway to the Holidays Yelp Elite Event @ The Republic
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 817-1337
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
I don't do things halfway. With me, it's all or nothing. I don't even like the world "half."
"Half a sandwich."
"Half a bottle of whiskey."
"Two and a half kids."
What does the last one even mean?! Is this some semantic nitpicking on the separation…More »
26. Yelp's True Grit Get Down @ Welcome Stranger
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 864-2079
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Hayes Valley
I'm a fan of the following things:
- Pisco Portón
- Stylish clothing
- The staff at Welcome Stranger
- Yelp
- Batman
27. Humm-baby! Yelp Elite Event @ MoMo's
I've been to a lot of events in my time -- which coincidentally happens to be now -- and I have to say the staff at MoMo's did a stellar job hosting this Elite Event. In an effort to not distract from their friendly and personable service, I'll leave…More »
28. Yelp's Sugar High Launch Party @ Project One
If you had asked me yesterday morning if the Mona Lisa could be improved by a Gene Simmons makeover, I would've responded with "maybe." After viewing the Warhol Reimagined exhibit at Project One, I can definitely say, "possibly more than maybe."
The…More »
29. Dashing like Don Draper Yelp Elite Event
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 348-1555
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, SOMA
Amazing Negroni cocktails with the fresh taste of Hendrick's complemented the slick setting well. The bites from The Fifth Floor were all delicious, particularly the duck brioche. I had so much fun amidst the 50s get-ups that I couldn't help wonder…More »
30. The Most Interesting Elite Event in the World @ Pedro's Cantina
"Whisky is his favorite wine."
That was my Most Interesting Person submission tagline for this event. But it got me thinking of what my other lines might be if I were indeed the most interesting person in the world.
"Would speak with animals if he…More »
31. Yelp's Holiday Hangover Open Party
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 345-4100
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights
I missed my chance to commit grand theft last night. When I think back to the beautiful mansion, the fancy soirée taking place, and the basement apparently filled by both diamonds and armed guards, I can't help but romanticize how my night COULD have…More »
32. Sandra Claus is Coming To Town Holiday Mixtape YEE @Public Works
Thank you, Yelp, for making me realize the only two Christmas songs I have on my computer are by Mariah Carey and 98 Degrees. Instead, I compiled a playlist of pretty songs from Ellie Goulding to Radiohead to St. Vincent, with a couple of songs from…More »
33. Yelp's Black and Blue Social @ Alexander's Steakhouse
One day, when I'm ridiculously rich and good looking, I'm going to come here and buy all the delicious tenderloin and drink Makers mint juleps all night.
Then I'm going to buy Ruggy, Monica, and Tiffany red sports cars with speed stripes.
34. Kickin' it Old School Yelp Elite Event @ Presidio Social Club
Very cool event in a really fun space. And walking through the Presidio at night was a beautiful moment to reflect on why I always get lost.
35. Come As You Are Yelp Elite Event @ Eve Lounge
I'm a big fan of the following:
- Bars with a faux-risqué, classy vibe
- Paintings of hot women
- Honeydew melons
- Maker's Mark mint juleps
- Yelp
- Clean bathrooms
- Kittens
- Ruggy, Jess, Monica, and Connie
- Connie, Monica, Jess, and Ruggy
- RepetitionMore »
36. Yelpin' La Vida Local At Cafe Cocomo
San Francisco, CA 94107
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhoods: Dogpatch, Potrero Hill
Had a really fun time at this event. Food and wine samples were plentiful, the music was great, and it was nice to see so many non-profits being supported. The venue was the perfect spot for such a gorgeous San Francisco day.
I was the one drinking…More »
37. Project Yelpway Elite Event @ Azalea
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 861-9888
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Hayes Valley
Beautiful people
Stylish clothes and lots of booze
Vodka is my friend
38. Yelp Brunch At Tikka Benedict
Somewhere on the list of great joys, between freshly ground coffee and chasing a monkey with a little red cap, are Eggs Benedict. There's something amazing about the union of english muffin, egg, some form of animal, and sauce. Seema's Paneer…More »
39. What Would Walt Disney Do? YEE @ Walt Disney Family Museum
There's a giant Mickey Mouse sitting on my dresser. This is the conversation I had with it when I got back home from the Walt Disney Family Museum event (the best event ever, seriously):
MICKEY: haHA, how was the event, kid?
ME: It was great! The…More »
40. Yelp Elite Event @ FIVE
In retrospect, I may have thanked the Makers Mark folks a little too much for sponsoring this event. But there's nothing like a couple of Old Fashions to give you a nice Southern drawl and a moseying swagger.
"Wah, I do say missy, thas' a real nice…More »
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Yelping SinceFebruary 2006
Things I LoveLove, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano
Find Me Inconspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.
My HometownHonolulu, HI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,
Why You Should Read My Reviewsand Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Read(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)
My First ConcertFinally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles
My Favourite Movie(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)
My Last Meal On Earth- his name is Mr. Squiggles -
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.
Most Recent DiscoveryBecause no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.
Current CrushThat's just common sense.