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1. Rotisserie Pollo
DUDE WHERE'S MY BURRITO? (FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD)
I finally make my way back to the stronghold, my firm's big ass tower-o-glass downtown for the first time in months. I'm only looking forward to two things on this day and it's not work.
* The Bagel. The…More »
2. Méchant Bœuf Bar & Brasserie
After my first visit at Mechant Boeuf I gave it a pretty damn good review. Well I'm gonna take most of what I said BACK. Because this week I went back for a friend' birthday dinner party and I almost choked on the level of crap I witnessed at this…More »
3. Restaurant Baton Rouge
WHY? WHY? WHY? I used to go to Baton Rouge for the ribs but after living in the US and getting a taste of wood smoked ribs, I was done with utilitarian ribs. This week I went back since there's a Baton Rouge right outside the office with the team. I…More »
4. Buffet Maharaja
Montreal, QC H3G 1T8
(514) 934-0655
Categories:
Middle Eastern,
Indian,
Buffets,
Pakistani
An Indian buffet, what is there to say? Lukewarm food, half of which caters to the chicken-sh!t losers afraid to eat ethnic food. I'm not a huge fan of Indian food and this has to do with the spices and seasoning used, also the "slop" look of most…More »
5. Bora Bora Cafe
I was jonesing for some Lebanese grub. I didn't feel like heading downtown for my usual pit stops, and I remembered there was a Lebanese grub stop just a corner from where I live but never visited before. Bora Bora is, during summer time, packed…More »
6. Plaisirs Coupables - CLOSED
For the non-Francophiles out there, "Les Plaisirs Coupables" literally translates to "Guilty Pleasures". If your menu is stacked with guilty pleasures, you better step up. Popular chef Jean-Francois Plante's new restaurant on Peel in Montreal…More »
7. Le Cartet
I'm always on the lookout for a cool place to get good eats during my lunch hour at work. One of my coworkers introduced me to Le Cartet, apparently the cat's meow of a fine foods market doubling as a gourmet restaurant.
At first glance, one's…More »
8. O'Burger
As a foodie (sadly on a budget) I'm willing and ready to pay astronomical amounts of my cashola in order to enjoy whatever food-dragon I chase. There's no price I won't pay for the ultimate steak experience, and I won't choke on paying over 50$ for a…More »
9. Restaurant L'academie
I finally got around to eating at L'Académie this Friday. The restaurant gives off this air of Zen grandeur and European opulence at the same time while serving a fusion of Italian and French fusion cuisine. What it is really is a lot of…More »
10. Pho Bac No1
The other weekend I was jonesing for some Vietnamese chow. And the only place i'd ever heard of in my new area was Pho Bac No.1. So shot in the dark, I gave it a try. Well it's done and I ain't never ordering again.
There was this pork soup. It was…More »
11. Mc Gill Plaza Restaurant
Used to go there all the time when I worked in the area, it was a decent joint for what it served but now years later, it was horrible. Burger felt like it was twice cooked and basically a hockey puck, fries tasted like canola oil. Anywho I dot…More »
12. Resto Pub La Zone
Oh my god what the fuck was I thinking? It was nice out and I wanted to get out of the studio at Cirque du Soleil, because sometimes the clowns get to you, you know.
And La Zone is the only restaurant I know of that's in walking distance of the…More »
13. Mike's Pastry
Boston, MA 02113
USA
(617) 742-3050
Categories:
Bakeries,
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhood: North End
Holy Crap can't we give zero stars? I'm gonna have a serious French Attack here, because I'm French so deal with it. Seriously I can't begin to understand why people line up in this dump for pastries. Because Mike's pastry's doesn't sell any it sells…More »
14. Choppers
Wow errr not. Seriously not.
Let's start with the main attraction, the burger: frozen patties. There's no reason for a self-respecting eatery to serve frozen store bought burger patties, end of story. Even the bun taste very ordinary.
Fries, if we…More »
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Montréal, QC
Yelping SinceMay 2008
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