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 1. Crystal Corner

1302 Williamson St
Madison, WI 53715
(608) 256-2953

Categories: Bars, Music Venues

5.0 star rating
  6/14/2009

the crystal is pretty much my favorite bar in the country.  many fond memories of this place - hometown sweethearts specifically!  epitome of what a dive bar should be, drinks are cheap, bartenders are fantastic (have patty make you a vodka cranberry…More »

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 2. Dane County Farmer's Market

Around Capitol Square
Madison, WI 53703

5.0 star rating
  6/14/2009

i am completely in love with the madison farmer's market.  i've now been to a fair amount of farmer's markets around the country, but going to the madison farmer's market was a religion to me.  saturday mornings i would dutifully rise early in the…More »

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 3. Mediterranean Cafe

625 State St
Madison, WI 53703
(608) 251-8510

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean

5.0 star rating
  6/14/2009

delicious, cheap eats - they move quickly, their food is good, and i ate here nearly daily for a summer.

i'm a creature of habit - always the lamb and beef schwarma in a pita, no tehini (i'm not a condiment person).  only one other place in madison…More »

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 4. King of Falafel - CLOSED

453 W Gilman St
Madison, WI 53703
(608) 255-2622

Category: Middle Eastern

5.0 star rating
  1/18/2010

this was one of my favorite madison restaurants

it has 2 sides to it - a fine dining side, and a hole-in-the-wall side.  though it's the same food, same price, and both have nice atmospheres, because of my penchant for cheap eats and the strong…More »

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 5. The Old Fashioned

23 N Pinckney St
Madison, WI 53703
(608) 310-4545
5.0 star rating
  6/14/2009

delicious restaurant on the square - get your fried cheese curds, mac and cheese, and other fatty wisco classics all in one place.  if you want to pretend to be healthy, their salads are pretty decent too.

try the minnesota beer "hot chocolate" - dark…More »

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 6. Pel'meni - CLOSED

505 State St
Madison, WI 53703
(608) 250-1976

Category: Russian

5.0 star rating
  11/1/2009

the discovery of this place in 2004 forever changed my tastebuds.  since it's closed now, i can finally review based on the store when it first opened and i fell in love with it, and not after the shady change in business owners where i boycotted the…More »

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 7. Deli Delicious Llc

5440 Willow Rd
Waunakee, WI 53597
(608) 242-1940

Category: Delis

4.0 star rating
  12/19/2009 First to Review

i will grant that it has been almost 4 years since i've been here, but given that it's a teeny family-owned family-run sandwich shop that i ate at most days over the course of a month, i thought it was a shame no one had reviewed the place yet!

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 8. Kopp's Frozen Custard

5373 N Port Washington Rd
Glendale, WI 53209
(414) 961-3288
5.0 star rating
  6/14/2009

if i could give kopps 6 stars i would.

they're open until 11p nightly, and have the best custard in the country!  even oprah says so!

flavors you must try:
~pretzels and beer - sprecher root beer custard with white choc. covered pretzels
~maple syrup and…More »

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 9. Cafe Lulu

2265 S Howell Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53207
(414) 294-5858

Categories: American (New), Vegetarian, Burgers

Neighbourhood: Bay View

5.0 star rating
  9/27/2009

can we please move this place to boston?  i want to hang out here, and often.  i think it belongs in somerville, specifically...

cafe lulu in bayview is awesome atmosphere and great food.  i had the roasted veggie pita, which was shockingly not in the…More »

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 10. At Random

2501 S Delaware Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53207
(414) 481-8030

Categories: Lounges, American (New)

Neighbourhood: Bay View

4.0 star rating
  9/11/2010

the ice cream drinks are the best ever - the almond joy was incredible.  why do more bars not still make ice cream drinks???

lighting here is kind of odd, but i get that it's an ambiance thing.  what i *don't* get is why there's any sort of problem…More »

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 11. Silver Spring House

6655 N Green Bay Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53209
(414) 352-3920
4.0 star rating
  9/27/2009

delicious haiku:
mozzarella sticks
in a fried wonton wrapper?
holy hell, i win.

disclaimer haiku:
i could do without
dead deer on the walls in my
national landmark

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 12. Hyde Bar

906 S Barclay St
Milwaukee, WI 53204
(414) 435-0332

Category: Dance Clubs

Neighbourhood: Walker's Point

4.0 star rating
  9/12/2010 First to Review

So Hyde Bar is brand spankin new, and it's actually a pretty cool club scene.  Fresh birch lines the bar, the aura is sleek and hip.  Drinks are reasonable, and while you can opt for bottle service it's not required.  I went on a Friday night, and…More »

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 13. Buckhead Saloon

1044 Old World 3rd St
Milwaukee, WI 53203
(414) 390-0233

Category: Bars

Neighbourhoods: Bronzeville, Westown

3.0 star rating
  9/27/2009

kind of douchey crowd
as long as you are with friends
dancing is still fun

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 14. Wisconsin Cheese Mart

1048 North Old World 3rd St
Milwaukee, WI 53203
(414) 272-3544

Category: Cheese Shops

Neighbourhood: Westown

4.0 star rating
  9/27/2009

did somebody say baked cheese?  don't you dare pass this up, or your tastebuds will rue the day you ignored this incredible delight.

bringing back 3 with me to ration out in boston.

picked up some cheesecurds too, but i recommend just nabbing these…More »

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 15. Bayshore Town Center

5900 N Port Washington Rd
Milwaukee, WI 53217
(414) 332-8136
3.0 star rating
  9/28/2009

okay bayshore, i'll give you that you're nicer now than when i was growing up - but please explain to me:

who on earth had the bright idea to make an outdoor mall in wisconsin???  it's cold here 9 1/2 months out of the year!

yah, there may be johnson's…More »

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 16. MA Fischer's Family Restaurant

2214 N Farwell Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53202
(414) 271-7424

Categories: Diners, American (Traditional)

Neighbourhoods: East Side, Lower East Side

4.0 star rating
  12/16/2009

nothing but fond memories for ma fischers, tho i speak to this especially before it caught on fire and they remodeled.

absolutely loved their breakfast - always got the pineapple pancakes.

was their food amazing?  nah, it was a little better than…More »

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 17. Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing Co

124 E Elm St
Chippewa Falls, WI 54729
(888) 534-6437

Category: Breweries

5.0 star rating
  6/14/2009

leinies = my favorite beer.

berryweiss, summer shandy, big butt, honeyweiss, red, their fall apple one...
you can't go wrong!

unless, of course, you're talking about sunset wheat, which i think tastes like blueberry perfume.  ick.  now that miller's…More »

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 18. Swig

217 N Broadway
Milwaukee, WI 53202
(414) 431-7944

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhood: Historic Third Ward

3.0 star rating
  12/29/2009

Meh.

I thought this place would be better by the looks of it.  It seems cute from the outside, and even cute from the inside, but the food just really wasn't that great, and service was awfully slow given that the place wasn't at all crowded, our…More »

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 19. Cans Bar & Canteen

1815 E Kenilworth Pl
Milwaukee, WI 53202
(414) 225-0421

Category: Bars

Neighbourhoods: East Side, Lower East Side

4.0 star rating
  12/31/2009

granted, one of the bartenders is my best friend from middle school's younger bro.  yeah, i know people.  wanna fight about it?

seriously, tho - wednesday night $2 martinis would easily be the death of me if i actually lived in this city.  the sidecar…More »

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 20. Sugar Maple

441 E Lincoln Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53244
(414) 481-2393

Category: Bars

Neighbourhood: Bay View

5.0 star rating
  1/8/2012

There aren't a lot of places I get excited about going to when I'm back in Wisconsin, and that's especially true of the Milwaukee bar scene.  Thank heaven for friends with good taste, because on my last trip home they took me to Sugar Maple, and I…More »

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Recently updated lists from Dorise G.

Potty Mouth (10)

Some places have some pretty cool bathrooms, some places have some terrible ones, and some just have weird characteristcs.  Here are some of the places I've been to with notable bathrooms!

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Also:
"Haikus are easy/
But sometimes they don't make sense/
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~Threadless

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"In a midwestern diaspora trying to make the best of it"

Review votes:
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Location

Boston, MA

Yelping Since

May 2009

Things I Love

indie music, wisconsin, dancing, drumming, cardsharking, etc

Find Me In

dive bars.  my awesome apartment.

My Hometown

by birth: milwaukee, WI  by spirit: madison, WI

My Blog Or Website

http://www.theywillroc...

When I'm Not Yelping...

advising students, meetup-ing, reviewing shows, watching bad and not-so-bad tv

Why You Should Read My Reviews

you probably shouldn't - i tend to be too nice or too mean

My Second Favourite Website

http://postsecret.blog...

The Last Great Book I Read

sex drugs & cocoa puffs - klosterman. even cowgirls get the blues - tom robbins

My First Concert

red hot chili peppers with foo fighters.  foo fighters were way better than rhcp

My Favourite Movie

amelie.  favorite bad movie: the warriors

My Last Meal On Earth

mom's chinese chicken wings followed by "pretzels and beer" kopps custard mmmmm

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

i have watched every season of america's next top model

Most Recent Discovery

tonsils can grow back?!

Current Crush

wilco. mankini. jenny lewis. candy corn. you - definitely you.