the crystal is pretty much my favorite bar in the country. many fond memories of this place - hometown sweethearts specifically! epitome of what a dive bar should be, drinks are cheap, bartenders are fantastic (have patty make you a vodka cranberry…More »
i am completely in love with the madison farmer's market. i've now been to a fair amount of farmer's markets around the country, but going to the madison farmer's market was a religion to me. saturday mornings i would dutifully rise early in the…More »
delicious, cheap eats - they move quickly, their food is good, and i ate here nearly daily for a summer.
i'm a creature of habit - always the lamb and beef schwarma in a pita, no tehini (i'm not a condiment person). only one other place in madison…More »
this was one of my favorite madison restaurants
it has 2 sides to it - a fine dining side, and a hole-in-the-wall side. though it's the same food, same price, and both have nice atmospheres, because of my penchant for cheap eats and the strong…More »
delicious restaurant on the square - get your fried cheese curds, mac and cheese, and other fatty wisco classics all in one place. if you want to pretend to be healthy, their salads are pretty decent too.
try the minnesota beer "hot chocolate" - dark…More »
the discovery of this place in 2004 forever changed my tastebuds. since it's closed now, i can finally review based on the store when it first opened and i fell in love with it, and not after the shady change in business owners where i boycotted the…More »
i will grant that it has been almost 4 years since i've been here, but given that it's a teeny family-owned family-run sandwich shop that i ate at most days over the course of a month, i thought it was a shame no one had reviewed the place yet!
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Categories:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt,
Burgers
if i could give kopps 6 stars i would.
they're open until 11p nightly, and have the best custard in the country! even oprah says so!
flavors you must try:
~pretzels and beer - sprecher root beer custard with white choc. covered pretzels
~maple syrup and…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Vegetarian,
Burgers
Neighbourhood: Bay View
can we please move this place to boston? i want to hang out here, and often. i think it belongs in somerville, specifically...
cafe lulu in bayview is awesome atmosphere and great food. i had the roasted veggie pita, which was shockingly not in the…More »
Categories:
Lounges,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Bay View
the ice cream drinks are the best ever - the almond joy was incredible. why do more bars not still make ice cream drinks???
lighting here is kind of odd, but i get that it's an ambiance thing. what i *don't* get is why there's any sort of problem…More »
delicious haiku:
mozzarella sticks
in a fried wonton wrapper?
holy hell, i win.
disclaimer haiku:
i could do without
dead deer on the walls in my
national landmark
Category:
Dance Clubs
Neighbourhood: Walker's Point
So Hyde Bar is brand spankin new, and it's actually a pretty cool club scene. Fresh birch lines the bar, the aura is sleek and hip. Drinks are reasonable, and while you can opt for bottle service it's not required. I went on a Friday night, and…More »
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: Bronzeville, Westown
kind of douchey crowd
as long as you are with friends
dancing is still fun
Category:
Cheese Shops
Neighbourhood: Westown
did somebody say baked cheese? don't you dare pass this up, or your tastebuds will rue the day you ignored this incredible delight.
bringing back 3 with me to ration out in boston.
picked up some cheesecurds too, but i recommend just nabbing these…More »
okay bayshore, i'll give you that you're nicer now than when i was growing up - but please explain to me:
who on earth had the bright idea to make an outdoor mall in wisconsin??? it's cold here 9 1/2 months out of the year!
yah, there may be johnson's…More »
Categories:
Diners,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhoods: East Side, Lower East Side
nothing but fond memories for ma fischers, tho i speak to this especially before it caught on fire and they remodeled.
absolutely loved their breakfast - always got the pineapple pancakes.
was their food amazing? nah, it was a little better than…More »
leinies = my favorite beer.
berryweiss, summer shandy, big butt, honeyweiss, red, their fall apple one...
you can't go wrong!
unless, of course, you're talking about sunset wheat, which i think tastes like blueberry perfume. ick. now that miller's…More »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Historic Third Ward
Meh.
I thought this place would be better by the looks of it. It seems cute from the outside, and even cute from the inside, but the food just really wasn't that great, and service was awfully slow given that the place wasn't at all crowded, our…More »
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Side, Lower East Side
granted, one of the bartenders is my best friend from middle school's younger bro. yeah, i know people. wanna fight about it?
seriously, tho - wednesday night $2 martinis would easily be the death of me if i actually lived in this city. the sidecar…More »
There aren't a lot of places I get excited about going to when I'm back in Wisconsin, and that's especially true of the Milwaukee bar scene. Thank heaven for friends with good taste, because on my last trip home they took me to Sugar Maple, and I…More »
Potty Mouth (10)Some places have some pretty cool bathrooms, some places have some terrible ones, and some just have weird characteristcs. Here are some of the places I've been to with notable bathrooms! |
Ethnic Hole in the Wall (18)The best way to eat! |
Ode to a Cheese Curd (9)I freaking love cheesecurds. Here's where you can find the best of 'em! |
The Pitts (8)I'll bet this is a really original list title |
HAIKUS! (26)"If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter" - Blaise Pascal.Also: "Haikus are easy/ But sometimes they don't make sense/ Refrigerator" ~Threadless |
Elite! (13)Cuz it feels nice to be fancy |
Venues! (15)Places to catch the best shows/dance parties in town |
Beantown Faves (20)My most favoritist places to dwell around the city AKA how to stalk me in real life |
Marmer's Farket (5)There are few things I love more than a good Farmer's Market. Here are some of my faves! |
Glutard Hag (13)I may not be celiac, but a number of my close friends are, so I'm pretty well-versed in the joints around town w/gluten free options. |
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Boston, MA
Yelping SinceMay 2009
Things I Loveindie music, wisconsin, dancing, drumming, cardsharking, etc
Find Me Indive bars. my awesome apartment.
My Hometownby birth: milwaukee, WI by spirit: madison, WI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...advising students, meetup-ing, reviewing shows, watching bad and not-so-bad tv
Why You Should Read My Reviewsyou probably shouldn't - i tend to be too nice or too mean
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Readsex drugs & cocoa puffs - klosterman. even cowgirls get the blues - tom robbins
My First Concertred hot chili peppers with foo fighters. foo fighters were way better than rhcp
My Favourite Movieamelie. favorite bad movie: the warriors
My Last Meal On Earthmom's chinese chicken wings followed by "pretzels and beer" kopps custard mmmmm
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i have watched every season of america's next top model
Most Recent Discoverytonsils can grow back?!
Current Crushwilco. mankini. jenny lewis. candy corn. you - definitely you.