Me: Good morning, admission for two.
Attendant: Oh, you're here to see the butterflies?
Me: What butterflies?
The attendant throws two tickets at me as if she was folding a bad poker hand.
Our last day in Montreal was spent at the Botanical Garden and we…More »
Me: Hi, do you have any reservations available tonight?
Hostess: No, sorry.
Me: Do you have anything available for Saturday?
Hostess: Yes, we have 10:30 at the bar.
Me: I'll take it....is that 10:30am or 10:30pm?
Being shutout at Garde Manger, I had to…More »
Categories:
Canadian (New),
Breakfast & Brunch
Whenever I read about a restaurant's typical 40 minute wait, it always manages to rain when I decide to go....
We came here for brunch and it was well worth the wait. The place is divided in two: the front has 2 person tables with awesome graffiti on…More »
Will I go to hell for lying to get into a church?
I went to Montreal for Easter Weekend and was walking around Old Montreal on Good Friday. I wanted to go inside the church, but it was closed (it was only open for people praying so I agreed).
It is…More »
I've been a Sofitel fan since staying at their Philadelphia, PA location - it's my barometer to compare other Sofitels/hotels. This location is:
- Centrally located between Mont Royal, St Catherine's (2 blocks away), Crescent Street (3 blocks), and…More »
My vacation pictures can be categorized into three categories:
- Pictures of Fountains
- Pictures of Statues
- Pictures of Churches
Its almost a Pavlovic response when I'm in a foreign city and I see one of the above (I automatically take my camera out…More »
The people of Montreal must be huge fans of Star Wars to have a replica of the Death Star in the middle of the city.
We went to Montreal for a weekend and came here on a rainy Saturday. It is the Environment Museum on Ile Ste Helene in Parc…More »
Not a bad place to kill time trying to "fool" our way into dinner reservations at Garde Manger (damn you Chuck Hughes!).
We stopped into this wine bar in Old Montreal for a drink or three. We were early, but you could tell the place was laid back…More »
I discovered Tim Horton's last year at a rest stop on the way back from Niagara Falls. They had a gluttony special: a warm breakfast sandwich (sausage, egg, and cheese), hash brown, a donut, and a coffee. I immediately fell in love and the rest is…More »
I've been to countless pubs and they must all order their food from the same food source: always edible, never outstanding (for the most part).
We were walking around Old Montreal and wanted a quick bite (since we had a 10:30pm reservations at Au…More »
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Jersey City, NJ
Yelping SinceJanuary 2009
Things I Lovepork, cheese, wine, eggs, carrot cake, pecan pie, and macarons (in that order).
Find Me InJersey City, NJ
My HometownBronx, NY
My Blog Or Website Why You Should Read My ReviewsEven Gwen Stefani couldn't doubt me.
The Last Great Book I ReadOutliers by Malcolm Gladwell
My First ConcertGloria Estefan & The Miami Sound Machine (Yankee Stadium)
My Favourite MovieShawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting