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where i eat, work, hang out, make copies, read, shop, and... sleep.

 1. Beth Israel Medical Center

307 1st Ave
New York, NY 10001
(212) 420-2000

Category: Medical Centers

Neighbourhoods: Stuyvesant Town, Gramercy

4.0 star rating
  10/15/2008

on Wikipedia:
"Beth Israel Medical Center is a 1,368-bed, full-service tertiary teaching hospital in New York City. Originally dedicated to serving immigrant Jews living in the tenement slums of the Lower East Side, it was founded at the turn of the…More »

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 2. Barbounia

250 Park Ave S
New York, NY 10003
(212) 995-0242

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean

Neighbourhoods: Gramercy, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  8/11/2007

i've been talking about this place to everyone ever since RW. i would walk by this beautiful restaurant all the time on my way to work. located conveniently on Park Avenue... steps away from Union Square- i've been anticipating to visit here for…More »

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 3. Nowhere

322 E 14th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 477-4744

Category: Gay Bars

Neighbourhoods: Gramercy, East Village

4.0 star rating
  3/7/2008 ROTD 4/1/2008

where the hell am i?

did i just see a boy in drag... or was that Margaret Cho?

why are all my straight friends grinding with my gay boyfriends?

am i allowed to take these samples of lube and NYC condoms home?

i'm kind of drunk... did Javier M. and i…More »

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 4. Staples

59 Union Sq W
New York, NY 10003
(212) 929-6323

Categories: Office Equipment, Printing Services

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

2.0 star rating
  Update - 6/18/2008

OMFG.

how could you get even WORSE since the last time i saw you?
you've really let yourself go, boo boo.
i thought we broke up?
what the fugz happened?
your general-use paper cutter is so LAME that i have to ask to use the copy center's own cutter.…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    9/22/2007 First to Review

    you're okay.
    i like you.
    i don't love you, but like i mentioned... i like you.
    you don't have… Read more »

 5. CVS/pharmacy

215 Park Ave S
New York, NY 10003
(646) 602-8237

Categories: Drugstores, Convenience Stores

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  6/7/2008 First to Review

since one of my many 800 reviews have been DELETED... here is a back-up 800th review! (yup, no one on Yelp HQ knows what happened!)  =D enjoy, my loves!

Are you there God? It's me, Joolie. I can't wait until nine o'clock God.
That's when i get off…More »

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 6. Sephora

45 E 17th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 995-8833

Category: Cosmetics & Beauty Supply

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  7/14/2007 ROTD 8/31/2007

first of all... let me refrain from strangling myself. i breathe Union Square- and i overlooked reviewing my temple, my heart and soul, the bread and butter of my life.... Sephora. how i managed to do that, i have no clue. so let's get on with the…More »

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 7. Petite Abeille

44 W 17th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 727-2989

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, Belgian

Neighbourhood: Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  3/15/2008

beautiful.
oh! how great it would be to NOT work and just sit in a bistro like this all day?! with water poured from carafes and delicious lemonade (which tastes like limeade) being sipped from a straw. i'll be rocking my over-sized Jackie-O inspired…More »

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 8. Jamba Juice

125 University Pl
New York, NY 10003
(212) 473-0232

Category: Juice Bars & Smoothies

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square

5.0 star rating
  3/15/2008

all you haters can "SUCK IT".
suck it- as in... that's how you use their straws, silly. =)

i've been an avid Jamba Juicer lover since the 90's, yo. i love me some Strawberry Surf Rider. even during the winter months- i drop by there at least 2x's a…More »

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 9. Green Cafe

213 Park Ave S
New York, NY 10003
(212) 460-0910

Categories: Delis, Sandwiches

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  5/26/2007 First to Review

i've been raving about this place to everyone!
all this time i thought this place was called the "greenmarket" silly me. that's the Union Square Greenmarket, not "Green Cafe"! anyway... i'm literally steps away from this establishment- so i walk by it…More »

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 10. Maoz

38 Union Sq E
New York, NY 10003
(212) 260-1988

Categories: Middle Eastern, Vegetarian, Fast Food

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  3/15/2007 ROTD 6/24/2007 First to Review

when i was in europe- my friends took me to Maoz in Barcelona. i was so in love with the place, i was loathing NYC for not having a Maoz! even with a recent trip to London & Paris this past fall, i visited Maoz in both cities. then in December '06-…More »

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 11. Stand4

24 E 12th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 488-5900

Category: Burgers

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square

3.0 star rating
  11/7/2008

it's not the best... it's not the worst... i would give it 3.5 stars.
i come here every now and then with friends... when we have no other option in the area. i've been here on occasions where we just needed a spot to drink cocktails w/ a side of…More »

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 12. Taco Bell / Pizza Hut Express

18 E 14th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 645-8645

Category: Fast Food

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  9/7/2007

mmm rat chulupa.
mmm rat sausage pizza.

aside the rat menu... this Taco Bell is probably the most tolerable out of all the locations. it's because it is in Union Square. yup.

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 13. Gem Story NY

46 W 14th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 989-1836

Categories: Jewelry, Women's Clothing

Neighbourhood: Greenwich Village

5.0 star rating
  7/7/2007 First to Review

everything here is $1.99.
everything. from intricate necklaces to elegant styles of earrings. i come here every time i purchase a new outfit. mainly because... for under $10 you can coordinate your trendy outfit with ultra sassy accessories! you…More »

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 14. Bite

211 E 14th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 677-3123

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhoods: Gramercy, East Village

5.0 star rating
  9/26/2007

i was kind of skeptical about this one. i've been to the one on Bleeker- and even though i was pleased... there was no seating at all. boo to that.

however, at this location- there's seating and a small barista options there. the prices are right up…More »

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 15. Print Icon

7 W 18th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-4489

Categories: Printing Services, Cards & Stationery

Neighbourhood: Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  11/10/2007

i think i had fantasies about this place... it is INDEED- a graphic designer's "wet dream". whenever i'd make a trip to Paper Presentation next door, i'd take a glance at Print Icon and keep walking. i know if i ever stepped foot in there... i would…More »

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 16. Walgreens

145 4Th Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 677-0214

Categories: Drugstores, Cosmetics & Beauty Supply, Convenience Stores

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square, East Village

4.0 star rating
  11/1/2007

24 hours? yup.
convenient location? yup.

i'm a lazy-whore and i don't like to walk too much just to buy some allergy medicine. or toilet paper. or eye drops. or print my digital photos.

i love the Union Square location... no matter how long the lines…More »

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 17. Otto's Shrunken Head

538 E 14th St
New York, NY 10009
(212) 228-2240

Category: Bars

Neighbourhoods: Stuyvesant Town, East Village, Alphabet City

4.0 star rating
  1/25/2008

where do you go when all your friends are intoxicated and roaming the streets of NY in 20 degree weather? walk into Otto's Shrunken Head. we just wrapped up a brunch affair and about 12 of us stumbled into Otto's. the tiki torches, grungy/punky…More »

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 18. Express Manna Kitchen

28 E 18th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 228-1044

Category: Korean

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  7/14/2007

it's exactly what it means. Express. don't expect table service and a huge selection... but for what it's worth, i love this place. for my own taste palate, Manna Express Kitchen provides delicious plates of Oma-rice-su (omelet over rice), Kim Bap…More »

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 19. Live Bait

14 E 23rd St
New York, NY 10010
(212) 353-2400

Categories: Southern, Cajun/Creole

Neighbourhood: Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  9/16/2007

umm...       |          yeah... i kind of feel bad for these
poor           |              fishies. or at least that's what i
think          ,|.                      about whenever i walk by.          
               ,\  |  /.                      …More »

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 20. Cinema Village

22 E 12th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 924-3363

Category: Cinema

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square

4.0 star rating
  5/26/2007

location? marvelous. selection of indie flicks? marvelous. ticket pricing? pretty great. space of theater/showing times? meh.

although it may be small... it's very humble and clean. it's a great place to catch a good indie film with a very small…More »

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 21. Toasties

25 Union Square W
New York, NY 10003
(212) 924-3331

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  1/14/2007

so i was a little reluctant to try this place out from the reviews on http://Yelp.com. however, in desperation... i walked into Toasties at 1am looking for a hot sandwich to fill my void. that's when i ordered the Combo #1. while i was waiting- i…More »

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 22. Bar 13

35 E 13th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 979-6677

Categories: Lounges, Dance Clubs

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square

4.0 star rating
  2/10/2007

i'm so bummed that i didn't get to go to the rooftop! but it IS below 20. a friend and i decided to check out the drunken karaoke people and make some fun. so after dinner, we walked over to Bar 13 with no intention to stay long. well, we were…More »

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 23. Tisserie - CLOSED

857 Broadway
New York, NY 10003
(212) 463-0850

Categories: Bakeries, Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  3/31/2007

every time i enter Tisserie, i feel like i'm going to collapse from overexertion of euphoria and ecstasy. as soon as you walk inside- you're greeted with an array of colorful and decadent pastries:
from nutella bites to the oh-so glamorous and…More »

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 24. Rothmans

222 Park Ave S
New York, NY 10003
(212) 777-7400

Category: Men's Clothing

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  3/15/2008

who shops here? sexy boys.
what is a sexy boy? one who shops here.

from Burberry to Calvin Klein- they've got it all. i really love the collections they feature in the display windows. for the Janice Dickinson reality show- they had her male models in…More »

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 25. Union Square Wine & Spirits

140 Fourth Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 675-8100

Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square, East Village

4.0 star rating
  8/4/2007

i love this place. yeah, i said it. i love this place.
it's a pacification for my alcohol addiction.
the owner of the store is Korean... and they like to chat with me whenever i stop by. i think the more i chat with them... the more i feel the urge…More »

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 26. Payless Shoe Source

40 W 14th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 242-3670

Category: Shoe Stores

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  8/4/2007 First to Review

unlike my Brooklyn Payless Shoe Source review: http://www.yelp.com/bi..., this one will be different. we're in a totally different ball park here. ;]

sometimes i feel like "Sex and the City"'s Carrie Bradshaw. i strut my stuff down 14th street…More »

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 27. Starbucks

41 Union Sq W
New York, NY 10003
(646) 336-6945

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  8/10/2007

it's fine.
i've been coming to this location for 3 years now... whenever i'm in Union Square, i opt for the WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

*crosses arms and throws up West Coast gang sign*

it's a chain, it's el diablo... but you can't help the fact that…More »

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 28. Trevi Deli

48 Union Sq E
New York, NY 10003
(212) 473-4493

Categories: Restaurants, Grocery

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  3/31/2007

coffee, breakfast, lunch, snacks, and sushi!??! yes, they have it all. i like this place a lot. they have asian snacks and kettle cooked chips. their chicken noodle soup is the best in the area. my co-workers and i massacre that soup practically…More »

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 29. Ennju

20 E 17th St
New York, NY 10003
(646) 336-7004

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  6/2/2007

convenient, cheap, and eclectic selections makes Ennju one of my go-to places in Union Square. it's cheap, open late, and the staff are cute Japanese girls who don't slack around.... they're working and bustling. it gets busy- but not packed in here…More »

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 30. Union Square Park

E 14th St & Broadway
New York, NY 10011

Category: Parks

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  2/10/2007

my favorite park in NYC.
well, i work in the area and have a nice view of the park from my building. i love everything about it. well, not EVERYTHING.... (like the horrid stench that comes up from the sewer right next to the playground/subway…More »

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 31. My Alli

101 Union Sq E
New York, NY 10003
(800) 671-2554

Category: Cosmetics & Beauty Supply

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  6/16/2007 First to Review

such tricksters. i mean- NYC is a pretty obese city- why not trick us into hoarding boxes of free pizza, cookies, ice cream, and popcorn? what else can you think of next week? the tourists don't catch on quick enough... but the people at Alli- with…More »

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 32. Mandler's - CLOSED

26 E. 17th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 255-8999

Categories: Meat Shops, German

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  7/7/2007

the mustard bar alone is pretty spectacular. i walked by this open-air restaurant (they always have their window/doors open) so it kind of feels like what Victor L. describes... "a wurst stand and then promoted themselves to actually sit in…More »

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 33. Paquito's Restaurant

175 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 477-5797

Categories: Mexican, Caterers

Neighbourhood: Gramercy

4.0 star rating
  3/21/2007

i'm a mexican food-snob, too. hailing from the westcoast- i know what a good burrito, tostada, taco, enchilada, etc. should taste like. (it's basically the same ingredients... but each style is always delicious) you have to start out with great…More »

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 34. Paper Presentation

23 W 18th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 463-7035

Categories: Cards & Stationery, Printing Services

Neighbourhood: Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  5/12/2007

i think i fell into trance as soon as i stepped inside. like many- i'm a stationary/paper whore, too. my boss has been sending me here for awhile now- conveniently located next to the City Bakery and Print Icon. i love that whole block! it's a…More »

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 35. Trader Joe's

142 E 14th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 529-4612

Category: Grocery

Neighbourhoods: Gramercy, East Village

5.0 star rating
  4/18/2007

it's crowded, it's small, its selections aren't abundant...
however, i can't help but to love this place! why is that? you have to consider that fact that it's in Union Square- the mecca of shopping, living, schooling, etc. it's pretty much in the…More »

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 36. Havana Central - CLOSED

22 E 17th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 414-4999

Category: Cuban

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  7/7/2007

it gets crowded... indeed. i'm always here right when it's about to close up or ordering take out from them. yes, they have take out service. not always on-point, but they always include extra jalepeno and chimichurri sauce for me.

the empanadas are…More »

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 37. Forbidden Planet

840 Broadway
New York, NY 10003
(212) 473-1576

Categories: Toy Stores, Comic Books, Bookstores

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square, East Village

4.0 star rating
  6/18/2006

i'm a total comic/cards/graphic novel/toy/game/anime geek. well, i used to be. now, i'm just a mere poser. been too busy for that stuff, but whenever i step into this store, it makes me feel like i'm at home. well, my old home haha. when i was in HS…More »

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 38. Union Square Greenmarket

1 Union Sq W
New York, NY 10003
(212) 788-7476

Categories: Fruits & Veggies, Farmers Market

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  4/6/2007

walking through the market makes me feel like i'm a culinary student. (p.s. i love people who cook!!! *wink) i sift through mountains of wild mushrooms, peppers, apples, ginger, etc. i like going there on Wednesdays; apparently it's the best produce,…More »

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 39. Barnes & Noble

33 E 17th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 253-0810

Categories: Newspapers & Magazines, Bookstores

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

5.0 star rating
  6/18/2006

i should take a star away because of their dirty/smelly bathrooms. but it's not all their fault. it's the public- damn, ya'll... haha.

anyway, i choose my friends wisely... and barnes & noble's is the best place to make my final decisions. some people…More »

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 40. Juicy Couture

103 5th Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 727-8029

Category: Women's Clothing

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  3/15/2008

i find it weird for NYers to wear Juicy. i don't know why. maybe it's because only the left coast can take home the award for CORNY WAYS TO WEAR CLOTHES. i think NYers have waaaay more chicness and style than the cali-girls. i own a dozen Juicy…More »

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Yelping Since

May 2006

Things I Love

korean food, japanese food, vietnamese food, xiao long bao, sandwiches, pickles, whiskey, scotch, comics, video games, make up, beauty, fashion, photography, BROOKLYN, food, t.v., books, my bf & my friends

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digital fortress- dan brown, derailed- james siegel & every sophie kinsella book

My First Concert

bush concert

My Favourite Movie

old boy, audition, ichi the killer, snatch, lock stock & 2 smoking barells

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Pho, Ssam Gyup Ssal (korean bacon w/ lettuce), Budae Jjigae (army stew)

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i like to: torture/ whip /bond /bite /punish people. am i sick?

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i spend too much cheddar on frou frou material possessions. but i can't help it.

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my bf.                                                   not YOU; is him. Z.