Toronto's Most Terrifying Toilets

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Descend at your own risk! The basement washrooms at these otherwise reputable establishments are terrifying, to say nothing of the actual hygiene of the facilities. Think "haunted house"-level scary. Be careful!

 1. The Painted Lady

218 Ossington Ave
Toronto, ON M6J 2Z8
Canada

Category: Lounges

Neighborhoods: Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Beaconsfield Village

3.0 star rating
  6/10/2009

The scariest washroom** of all time. Like, ever. As I descended the perilous, entirely unlit ONYX staircase I channeled Jodie Foster in that penultimate scene of Silence Of The Lambs where she's in the basement with Buffalo Bill, fumbling her way…More »

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 2. Hero Certified Burgers

650 1/2 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1E4
Canada
(416) 368-9292

Category: Burgers

Neighborhoods: Niagara, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods

4.0 star rating
  2/9/2009

I routinely crave the veggie burger ("Soul Burger") from Hero and luckily the Queen Street location is only a quick streetcar ride away for me. I usually get the combo and put goat cheese, avocado and tomatoes on my burger, which is an excellent…More »

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 3. Ciro's

1316 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6H 1P2
Canada
(416) 533-4914

Categories: Canadian (New), Thai, Dive Bars

Neighborhoods: Brockton Village, Bloordale Village, Wallace Emerson

4.0 star rating
  Update - 1/9/2010

4 stars go to my favourite plaided out ginger chef Bryan in the kitchen for busting out an off-menu french toast with homefries at midnight on a Friday night at my special request. That seriously made my night, and made up for the near death…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    6/20/2009

    I finally got a chance to check out Ciro's heated back patio and it is indeed quite badass. Some… Read more »

 4. Disgraceland

965 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6H 1L7
Canada
(647) 347-5263

Categories: Pubs, Breakfast & Brunch

Neighborhood: Dovercourt

4.0 star rating
  Update - 5/12/2009

GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE ALERT!

Yep, it's true. The grilled cheese sandwich at Disgraceland qualifies as a gourmet and is currently the top contender in my quest for Toronto's ultimate grilled cheese sandwich - even though it had three types of cheese…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    4/12/2009

    Disgraceland's pretty much got it all: board games, cheap drinks, dinner, good DJs, ample seating,… Read more »

 5. Souz Dal

636 College St
Toronto, ON M6G 1B4
Canada
(416) 537-1883

Category: Lounges

Neighborhoods: Little Italy, Bickford Park

5.0 star rating
  Update - 6/22/2009

Another night of sexy, sexy times at Souz Dal. The martini menu reads more like a dessert menu (what a tease) with names like creme brulée and creamsicle, and I've recently learned that they carry my new favourite drink - the Caipirinha (Brazil's…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    4/6/2009

    I've neglected Souz Dal this past winter season, but now that summer is upon us I feel strongly that… Read more »

 6. Coffee Time Donuts

1287 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6H 1N7
Canada
(416) 535-8511

Category: Doughnuts

Neighborhoods: Brockton Village, Bloordale Village, Wallace Emerson

1.0 star rating
  4/4/2009 First to Review

The Coffee Time at Bloor and Lansdowne wins the award for scariest donut shop experience in Toronto. It's downright terrifying. Coffee Time in general is 'bottom of the barrel' but the location of this one makes it the ultimate.

I've had to stop in…More »

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 7. Old York Bar & Grill

167 Niagara St
Toronto, ON M5V 1C9
Canada
(416) 703-9675

Categories: Pubs, Breakfast & Brunch

Neighborhood: Niagara

4.0 star rating
  Update - 10/6/2009

Probably my favourite sweet potato fries in the city. They're extremely thick cut - think one whole sweet potato sliced lengthwise into maybe four shards - and deliciously spiced with cinnamon, cumin, maybe cloves? They come with sour cream and also…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    5/26/2009

    One day when I was going on an epic two hour walk with my friend Loyal J. we walked by Old York and… Read more »

 8. The Only Cafe

972 Danforth Ave
Toronto, ON M4J 1L9
Canada
(416) 463-7843

Category: Dive Bars

Neighborhood: The Danforth

4.0 star rating
  Update - 5/4/2010

OK, so now that I know better than to ever order the food here, I'd recommend it for all beer lovers. On the first Sunday of every month they host a Beer 101 course next door at The One In The Only. Come for a drink on the bar side and you just might…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    7/21/2009

    Cute atmosphere, possibly nice for drinks, but the breakfast burrito that I ordered was among the… Read more »

 9. The One in the Only

966 Danforth Ave
Toronto, ON M4J 1L9
Canada
(416) 463-3249

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighborhood: The Danforth

5.0 star rating
  7/10/2010

Essentially my #1, most favourite place in Toronto to get work done and relax, and here's why.

Circles & Squares baked goods
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Intelligentsia Black Cat Espresso
+
Tea In The Saharas looseleaf tea
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Free, reliable wi-fi
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Open till midnight every day
=
Happy…More »

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