Every girl needs a good girlfriend.
The one who will help carry you out of Infusion on your birthday, lug you up 6 six flights of stairs, wake up the landlord for your keys, and tuck you into bed. The one who will tuck in your girls when they're…More »
Oh You Fancy Huh?
Originally, my friend and I were going to have our joint Birthday Dinner at Prospect but due to flooding, we were left scurrying to find an alternate restaurant.
After hours of going through reviews, we choose Acquerello since there…More »
Ti Piaci (I like)...Ti Adoro (I adore)...Ti Amo (I love)?
The feeling of being at a loss for words...it always happens when you're least expecting it; the indescribable feeling that leaves you awestruck and completely speechless. Allegro Romano…More »
Instructions for Ordering and Enjoying the BEST Slice of Pizza in SF:
1. Follow the smell of freshly baked goods permeating in the air along 9th Avenue (between Irving/Judah).
2. Walk into Arizmendi Bakery after 11:30 AM and before 7 PM (before 6 PM on…More »
On a Mission to put a dent into my 7x7 list, my gf and I decided to pay Beretta a visit. I guess #66 Pig Parts from Incanto wasn't her thing! *Oink Oink* But, I'm so glad we ended up here!
We came here on a Wednesday night and HOLY SMOKES....I've…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: Financial District
The "B" in Barbacco should stand for "Bang for your Buck" with mouth-watering fare at 1/3 the cost of its more upscale cousin restaurant, Perbacco...
Personally, I think Perbacco is over-hyped (thanks to the 7x7 list) and the food was very mediocre…More »
BOURG-WA
With a name like Bottega Louie, it already screams fancy schmancy. Factor in the elites customers and you have one hot power lunch spot.
Bottega Louie is an Italian restaurant and marketplace that sells macarons, cakes, pastries, candies and…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: Financial District
Pronounced Kee-ahr-uh-skyoo-roh, Chiaroscuro may be difficult to enunciate but everything about it exudes SIMPLICITY AT ITS FINEST...
On Saturday, April 23, 2011, my friends and I came to Chiaroscuro for our friend's birthday dinner. We had dinner…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: Financial District
Simple Italian Fare for the FOODnista!
I haven't been to Quince yet, Cotogna's parent restaurant so I have no basis for comparison. However, upon first glance, Quince is much more upscale and polished compared to Cotogna which is more casual and…More »
I'm a bit of a LATE bloomer.
I didn't have my first bf until after I graduated high school. I didn't wake up with my first hangover until I was 26. I didn't attend my first concert until I was 27. And, I didn't discover my passion for writing until I…More »
Categories:
American (Traditional),
Italian
Neighbourhood: Hayes Valley
HUH?!?!?!?!?
Dobbs Ferry, you've completely lost me. TO the door TO the menu TO the concept...
I'm a nerd and proud of it. I like to do my due diligence and research everything. Ever since opening its doors in November 2011, I've had my eye on Dobbs…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
Want to embarrass the Birthday Boy/Birthday Girl?
Want to satisfy an attention whore's need to be in the limelight?
Then, I have three words for you: E' TUTTO QUA. More on that later though.
My childhood bff was leaving on a "missionary" position…More »
Flour+Water = The 3-OHs
Overhyped? YES!
Overrated? YES!
Overly disappointing? YES!
I know I'm 2 years late on the Flour+Water hype, but after all this time it's still difficult to get reservations without waiting 1-2 months, so I thought they must be…More »
Più si prega di formaggio! Cheese HERE, Cheese THERE, Cheese EVERYWHERE please...
On Tuesday, 6.8.10 after coming home from work, I checked my BB to find a cluster of messages:
Grover's BBM's: "PIZZA..." "Yay..." "PIZZA!"
Mr. Space Cadet's call:…More »
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
Dee: "Let's go to Golden Boy's for their Clam Garlic Pizza!!!"
Me (thinking): *GAG!*
On Saturday, 3.26.11, I woke up hungover with a pounding headache and nauseous (Thank you, Patron), so the LAST thing on my mind was pizza much less pizza with clams.…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: Outer Richmond
I'll keep this review nice and short. 30 min after eating here, I had severe cramps and made multiple trips to the bathroom. Enough said...
BTW, I use to come here often BACK in the DAY. This was my first visit after 6 years and it seems the food has…More »
Little Star Pizza turned this Thin Crust Lover to a Deep Dish one!
Finally, after a long awaited year and a half, I finally got to see what all the rave was about. And, it was definitely worth the wait.
FOOD:
*Mixed Salad (mixed greens, w/ gorgonzola…More »
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Italian
Neighbourhood: The Strip
After our dinner at Lavo, I had to "Lavo" (bathe) my mouth with water...
My friends and I party in Vegas about 3 times a year and we always stay at the Palazzo. Despite getting VIP comp tickets and open bar opportunities at Lavo on Thursdays at 10:30…More »
Dreams DO Come True...
I wanted to save my 700th milestone review for something special. I'm a true believer in giving back to the community but more importantly following your dreams. For this I would like to dedicate my 700th review to Mozzeria.
…More »
UPDATE: Within 10 minutes of posting my review, the VP of Patxi's sent me a message apologizing for the incident with the purse and the soggy pizza crusts.
Only good business owners will take the time to read customer reviews and try to make things…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: Financial District
Is it bad to say the best part of the meal was the bread and butter?
My step-mother LOVES Perbacco! She knows I'm a total foodie and is constantly asking if I've tried Perbacco yet. It's been on my list for errm, over a year and the only thing that…More »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Financial District
2.5 STARS
Fresh out of college and at my first office job was the first time I ever heard the term "per diem". Filing consultant contracts, I would be in awe of the payment terms "USD 1,000 per day plus $150 per diem". As I looked at my paycheck, I…More »
I HATE writing 3 Star reviews.
Writing 3 Star reviews are BORING. You can't boast about how f*ckin' fantastic a place was or ramble about how whacked it was because of some douchebag waiter who spent more time brushing his eyebrows in the mirror than…More »
After yet another night of partying...
Who wants Pho? *Cricket Cricket*
Who wants Pizza? *Raises Hand*
Pizzeria Delfina has been on my list for 2 years now. Since the plan was to go to Anthony's Cookies on Sat, 5.1., I suggested we hit up PD beforehand…More »
ONE OF THE "BEST" PIZZAS IN SF. BAD, BAD, BAD ATTITUDE.
Let me preface by saying, this would be a 5 STAR review if it weren't for our waitress, Grace's BAD attitude and BIZARRE behavior. Her behavior was so disconcerting that I decided to skip 6…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
In the land of Botox induced duck lips, silicon boosted knockers, and refined Jersey Shore popped collar I would never hollar at douchbags lies the elegantly beautiful Ristobar (formerly Emporio Rulli).
Coming from Michelin rated restaurants in Italy,…More »
Along the slopes of Nob Hill and the historic Cable Car tracks lies a neighborhood gem called Seven Hills; rightfully named after the "Seven Hills of San Francisco" (although there are 40 hills).
Seven Hills is everything you would expect from a…More »
Sotto Mare makes me wanna "Mangia mangia e diventa grasso" - Eat, eat and get fat! Umm, but sadly in my case: FATTER! :X
Yesterday, my friend took me and our other friend to Sotto Mare for a joint belated birthday dinner (Thanks, T!). It was very busy…More »
Excellent Food....CHECK, Great Service....CHECK....Cool Ambiance....CHECK!
Our first intention was to hit up Delfina's, but it's always a nightmare trying to get reservations there. Specchio came up as one of the nearby restaurants on YELP. It had…More »
SUNDAY, 11/21/10: NATIONAL PHUCK LO-CARB DIETS DAY!
A day to pay tribute to carb gluttony and another excuse to derail from my diet... *raise the roof*
I first heard about Tony Gemignani several years ago while watching the Food Network. Now I can…More »
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhoods: Rockridge, North Oakland
Dayam, whatever some y'all are smoking, I WANT some of that!
I don't do any recreational drugs whatsoever but after having tried Zachary's I wish I did beforehand. I'm sure I would have enjoyed the pizza just as much as the Wayne and Garth seated next…More »
"The French Laundry of Pizzas"?
*Scratches Head*
Did I go to the same Zero-Zero that food critic Michael Bauer did?
Although I've never been to The French Laundry, I'm not oblivious to the type of pizza I should expect when such an analogy is made. I…More »
I'm a CARNIWHORE! (51)Normally, I'm a prude but when it comes to RED MEAT, I turn into a slut! |
BUN ME WITH A BEEF PATTY! (26)BURGERS are my ultimate vice, here are the places to go (or not go) to get your burger nom nom on complete with juices dribbling down the side of your face... |
SWEET TREATS! (58)Places to go to satisfy your sweet tooth and keep your dentist in business! |
FOIE GRAS ME!!! (36)Hi, my name is Cherylynn and I'm ADDICTED to Foie Gras. Before the ban goes into effect on July 1, 2012, I will find every way possible to get into my diet. |
Nouvelle (NEW) American Cuisine! (44)You mean there's more to American cuisine than burgers, hotdogs, and fried chicken? Well, I'll be damned... |
Easy Peezy Group Dinners! (41)I LOVE planning barfday dinners and large group dinners! Can I plan yours??? :) |
HAPPY HOUR - The ONLY thing that gets me through the day! (41)Once the clock strikes 5 PM (ok, 5:30 PM), PEACE OUT office and HELLO, Mr. Goose and Mr. Hendrick's! *wink wink* |
Girls like Eye-Candy too! (8)Guys you may not know it, but girls get all dolled up to impress other girls more so for guys...so I'm going to appreciate a pretty girl when I see one! |
I CLUCK FOR WINGZ! (40)Hi, my name is Cherylynn and I'm ADDICTED to Chicken Wings. If it's on the menu, I have to have them. My obsession has gotten to the point I need a DWS aka Designated WIng Stopper on weekends. NO JOKE. |
SF HIPSTER JOINTS! (43)If you were a NERD like me in school, these places will make you feel "cool" at least temporarily for an hour or two... |
"I LOVE to EAT...got a BIG BUTT to show for it and an EMPTY WALLET to prove it!"
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10250 Useful, 8042 Funny, and 7860 Cool
San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceJanuary 2008
Things I LoveMy Pom, Happy Endings, Textexual Chemistry, Mr. Hendrick's, Mr. Hanger One, Raging Saturdays & Lazy Sundays, Foie Gras, Bone Marrow, Wagyu, Sashimi, Uni, Kalbi, HK Baked Pork Chop Rice, Chicken Wings, A Big FAT Cheezy Burger, Runny Egg Yolks, Lengua, Tripe, Pate, Hi-Chews and Durian
Find Me InA Menage a Trois with Mr. Elliptical & Mr. Stairmaster at 6 in the morning.
My HometownSan Francisco, CA
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm adding bruises to my collection. *le sigh*
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI will make you pee and/or jizz in your pants!
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadRead? I'm writing my own story book ending. =)
My First ConcertSinging "Like A Virgin" in front of the mirror with a hairbrush in my hand.
My Favourite Movie13 Going on 30, The Notebook, My Best Friend's Wedding
My Last Meal On EarthAnimal's Foie Gras Loco Moco & El Paseo's Bourbon Pecan Pie!
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I trip on air! I'm THAT clumsy. Shhhhhhhhh. :T
Most Recent DiscoveryYelp Addicition = Triple Muffin Top. TIME TO BRING SEXYYY BACK!!!
Current CrushMr. "Shy" Guy ;)