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Bring your white friends here! They're sure to have a blast while you scratch your head trying to remember the lyrics to "Piano Man," all whilst cursing the long-term cultural effects of manifest destiny combined with the 80s.

 1. The Plough & The Stars

123 Chestnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 733-0300

Categories: Pubs, Irish

Neighbourhood: Olde City

3.0 star rating
  12/22/2010

Plough, oh Plough. Your patrons are attractive, but inaccessible. You're too crowded for me. The music is always bordering between alright and danceable. And the shouting. It's one thing to have to speak loudly in a club. It's another thing if I'm…More »

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 2. Mad River

126 Chestnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 923-5553

Categories: Dance Clubs, Sports Bars, American (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: Olde City

3.0 star rating
  12/22/2010

I have a love-hate relationship with this place that, to me, averages it out to a 3-star rating.

This place will always be an end-of-night standby for me when my crew and I are standing around in old city and wondering "it's 12:45. Where should we…More »

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 3. Public House Logan Square

2 Logan Sq
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 587-9040

Category: Bars

Neighbourhoods: Penn Center, Art Museum District, Logan Square

2.0 star rating
  12/21/2010

Drinks are reasonably priced, if not a bit underpowered. They have a good selection of bottles if what you want isn't on tap. Other than that, it's a pretty standard yuppie haunt.

But... there's something in the air in this place... and I'm not sure…More »

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 4. Cavanaugh's River Deck

417 N Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19195
(215) 629-7400

Categories: Dance Clubs, Bars

Neighbourhoods: Northern Liberties, Penn's Landing

2.0 star rating
  1/13/2011

Pros:
- Open air dancing
- Drinks aren't ridiculously priced
- Good enough selection of bottles for me to avoid lite-beer

Cons:
- I never really feel the music
- How/why did I come here again?
- 10 dollar cover. Not horrible, but for me, not worth it for…More »

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 5. Irish Pub

2007 Walnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 568-5603

Categories: Pubs, Irish

Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center

3.0 star rating
  1/9/2011

Names don't get much more descriptive than "The Irish Pub."

Although, to be honest, I'm a bit more of a fan of the Bard's, next door, and that place is about as Irish-pubby as you can get.

Anyway, Irish pub has a large selection of everything, even if…More »

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 6. Continental Midtown

1801 Chestnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 567-1800

Categories: Lounges, American (New), Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center

3.0 star rating
  12/22/2010

This review focuses mainly on the sky lounge.

This place is alright by me. Bring women, because they tend to love the kitsch. I'm not -trying- to be sexist at all here, so it's that much more pleasant that I'm succeeding. Ha!

Drinks are made well, if…More »

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 7. Black Sheep Pub & Restaurant

247 S 17th St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 545-9473

Categories: American (New), Pubs

Neighbourhood: Rittenhouse Square

3.0 star rating
  12/11/2010

I stumbled on/into the Black Sheep a couple weeks back on a night out because we'd all been wanting to try a few new places. Only when I'd gotten inside and realized it was actually a pretty neat place did I remember it's supposedly owned by the same…More »

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