Plough, oh Plough. Your patrons are attractive, but inaccessible. You're too crowded for me. The music is always bordering between alright and danceable. And the shouting. It's one thing to have to speak loudly in a club. It's another thing if I'm…More »
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Sports Bars,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Olde City
I have a love-hate relationship with this place that, to me, averages it out to a 3-star rating.
This place will always be an end-of-night standby for me when my crew and I are standing around in old city and wondering "it's 12:45. Where should we…More »
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: Penn Center, Art Museum District, Logan Square
Drinks are reasonably priced, if not a bit underpowered. They have a good selection of bottles if what you want isn't on tap. Other than that, it's a pretty standard yuppie haunt.
But... there's something in the air in this place... and I'm not sure…More »
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Bars
Neighbourhoods: Northern Liberties, Penn's Landing
Pros:
- Open air dancing
- Drinks aren't ridiculously priced
- Good enough selection of bottles for me to avoid lite-beer
Cons:
- I never really feel the music
- How/why did I come here again?
- 10 dollar cover. Not horrible, but for me, not worth it for…More »
Names don't get much more descriptive than "The Irish Pub."
Although, to be honest, I'm a bit more of a fan of the Bard's, next door, and that place is about as Irish-pubby as you can get.
Anyway, Irish pub has a large selection of everything, even if…More »
Categories:
Lounges,
American (New),
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center
This review focuses mainly on the sky lounge.
This place is alright by me. Bring women, because they tend to love the kitsch. I'm not -trying- to be sexist at all here, so it's that much more pleasant that I'm succeeding. Ha!
Drinks are made well, if…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Pubs
Neighbourhood: Rittenhouse Square
I stumbled on/into the Black Sheep a couple weeks back on a night out because we'd all been wanting to try a few new places. Only when I'd gotten inside and realized it was actually a pretty neat place did I remember it's supposedly owned by the same…More »
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295 Useful, 380 Funny, and 261 Cool
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