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the secret BROOKLYN HIPSTER in me
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1. Peachfrog
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-3224
Category:
Women's Clothing
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - North Side
sometimes you'll luck out, sometimes you'll never find what you're looking for. isn't that life, though?
Peachfrog may not have things that fit or is really my style, but every now and then when i visit... i end up finding the cutest accessories…More »
2. The Woods
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 782-4955
Categories:
Bars,
Dance Clubs
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - South Side
good for groups? yes.
lots of bathroom stalls? yes.
back patio? yes.
taco truck? yes.
can you bring outside food? yes.
cheap drinks and specials? HAIL YES.
it's a little annoying getting here from the train... but once you're here... you don't want to…More »
3. Saint's Alp Teahouse
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 486-3888
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Taiwanese
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - North Side
broke? thirsty? hungry? wanting to people (hipster) watch?
every time i've come here- i like it more. the service is great, the selection are plentiful and the noodle/rice bowls are cheap and even cheaper during lunchtime. this may not be the best…More »
4. The Meat Hook
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 349-5033
Category:
Meat Shops
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - North Side
i don't usually cook a lot of meat. however, upon arriving at The Meat Hook- i get curious of all the rare cuts and sausages that are available here. the butchers are very helpful when you ask them questions about what to get.
their shelves are…More »
5. Bozu
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 384-7770
Categories:
Japanese,
Asian Fusion
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - South Side
Bozu is one of those special places where you get excited for.
i think many reviewers have nailed it with their explanations. i cannot add anything more to their assessments. but... i just have to exclaim the following:
the Tofu Salad is what's…More »
6. Food Bazaar
bazaaro bazaaro.
Food Bazaar is bazaaro!
this is where i do all my guh-ro-so-ri (grocery) shopping. why the FOB talk? well, this joint is owned by Koreans. they keep this place up to date and efficient. they sell instant coffee by the check out stands…More »
7. Cafe Los Arcos
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 381-2550
Category:
Mexican
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
best Mexican in the hood? no.
convenient from the subway? YES.
grilled corn? oh yeah.
burritos? yes... but it's just OK.
lunch specials? uh huh! it's a great deal!
a few steps from the Montrose L stop- Cafe Los Arcos is a great place to stop in for…More »
8. Bahia Restaurant & Cafe
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 218-6081
Category:
Latin American
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
"a pupu what?"
PUPUSA!
"what the hillbilly hell is that?!?!"
i came here many moons ago with a huge group of hungover friends. Rob L. was boasting about this place to us after everyone was craving pupusas after the Red Hook Ballfields. the pupusas come…More »
9. New Mexico Place Restaurant
what do you do when a place is so good... but their delivery dispatch person is SO DAMNED RUDE?!?! almost makes you want to never order from them again, right? wrong. you simply wince at every ring.. until someone picks up and you only HOPE it's a…More »
10. The Garden Grill
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 384-8668
this is THAT diner where i order from every week... sometimes 2-3x's a week. i call this: obsession. perhaps it's just laziness.
i'm exhausted after work; i want a burger and a bowl of chili. this is where i get my fix. there are tons of healthy food…More »
11. Sami Q Mini Mart
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 384-5172
Category:
Convenience Stores
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
a lot of beers and sodas in this joint. all the cheap Arizona Teas for .99, too! the shelves are old and there are many uncommon brands housed in here... BUT: the fact that the owner calls me his "habibi" (my love in Arabic) and is extremely sweet to…More »
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1/22/2011
it's your standard bodega with usual fixins. their drinks selections aren't half bad as some of the… Read more »
12. Note Thai
everything here tastes like plastic and ginger. from the soups to the stir fried whatchamacallits- it all seems to be over loaded with ginger (which is never pleasant to bite into!!) and lacks other traditional Thai flavors.
i have given Note Thai…More »
13. Nam Nam
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 302-9200
Categories:
Vietnamese,
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
oh, thank the lord!!!
is it real? is it a mirage?! YES... it's bubble tea in my muthaf*ckin hood!!!
honestly, i was weary living in East Williamsburg without a place to get my boba fix. besides the Saint Alps Teahouse on Bedford... that's just too far…More »
14. Happy Garden Chinese Restaurant
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 387-2200
Category:
Chinese
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
out of all the Chinese joints on my street, Happy Garden is my go-to. it's your typical "american chinese take out"... but there are a few things about this place that i find enjoyable at any GCS (ghetto chinese spot):
- iced tea in a soup container…More »
15. Graham Laundromat - CLOSED
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 963-2536
Category:
Dry Cleaning & Laundry
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
it's not all flossy and glamorous in here. however, there's a cute charm to this place. the old machines, the one arcade game, toy claw machine and really grungy aesthetics makes this place make you feel like you're living in brooklyn circa 1975. i…More »
16. Stella Di Sicilia Bakery
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 417-1849
Categories:
Bakeries,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
fresh baked bread, cookies and pastries. this is my one stop shop for holiday desserts! everything here is fresh and delicious. the counter people are always sweet and helpful. the smell of bread wafting out into the street of Montrose every…More »
17. Cup
wah wah wah! it's so pricey and I can't afford it... so I'll just buy street cart or bodega coffee. OooOoook! then do that.
honestly, people- if you're complaining about prices for a coffee shop that's conveniently located by the L train, in HIPSTER…More »
18. Warma Café
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 963-2003
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Restaurants
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
you got the munches and you're too lazy to walk outside for chips. no, you want something a little bit for filling but not over stuff yourself with an entree. Warma Cafe is your answer!
the empanadas are my go-to. the Pizza one is my favorite.…More »
19. Pollo
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 302-1033
Category:
Latin American
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
service is horrible, they never answer their phone and they force you to sit down and eat when you want to order take out.
the food isn't spectacular, but it's abundant and hits the spot. anything with Chicharron involved is a must-order. the "pollo"…More »
20. Boulevard Cafe
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 381-2442
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
i actually don't know why i don't come here more often. i DO live like 3 blocks away. their sandwiches are awesome and coffee is one of the "better" choices around this hood. bodega/bakery coffee isn't disgusting, but it's nice to have a higher…More »
21. 1 or 8
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 384-2152
Categories:
Japanese,
Sushi Bars
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - South Side
you live in WIlliamsburg? this has to be the prime choice to really impress your family, friends or special someone. this is def. a stupid idea for a FIRST date. why? you'll see.
walking into the restaurant with NO reservation, we were able to score…More »
22. Supercore
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 302-1629
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Japanese
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - South Side
i miss my Okasan every time i walk by or dine here. it smells of curry and coffee in here. you can simply plug in your laptop, chill at a booth and hang out with yourself or friends for hours without someone bothering you. sounds like home.
the music…More »
23. The Drink
you know- it was awesome when it first opened last year... when no one really knew about it and you were able to DRINK there without getting slammed into the wall by crowds of people or had to scream over the noise/music to talk to your friends. it's…More »
24. Bushwick Pita Palace
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 456-9114
Categories:
Middle Eastern,
Mexican
Neighbourhood: East Williamsburg
i've had reasonably EVERYTHING on this menu.
from the kebabs to the Mexican food and cheeseburgers... ask me and i'll tell you everything. i first came here when it used to be called El Loco Burrito.
you're going to be grossed out- but i seriously…More »
Recently updated lists from Joolie T.
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Cal-i-fornia girls, we'll melt your popsicle (47)my 3rd home. California. my top review picks from a few of my usual/common haunts. |
BIG trouble in little CHINA (10)i work in SoHo- so i often find myself eating dinners in chinatown! here's a selection of where i go! |
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smokin' that Philly... (10)my tour de Philly. |
Union Square- my turf (76)where i eat, work, hang out, make copies, read, shop, and... sleep. |
Queen Bee- west siiiiiiiiiiiide! (1)the best side is the west side? of Queens, that is! LIC, Astoria, Woodside/Sunnyside, Jackson Heights, Elmhurst... well, you get it. |
Van-Titty-Comittee (6)i love me some van-titty... i mean van-city. these are the places i've chilled at or frequently visit when i'm in the country. |
Your Guide to NYLON Day (Yelp style) (9)ello governor! love the Brits? love NY? why not celebrate both dynamic cities and enjoy a fun-filled day of all things NY(new york) & LON (london)?!i decided to celebrate St. George's Day (Apr. 23) and take the girls out to British-themed/owned locations in NYC. we had an amazing time! try it with your friends. |
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