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Erik "aka Gravy Jones" s.'s Profile
The S in Service stands for SUCKYITYSUCK..
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1. Turnersville Mazda
A friend's family lived by this dealership, so I decided to stop by and order a tail light for my car that had been damage when I was visiting. The person that helped me at the parts department was miserable. I had told him the year and make of my…More »
2. Patou Restaurant - CLOSED
Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 928-2987
Like the saying goes "you can put a turd in a dress but it will still be a piece of shit." That is exactly what Patou is. I have had drinks here before and decided why not try dinner here it looked nice enough. The only positive of the night was the…More »
3. Comcast
Philadelphia, PA 19102
(800) 266-2278
Category:
Television Service Providers
Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center
How can Comcast be on my overrated list since no one likes them. Let me explain, I think having TV is overrated when I have to deal w/ the baboons that run Comcast billing and customer service department.
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1/16/2009
burn in hell comcast burn in hell...im looking to buy a house in philly purely for the reason so i… Read more »
4. Piccolo Roma Restaurant
WARNING: DO NOT BRING ANY ELDERLY OR BORDERLINE ELDERLY PEOPLE HERE FOR DINNER ON A SAT NIGHT. By the time u receive your food there is a 70 percent chance he or she will have passed on to a better place. Best case scenario your elderly or borderline…More »
5. Wal-Mart
Philadelphia, PA 19102
(215) 468-4220
Categories:
Department Stores,
Discount Store
Neighbourhood: Pennsport
What's up w/ the commericial w/ the red neck asian guy? Walmart you still suck and I'm calling all asian people to boycott Walmart. Unfortunately besides my immediate family and a handful of friends I do not know a lot of asian people so this boycott…More »
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4/12/2010
I'll be the first to admit I dislike WalMart. I do not like: their business practices, how they… Read more »
6. Lorenzo & Son Pizza
Philadelphia, PA 19147
(215) 627-4110
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhoods: South Street District, Society Hill
I try and live by the philosophy of why be a dick when you can be nice...the people at Lorenzo and son full heatedly disagree....but they do have a slightly greasy, but ok plain slice and sized appropriately for me. Stick to the plain the toppings…More »
7. Jim's Steaks
Philadelphia, PA 19147
(215) 928-1911
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Cheesesteaks
Neighbourhoods: South Street District, Society Hill
my philly friends swear by this place claim it is the best in town. i dont agree then again i dont really have a favorite. it is usually a good steak but i have gotten a subpar steak on occasion. dry meat was the culprit, thats b/c the chopped meat…More »
8. Geno's Steaks
a tourist trap ... meat is dry and skimpy in quantity...u must order in AMERICAN which apparently is a language now....it 's only saving grace is it is not tony luke's..eating a tony luke steak is like watching a 24 hour loop of michael phelp's SNL…More »
9. Peter Luger Steak House
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-7400
Category:
Steakhouses
Neighbourhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, South Williamsburg
when most people talk bout peter luger they either love it ( majority of people I have spoken too) or think it's an overhyped dump living on past glory. I am stuck somewhere in the middle. I took my dad a few years back for father's day and left…More »
10. Serafina
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 977-7718
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center
This place get's a Charles Barkley "tuuurrible"....I was here for a friend's birthday after it just had opened up almost a year ago. I remembered waiting over an hour past our reservation time with horrible eurotrash techno music in the background…More »
Recently updated lists from Erik s.
Hello Mr or Mrs Stalker here is my itinerary (15)Dear Stalker,You have chosen to stalk me....why? You apparently are the saddest stalker in the world and chose to watch an asian guy blindly bumble thru life instead of stalking A listers such as Kate Gosselin and Larry King. I will be in one of these places 5 out of 7 days in a week. C you there. |
where's the beef (12)its what for dinner..i think thats how it goes |
F@ck the Recession (20)Our economy is in the shitter, so what. If you hate money go to these places. |
Da new hood (9)well...not that new....been here for a bit. |
DA HOOD (23)yes oppose to what your parents have told u asian people live in hoods too |
The fat kid in me 's favorite place to feed (21)at first glance u might not see the fat kid thats cuz i ate the f@cker. |
FOOK U MR. ATKINS (philly edition) (16)sugar and butter are the 2 main ingredients in happiness says I |
BRUNCH- THE TRUE MEAL OF CHAMPIONS! (10)when it is considered socially acceptable to roll out of bed at 2pm smelling like booze, cheesesteak grease, cologne/perfume or a combo of both and sit down for your first meal of the day.. u have to love it. |
Bring Your own BOOZE! (10)You will cook for me? And let me bring my own malt liquor and box wine? It's like going to my mother's except you will not yell at me for drinking and disrobing in front of you. |
CHEESE STEAKS..philly's 5th food group (9)I have come to Philly ..give me a steak like god intended it to be serve.... on a greasy bun w/ cheese |
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Philadelphia, PA
Yelping SinceAugust 2008
Things I LoveNew York Mets, the New York Giants, dexter, The Food Network, man vs food, True Blood, Arrested Development, dry wit, sarcasm, being barefoot, Butter, sugar, movies, eating, laughing, UFC, Boxing, jiu jitsu. poker, gastropubs
Find Me Inelbow deep in sugar and butter
My Hometownbat cave
My Blog Or Websitei dont need that much attention
When I'm Not Yelping...saving lives and fighting crime
Why You Should Read My Reviewseverytime u dont a pixie dies & i try to yelp places i have been at least twice
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Readthe road
My First Concertreal big fish or less then jake ...ska will never die!
My Favourite Movieeternal sunshine, heat, garden state, musa the warrior, in bruges...
My Last Meal On Earthenough sweets to put me in type 2 diabetic coma
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i am a ninja looking to rid the world of rush limbaugh
Most Recent Discoveryanything tastes better fried and i mean anything
Current Crushnatalie portman, bruce lee, key lime pie