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 1. Au pied de cochon

536 Ave Duluth E
Montréal, QC H2L 1A9
(514) 281-1114

Category: French

5.0 star rating
  4/12/2009

Being Québecois I always have a soft spot for Cuisine du Terroire and without a doubt, Le Pied de Cochon is its Mecca. Martin Picard, the owner and chef of PDC has a penchant for my number favorite food stuff of all time: Foie Gras. His menu is…More »

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 2. Chez L'épicier Restaurant Bar à Vin

311 Rue Saint-Paul E
Montreal, QC H2Y 1H3
(514) 878-2232

Category: French

5.0 star rating
  1/2/2011

I was invited to a restaurant for the holidays, having zero knowledge of it prior to setting foot inside. I had heard some murmurs of it but nothing solid. Chez L'Épicier (The Grocery Store in French) looks like a very upscale grocery store with…More »

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 3. Dominion Square Tavern

1243 Rue Metcalfe
Montréal, QC H3B 2V5
(514) 564-5056

Categories: Gastropubs, Nightlife

5.0 star rating
  12/20/2010

An episode of The Simpsons once accused the British of being food-boilers which may have been accurate at some period in time. I even have childhood memories of complaints about British fare being crud and tasteless. But beware there's been some…More »

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 4. Les Menus-Plaisirs

244 Blvd Sainte-Rose
Laval, QC H7L 1L9
(450) 625-0976

Category: French

5.0 star rating
  12/26/2008 First to Review

Les Menus Plaisirs offers fine cuisine made with regional products. Mmm yeah, if you call ostrich regional to Quebec. I guess they make some poetic license available to their menu. But trust me; this won't matter to you, the foodie.

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 5. Cafe Via Crescent

1418 Crescent Rue
Montreal, QC H3G 2B6
(514) 843-3896

Category: Italian

5.0 star rating
  9/2/2010 First to Review

Café Via Crescent is my go-to spot for sublime, fresh, taste explosive and healthy Italian food. Don't look for baked ziti here or 20 different pizzas; this isn't what this place is about. Most of my best authentic Italian food experiences have been…More »

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 6. Patisserie Alati-Caserta

277 Rue Dante
Montreal, QC H2S 1K3
(514) 271-3013

Category: Bakeries

5.0 star rating
  12/23/2010

Alati is easily one of the greatest patisseries in the greater Montreal area, if not beyond. Being in Little Italie, you can conclude this is an Italian patisserie. Here's how I found out about the gem.

When I was 12 or 13, living in the burbs (aka…More »

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 7. Reuben's Deli

1116 Rue Sainte-Catherine Ouest
Montreal, QC H3B 1H4
(514) 866-1029
5.0 star rating
  12/14/2008 First to Review

One of my favorite if not my very favorite eatery in Montreal will get some props. Montreal is well known for its delis and its very own classic, the smoked-meat sandwich which is often copied and never ever duplicated. It is singular in taste and…More »

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 8. Mango Bay

1202 Rue Bishop
Montreal, QC H3G 2E3
(514) 875-7082

Category: Caribbean

5.0 star rating
  8/21/2009 First to Review

I have never really had interest in West-indies cuisine until last year when I saw Feasting on Waves, the follow up to road-food frenzy, Feasting on Asphalt with Alton Brown. Alton Brown is a Food-Porn God for his eagerness and endless knowledge of…More »

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 9. Cluny

257 Prince Rue
Montreal, QC H3C 2N4
(514) 866-1213

5.0 star rating
  2/8/2009 First to Review

I found this gem while in the middle of nowhere. They call it the Cité des Multimédia, a seemingly desperate attempt at this time to revive this almost barren and abandoned part of Montréal. Now it seems to come alive with high priced super-condo…More »

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 10. Cantina Italiana

346 Hanover Steet
Boston, MA 02109
USA
(617) 723-4577

Category: Italian

Neighbourhood: North End

5.0 star rating
  10/16/2008

Hanover seems to this outsider to be a tourist trap Mecca so a group of friends and I decided to go for the restaurant that looked like it had been there for a long time. Cantina Italiana it was.

The places sure does need a makeover but not the food.…More »

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 11. Palace Grill

1408 W Madison St
Chicago, IL 60607
USA
(312) 226-9529

Categories: Diners, Sandwiches

Neighbourhoods: Near West Side, West Loop

5.0 star rating
  7/15/2008

Well I had heard of The Palace Grill on The Food Network and I keep seeing going by it every day on my way to the Cirque so today I decided to stop by.

No regrets. I had what was probably the best cheeseburger I've ever had. Meaty, greasy, cheesy,…More »

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 12. Kinzie Chop House

400 N Wells St
Chicago, IL 60654
USA
(312) 822-0191

Category: Steakhouses

Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, River North

5.0 star rating
  6/21/2008

Kinzie what can I say, you make a mean steak and it had me standing up and dancing. Yeah it was that good. I hit the Bone-In Delmonico steak. I don't how authentic it is to the true Delmonico cut because it's highly disputed still but it was one…More »

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 13. Tony Luke's

39 E Oregon Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19148
USA
(215) 551-5725

Category: Sandwiches

5.0 star rating
  5/21/2008

Best Damn Cheesesteak I's ever had... Whis,wit :P

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