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Because everything is better slapped between some bread, mayo held.

 1. Diesel Cafe

257 Elm St
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 629-8717

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Davis Square

2.0 star rating
  Update - 7/19/2010

Are you there, Diesel?  It's me, Tamar.

I've got a bone to pick with you.  A marrowless vegan bone, of course, but a bone nonetheless.  I would eat your sandwiches for every meal until I died.  You know this.  But here's what you might not know.…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    8/22/2008

    Here's the thing about Diesel: it's great in theory.  Who doesn't love the idea of Diesel?  Not I.… Read more »

 2. Darwin's Ltd.

1629 Cambridge St
Cambridge, MA 02138
(617) 491-2999

Categories: Sandwiches, Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhood: Harvard Square

3.0 star rating
  4/24/2011

My dilemma: I never quite want the sandwich that's presented on the menu.  Ergo, in the midst of my regular ingredient-reshuffling, I stumbled upon a veritable gold mine of cross-cafe sandwiching.

You guys, we thought the Original Monkey Wrench was…More »

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 3. Grass Roots Cafe

101 Arch St
Boston, MA 02110
(617) 951-2124

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  3/16/2011 ROTD 10/1/2011

I give this place five stars just for the pure glee of surprise.

Though it looked promising from the outside, then I walked through the doors and realized this was a little office building cafe that looked like an Us Weekly-and-burnt-coffee-sellin g…More »

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 4. Mediterranean Grill

281 Franklin St
Boston, MA 02110
(617) 338-4507

Category: Mediterranean

Neighbourhood: Financial District

3.0 star rating
  3/15/2011

As has been expressed before (http://www.yelp.com/bi...), sometimes there's just nothing better than some Boar's Head turkey slapped 'tween some cheddar slices on a soft, sesame-seeded Italian roll.  This place knows this, and is also a bastard, and…More »

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 5. Cafe Dino

2 Oliver St
Boston, MA 02109
(857) 991-1015

Categories: Sandwiches, Bars

Neighbourhood: Financial District

3.0 star rating
  Update - 12/8/2010

Hey!  You guys!  Yoohoo, over here!!

As it has been remarked, Cafe Dino (http://www.yelp.com/bi...) has moved to Oliver Street, into the sad empty shell formerly known as "Pressed".  Less pizza, more sammies, bigger space, fewer rooms, longer waits,…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    1/4/2010

    You want your financial district lunch cuisine a little rough n' tumble, quick n' dirty, fast n'… Read more »

 6. Darwin's Ltd

148 Mt Auburn St
Cambridge, MA 02138
(617) 354-5233

Categories: Delis, Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhood: Harvard Square

3.0 star rating
  8/22/2008

Sigh.  I'm so torn.  On the one hand, the sandwiches are delicious, though expensive.  The internet is blissfully free.  The ambiance is nice.  And the staff are all people I'd like to be able to get away with being.  On the other hand, it's because…More »

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 7. Maria's Italian Cold Cuts

1156 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02145
(617) 628-2310

Category: Italian

Neighbourhood: Teele Square

4.0 star rating
  10/4/2010

What do I want?

A big honking sandwich, devoid of schmancy crap, piled high on a soft Italian roll with fresh, nitrate-free Boar's Head turkey breast and some tangy cheddar, and nothing else (even if you have lettuce, tomatoes, onions, oils, salt &…More »

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 8. Hi-Rise Bread Company

208 Concord Ave
Cambridge, MA 02138
(617) 876-8766

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhood: Huron Village

3.0 star rating
  9/29/2009

Three stars are a deceptive mean.  Some elements here are fantastic.  Some are incredibly unpleasant.  They don't cancel each other out.  You pay a one-star price for a four-star sandwich.  You wait in an incredibly awkward one-star line for a…More »

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 9. Woodstar Cafe

60 Masonic St
Northampton, MA 01060
(413) 585-9777
4.0 star rating
  7/16/2010

This little gem is my favorite NoHoian delight.  In this order, it was the location of my Smith summer job interview, subsequent hiring, and high, rickety stool upon which my butt parked to study for my comprehensive exams all goddamn summer long.  

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 10. Blue Shirt Café

424 Highland Ave
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 629-7641

Categories: Sandwiches, Juice Bars & Smoothies

Neighbourhood: Davis Square

3.0 star rating
  9/9/2009

Before this review begins, I have to admit a few things:

1. I am not a vegan.
2. I am not even a vegetarian.
3. I freely dine on the flesh of delicious animals without preamble.

So maybe I don't understand the appeal of Blue Shirt on every level--I know…More »

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 11. Roly Poly - CLOSED

189 Devonshire St
Boston, MA 02110
(617) 391-0013

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Financial District

4.0 star rating
  4/26/2010

You know how all the salad dressing, mayonnaise, melty cheese, and all other various lunchtime accoutrements leave you feeling a little like this place's name?  Well fortunately for you, irony has stepped in and made this one of the healthiest and…More »

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 12. True Grounds

717 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 591-9559
2.0 star rating
  Update - 1/3/2012

Okay True Grounds.  The following is what we in the corporate world call a "feedback sandwich."  I'm going to give you two compliments to soften the blow of AREAS YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO IMPROVE UPON.  You speak sandwiches, so I know you'll…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    11/3/2008

    Good old True Grounds.  The place I always forget to remember.  I'm actually a huge fan, whenever I… Read more »

 13. Deli-icious

20 College Ave
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 629-4444

Category: Delis

Neighbourhood: Davis Square

5.0 star rating
  9/9/2009

Deli-incredible.
Deli-unbelievable.
Deli-orgasmic.

It's easy to write a place like this off as you walk by.  It's nestled between a crappy Chinese restaurant and maybe a tax preparator, who cares?  It's on your way into Davis, with not much to look at.…More »

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 14. Cosi

125 High Street
Boston, MA 02110
(617) 292-2674

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Financial District

4.0 star rating
  12/17/2009 First to Review

The lunchtime rush in the Financial District is an unholy clusterfuck.  In rush pin-striped, well groomed, heels-clacking rich people (or their assistants), all chattering away, looking to speedily replenish their caloric intake to fuel another…More »

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Review votes:
705 Useful, 926 Funny, and 542 Cool

Location

Somerville, MA

Yelping Since

August 2008

Things I Love

The Savage Lovecast, financial district swag, semicolons, label-makers.

Find Me In

A warm, foamy latte.

My Hometown

Newton, MA

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm docenting for food at local art museums.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because snark is a dish best served cold.

My Second Favourite Website

http://www.gofugyourse...

The Last Great Book I Read

An Omnivore's Dilemma

My First Concert

Billy Joel's River of Dreams tour. Still got the tee-shirt.

My Favourite Movie

Before Sunrise.  But really Apollo 13.

My Last Meal On Earth

Bottomless spicy yellowtail maki, raspberries, and a dirty vodka martini.

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I secretly enjoy the Joshua Tree. Leave me to my shame.

Most Recent Discovery

Ice venti three-pump melon green tea lemonades. (RIP)

Current Crush

Clive Owen's jaw.