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 1. Sears Canada

4567 Lougheed Hwy
Burnaby, BC V5C 3Z6
(604) 299-5511
2.0 star rating
  10/26/2011

Oh Sears.  First I hated you when I was a child and you weren't Eatons (where my Daddy worked).

Now I hate you because you are Sears.  And you aren't even the Sears I hated when I was a child.  You've changed.  You've farmed out your various…More »

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 2. Gassy Jack

203 Carrall St
Vancouver, BC V6B 2J1

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

2.0 star rating
  3/22/2011 First to Review

Gastown was named after him but I always wonder why tourists (and locals) are so entranced.

He wasn't a very nice guy - a drunk, a 'story-teller' and when his first wife died he married her 12-year old cousin.  They had one child but because of son's…More »

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 3. Gargoyles Bar & Grill

3357 Broadway W
Vancouver, BC V6R 2B1
(604) 733-1159

Categories: Bars, Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

2.0 star rating
  9/22/2009

On Sunday, my sweetie and I were wandering.  We became disoriented and somehow found ourselves in a strange environment.  We were approached by a human-like figure who was carrying this shiny disc-like object.   She spoke to us and we somehow seemed…More »

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 4. Toronto Pearson International Airport

3111 Convair Dr
Mississauga, ON L5P 1B2
(866) 207-1690

Category: Airports

2.0 star rating
  10/21/2011

Signage is confusing and information on the departures gates can be out of date.

We arrived in Toronto on a cross-country adventure having checked in in Vancouver en-route to St. John's.   The information given to us in Vancouver included the check-in…More »

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 5. Tea Works

5695 Victoria Dr
Vancouver, BC V5P
(778) 371-9831

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Chinese

Neighbourhoods: Fraserview, Kensington-Cedar Cottage

2.0 star rating
  1/5/2012

A 3 dressed up as a 9...  

Went here quite a few times to check out the menu and the selections of bubble and milky teas.  Never could figure out what was up with the place until it occurred to me:  The service is terrible. Food is only half-decent,…More »

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 6. Elephant Walk Neighbourhood Pub

1445 41st Avenue East
Vancouver, BC V5P 1J8
(604) 324-1400

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhoods: Fraserview, Kensington-Cedar Cottage

2.0 star rating
  9/20/2009 First to Review

I love food.  I love food.  I love the occassional bit of pub grub.  I love food.

I repeat myself and HEY! Did I mention?  I repeat myself.

BUT I DON"T LIKE HAVING TO CONSTANTLY REPEAT MYSELF BECAUSE THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD AND BEING PIPED AT ME THRU…More »

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 7. Anny's Dairy Bar

722 6th St
New Westminster, BC V3L 3C5
(604) 515-1410
2.0 star rating
  2/15/2011

The first time we went to this place we were informed there were no washrooms and needing to visit the facilities I decided I would go somewhere else - where they were able to accommodate my needs.

We decided to give them a second chance - well…More »

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 8. Wally's Burgers

2611 East 49th Avenue
Vancouver, BC V5S 1J9
(604) 434-2930

Category: Burgers

Neighbourhood: Fraserview

2.0 star rating
  2/8/2011

"Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson:  you find the present tense, but the past perfect!"
    ~Owens Lee Pomeroy

Ever notice how certain things hold a beloved place in your memory?  Movies, foods, places..... Ever notice that when you try to recapture…More »

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 9. Nishiki Sushi Bar

6501 Victoria Dr
Vancouver, BC V5P 3X8
(604) 323-0002

Category: Sushi Bars

Neighbourhood: Fraserview

2.0 star rating
  Update - 2/15/2010

We have visited here a few times over the years. I had forgotten about the bad service we received here a few years ago which made us stop going there for a while.
Our most recent visit reminded us of the level of bad customer service which this place…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    9/7/2009

    Happened to find this place a while back .  Right on the corner of 49th and Victoria, it is… Read more »

 10. Controversial Kitchen - CLOSED

1420 Commercial Dr
Vancouver, BC V5L 3X9
(604) 254-6101

Category: Restaurants

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

2.0 star rating
  2/21/2010

Controversy is:  why does it take so long to prepare a roast beef sandwich?

Controversy is:  why are the tables so attrociously organised?

Controversy is: why are the smokers allowed to puff away outside next to the windows that are open!?!?!

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 11. Roundel Cafe

2465 E Hastings St
Vancouver, BC V5K 1Y8
(604) 253-2522

Categories: Vegetarian, Breakfast & Brunch, Burgers

Neighbourhood: Hastings-Sunrise

2.0 star rating
  2/8/2011

Funny story.... when our friends suggested we meet them there for brunch I thought she said "Round Owl".  End of funny story.

We met them there for brunch and I was less than impressed with the attitude of the wait staff.  But our friends eat here on…More »

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 12. Granville Room

957 Granville St
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1L3
(604) 633-0056

Categories: Lounges, Restaurants

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

2.0 star rating
  2/20/2010

Music:  Too loud.  Reminded me of the type of place I used to hang out in when I was underage.  That was probably the last time I heard DuranDuran and Tears for Fears played as well.  Timewarp!

Service was average.  She didn't blink when we presented…More »

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 13. Troll's

6408 Bay St
West Vancouver, BC V7W
(604) 921-7755

Category: Fish & Chips

Neighbourhood: Horseshoe Bay

2.0 star rating
  9/8/2009

So this is how it works....daughter and I are on a mission.  We love fish & chips.  And we're scouring the Lower Mainland to find THE BEST.  We will not rest until this is done.  Well we might have to rest occassionally.  And let our pants out from…More »

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 14. Wal-Mart

39210 Discovery Way
Squamish, BC V8B 0N1
(604) 815-4337
2.0 star rating
  1/4/2010

This store stinks.  It so full of scents from products and the packaging and the newness of the store that I had to leave as it was giving me a headache.

"A rose by any other name still smells the same"

Have I mentioned that Wal-Mart stinks?

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 15. Wild Ginger - CLOSED

88 W Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 6N9
(604) 893-8608

Category: Asian Fusion

Neighbourhood: Downtown

2.0 star rating
  11/9/2009

We'd been there before so when we ended up there for a late meal the other night, I was confident that I'd have a good experience.

I expected too much.

Bathrooms were filthy; both the Mens and the Womens

Sweet & Sour Pork.  Should be called little bits…More »

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 16. Plates Eatery & Catering Company Ltd

2601 Cliffe Avenue
Courtenay, BC V9N 2L8
(250) 334-8087

Categories: Caterers, Shopping

2.0 star rating
  2/13/2010 First to Review

Service was average.  Food was substandard.
Disappointing.

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 17. Columbus Pizza

2639 49th Avenue E
Vancouver, BC V5S 1J9
(604) 435-4458

Category: Pizza

Neighbourhood: Fraserview

2.0 star rating
  6/13/2011

***2 and a half stars***

Bit of a hit and miss with this local eatery.

We've stopped by a couple of times and had some ok experiences and one not-so-ok experience.

First let me preface this by saying it is a diner/dive/bar type atmosphere.  Think of the…More »

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 18. Billy's Family Restaurant

301 Vermilion Ave
Princeton, BC V0X 1W0
(250) 295-3939

Category: Diners

2.0 star rating
  4/19/2010 First to Review

Typical greasy spoon cafe with typical roadside dinner fare.

This location used to also service the bus station.  In fact the locals still refer to it as "The Station"

We frequent here when visiting Princeton, just to mix things up a bit.  There isn't…More »

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 19. The Prophouse Cafe

1636 Venables Street
Vancouver, BC V5L 2H2
(604) 733-5665

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Restaurants

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

2.0 star rating
  3/6/2011

Not a huge fan of having to wait forever to be served.  It's one thing if the place is super busy, but when the counterstaff is too busy chatting and goofing around to even pretend to notice you - I'm not sure why I stayed really.

Finally did get…More »

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 20. Walmart Supercentre

3585 Grandview Highway
Vancouver, BC V5M
(604) 435-6905

Category: Department Stores

Neighbourhood: Renfrew-Collingwood

2.0 star rating
  1/4/2010

A rose is a rose is a rose.
And a Wal-Mart is a Wal-Mart, is a Wal-Mart.

Having never been in a Wal-Mart before I was lucky enough to visit not one, but two Wal-Marts over my Xmas Holidays.  And by 'lucky' I mean....well, don't know what I mean but…More »

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 21. Tim Hortons

2451 Cliffe Avenue
Courtenay, BC V9N 2L5
(250) 338-6728

Category: Food

2.0 star rating
  2/15/2010 First to Review

Stopped in for a midnight meal.
Service was .... well they were distracted and goofing off.  The chicken salad sandwich was ok.  Seems a little more effort could have been made in cutting up the chicken into smaller pieces.  It was in giant chunks.…More »

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 22. Seahouse Fish & Chips

3003 Kingsway
Vancouver, BC V5R 5J6
(604) 433-7807

Categories: Seafood, Fish & Chips

Neighbourhood: Renfrew-Collingwood

2.0 star rating
  9/20/2009 First to Review

Fish & Chips...
Burger & Chips

This small out of the way place was cheap and fast.  

But nothing special.

Bring cash.  Or expect to walk a block or two to get some. Parking was awkward.

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 23. Rogers Wireless

701 W Georgia St
Vancouver, BC V7Y 1K8
(604) 801-5292

Category: Mobile Phones

Neighbourhood: Downtown

1.0 star rating
  3/30/2011

Seriously poor service (cell phone and internet) and terrible customer service as well - at least they are consistent.

Moved a few months ago and changed the billing address.  There didn't seem to be a problem with the request, except they continued…More »

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 24. Parsley Sage & Thyme Health Store

4916 Elliott St
Delta, BC V4K 2Y1
(604) 946-1022
1.0 star rating
  3/6/2011

Parked in front of this store today in a public space.  Signage from the municipality said 30 minute parking.   No noted restrictions.  

Went a few doors down to another business further down the block.  When I returned to the car I was thinking to…More »

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 25. Diamond Parking

817 Denman St
Vancouver, BC V6G 2L7
(604) 681-8797

Category: Parking

Neighbourhood: West End

1.0 star rating
  2/11/2011

Extremely questionable business practices.

Diamond Parking are the fine folks that 'patrol' the parking lots at many lower mainland Safeway stores.

They routinely ticket Safeway patrons who they claim have walked off the lot.  And when I say ticket, I…More »

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 26. Two Parrots Perch & Grill

1202 Granville Street
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1M4
(604) 685-9657

Categories: Pubs, Restaurants

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

1.0 star rating
  10/21/2009

Proof positive that I DON"T MAKE GOOD CHOICES WHEN I AM HUNGRY!!!

Our original destination was a little full and silly me, I didn't feel like waiting...  lesson learned.  Patience is a virtue.  

Opted for the BBQ parrot wings and Giant Cheesy Fries.…More »

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 27. East is East

4413 Main Street
Vancouver, BC V5V 3R2
(604) 879-2020

Category: Middle Eastern

Neighbourhood: Riley Park

1.0 star rating
  11/11/2011

We've wanted to try this place for quite some time.

Walked in the door and was overwhelmed by the scent.  Large plumes of smoke rose from a giant stalk of incense.  It looked like Mt St Helens was erupting on the counter; smoke and ash made the air…More »

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 28. Hsbc Bank Canada

2590 Hastings St E
Vancouver, BC V5K 1Z3
(604) 253-1531

Category: Banks & Credit Unions

Neighbourhood: Hastings-Sunrise

2.0 star rating
  11/18/2011 First to Review

Nothing wrong with branch service, always friendly and accommodating.  However, a few  years ago HSBC changed how they interact with small and medium sized businesses.  These clients were switched to a service plan called "Business Direct" which is…More »

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 29. The Mermaid Cafe

3919 Knight St
Vancouver, BC V5N 1G5
(604) 569-1191

Category: Internet Cafes

Neighbourhood: Kensington-Cedar Cottage

2.0 star rating
  1/2/2012

Disappointing service and product.  

No Surprise, they are now CLOSED.

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 30. Future Shop

6200 McKay Ave
Burnaby, BC V5H 4L7
(604) 434-3844

Category: Electronics

Neighbourhood: Metrotown

2.0 star rating
  3/30/2012

Too loud location

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 31. North Shore Athletics

1200 Lonsdale Ave
North Vancouver, BC V7M 3H6
(604) 990-6888

Categories: Sporting Goods, Shoe Stores

Neighbourhood: Central Lonsdale

1.0 star rating
  4/17/2012

Owner is rude and thinks he owns the parking on the block.

Incredible sense of entitlement and lacking in genuine manners.    It is beyond me why anyone would act in this fashion while driving a company vehicle.  What poor advertising.  It is highly…More »

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 32. Euro Bakery Cafe

1468 Commercial Dr
Vancouver, BC V5L 3X9
(604) 255-3220

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bagels

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

2.0 star rating
  4/25/2012

Meh

Almost cold mocha.

Almost cold tuna melt.  I wouldn't have thought it possible to not be able to produce a decent tuna melt.   Minuscule-slice of cheese melted over a mound of (still) cold tuna.  Bagel barely even warm.

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