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Don "The Larry Flynt Of Food Porn" B.'s Profile
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1. Design District Urban Tavern
When I die I want to be embalmed with gravy and buried in cheese curds.
And when I pass on to the other side my immortal soul will end up in a place that serves unlimited quantities of build-your-own poutine. A poutine that's structured on hand-cut…More »
2. Diner Deluxe
Legit New American/Canadian Traditional American/Canadian Diner Food! Is that a category of food that actually exists? If so, Diner Deluxe has it fairly well nailed. This retro-esque hip spot has a menu that reads like a hangover's cloudy-but-good…More »
3. Calgary International Airport
YYC is a pretty decent airport for its size. There are okay amenities, it's clean, the folks are fairly nice, and did I mention it's clean? And flying out on a weekday afternoon everything is nice and mellow. But there are a few gripes I have with…More »
4. Hotel Arts
Hotel Arts is a pretty fancy hotel. Nice design and style, comfy racks with plenty of room to roam, art on the walls, music ranging form deep ambient techno to... classical? in the lobby, a hip swank pool in the lobby and a couple of high-end…More »
5. Boogies Burgers
This place is classic -- straight up 1980's burger joint. From the old-school diner feel to the Powell/Peralta poster on the wall to the Arkanoid arcade game stashed in a corner it screams "burgerama." And the menu matches 100%. Think huge,…More »
6. Big Hill Springs Provincial Park
What a fun little provincial park. Some short trails, nice scenery, peaceful wooded setting, lots of little waterfalls, funky rock formations, and, well, a nice short trail for walking (not quite hiking) and getting some fresh air outside of downtown…More »
7. Joshua Tree Cafe
Joshua Tree provides a nice, clean space with reliable wifi and a decent selection of coffees, teas and other drinks. They also offer up a more robust food menu than I am used to seeing at coffee shops, which is a nice bonus. However all I can really…More »
8. Drum & Monkey
Until my visit to the Drum & Monkey I had never ever seen anyone spinning nu-metal tracks using Serato Scratch Live. Seriously.
This bar was right near my hotel in Calgary and in need of a place to sit, grab a drink and get a little work done, I…More »
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Seattle Bars (10)Bars in my old hometown. |
Molecular Mixology (26)Craft cocktails at their finest. |
Seattle Food (12)Eating things in my old-school hood. |
Sea-town Ballers (44)Where I'm from, and where I go back to when time allows. |
Grocery Stores (37)I buy sh*t. |
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (51)They'll take me there.... |
And Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep (17)Places I've crashed - mostly hotels. |
Mornin' Yawnin' (61)Wake me up with some damn fine breakfast, whydontcha? |
Butchers and Delis (6) |
Cart-y all the time. (77)My gutt likes to carty all the time, carty all the time, carty all the tiiiiiime... |
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Yelping SinceJuly 2007
Things I Lovecocksauce, The Blazers, Fish Sauce, Your Mom, beer, meat, booze, hip-hop, trip-hop, funk, soul, jazz, dub-step, kong biji chigae, anything with gravy on it, the Oregon Ducks
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