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1. 2009
2009 has been a year of trials and tribulations for many. Unemployment, arrests, illnesses, deaths, betrayals, and being apart from family.
Just when you're thinking life can't get any better and are singing Oh, What a Wonderful World; life then…More »
2. 2008
Wow! I have to update my review of this place and add a star. Mister Peabody, Sherman, and I revisited 2008 the other day in the WABAC machine.
I was wrong about it being darkest before the dawn. Apparently, it can get darker, but it's on the secret…More »
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1/1/2009
Myeh...
It's always darkest before the dawn.
2009 here we come!
3. Eugeapalooza IV: PigEat Fest
When I first joined Yelp, I heard about this clam bake. I couldn't go because it was a race weekend but I purchased some raffle tickets because it was for a good cause, the SF Food Bank. Turned out the organizer was a friend of my roomie. And that…More »
4. YELP Elite 2009
San Francisco, CA 94103
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Whoa! I definitely didn't expect this.
Groucho Marx said, " I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
I stand by this but if you're going to twist my arm, I accept...
5. 5:43 on a Friday afternoon
New York, NY 10022
Neighbourhood: Upper East Side
I'm still here finishing that deliverable. You_are_ not.
Dun get upset when I tell you to leave my assistant alone, cause s/he's not staying much later than you. AND STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU'RE CONFUSED WHEN I TELL YOU HOW TO BE MORE…More »
6. Yelp Elite Be Clubbin' @ Vinyl Room
Good times! I always have fun introducing newbies to Elite Events. And it is always a good time to see old friends. A coke cost me $3, but otherwise the guy at the door was great! And the DJ played all the right songs!
Where are your Mad Libs,…More »
7. Yelp Crush
Neighbourhoods: Chinatown, Civic Center
http://www.youtube.com...
***TOP SECRET***
Do you like me? (check one)
__ Yes
__ No
Will you be my girlfriend? (check one)
__ Yes
__ No
Please give this to Becky to give to Mark to give to me.
If yes to the questions, meet me behind the gym after school.
…More »
8. Crazy
http://www.youtube.com...
Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new...
Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring what in the…More »
9. Spam Musubi
Neighbourhood: SOMA
CAFE KEVO
MENU PAGE 4
Cafe Kevo serves Spam Musubi by special request. They are great snacks for a Super Bowl party, tailgating, or pot luck. For best results you can order spam musubi for a picnic and have them deliver for a nominal fee.
The…More »
10. Deep Frying
San Francisco, CA 94117
Neighbourhood: Haight-Ashbury
I'm a fried chicken frying fool.
If you've come across this review and there are 5 stars, then that means I've won the chicken fry off at Valley Tavern. If you come across this review and there is anything less than 3 stars, I've done poorly at this…More »
11. My Sister
Neighbourhood: SOMA
... is HAPAI !!! http://dictionary.refe...; Woooohoooo!
And she's still the best sister evarrrr!
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9/9/2008
What is my sister doing in SF? She's supposed to be in Honolulu.
I was trying to make this #400 and… Read more »
12. My Liver
Dear Kevo,
I realize you are having a lot of fun at Dragon Lounge and Broken Record. I *get* that free alcohol at Elite events is a hard thing to pass up. However, did you notice that you wake up the next day feeling bloated and queasy? Did you ever…More »
13. JIVE ASS ROLL
San Francisco, CA 94199
Neighbourhood: Inner Richmond
Top ten reasons they'll take your Japanese card away...
10) Speak no Japanese
9) You have or had an Orthodontist (thanks mom!)
8) Never helped fold cranes
7) You don't do the peace sign in photos
6) No highlights or dyed blonde hair
5) You…More »
14. Asian People
San Francisco, CA 94121
Neighbourhood: Outer Richmond
ENGRISH, motherfucker, do you speak it?
(edit: this is only funny if you get the Pulp Fiction reference http://www.yelp.com/bi... or you're familiar with http://www.engrish.com/ )
15. Asian Fetish
Neighbourhood: Mission
Contrary to popular belief, women aren't the only objects of teh AZN obsession. My experience has found that statistically, they have been Cougars. (hi honey!) RAWR!
Obligatory plagiarized ASCII Art from a real AZN Fetishist, JT F. (btw notice how…More »
16. Procrastination
Neighbourhood: Haight-Ashbury
Bookmark #362. Procrastination
Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. ~Author Unknown
Label: To Review (Write a review) Added 04/25/08 | Edit | Delete
________
Yeah, you…More »
17. Proposition 8
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 252-8132
Categories:
Public Services & Government,
Local Flavor
Neighbourhood: Castro
L A M E
Gay marriage is banned unless you were grandfathered in? That's like being half pregnant.
Chief Justice Ronald George - "thousands of actions taken in reliance on (last year's ruling) by these same-sex couples, their employers, their…More »
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11/6/2008
CALIFORNIA CONSTITUTION
ARTICLE 1 DECLARATION OF RIGHTS
SECTION 1. All people are by nature free and… Read more »
18. Fair Weather Friends
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
I'm fortunate mine aren't of the fair weather variety. They've just helped me move two weekends in a row during some of the un-fairest wet weather I've seen since El Nino. Whether it be a truck, a trailer, brawn, food, or moral support; they were…More »
19. Yelp
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 908-3801
Categories:
Local Flavor,
Mass Media
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Review #100
It all started in 1996. I bought my first PC. It was a Packard Bell Pentium 150. It had a 2GB hard drive. I had been hearing about the Internet for a little while and was curious. Ignoring the AOL, MSN, and Prodigy icons on the desktop, I…More »
20. Yelp Friends
Neighbourhood: Inner Richmond
For me, 2005 was filled with the lowest of lows. 2006 was a rebuilding and reinventing year both personally and professionally. 2007 has been a roller coaster year of highs and lows. The friendships made and friendships kept, have helped me through…More »
21. Yelp Fan Loss
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Fan Loss
http://www.yelp.com/bi...
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called FAN LOSS
Electric word, FAN
It means an enthusiastic supporter and that's a mighty fine thing
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The…More »
22. Hella
San Francisco, CA 94105
Neighbourhood: Embarcadero
Hella ella ella ella eh eh eh...
Yeah, I'm a dork. But you know you wanted to sing it like that too.
23. FasTrak
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 486-8655
Categories:
Local Services,
Transportation
Neighbourhood: Embarcadero
People say it is difficult getting in and out of the City. It's no lie! Ever been on the Bay Bridge on a weekend? Commute much to or from SF? Hell, I know people who live in SF and don't ever leave the City except for special events.
Been on the…More »
24. Darin I
Being from my hometown, we share a lot of similarities. COCK SUCKING, SALAD TOSSING, liturgy, or dissertations disguised as reviews - as lengthy as John Holmes notwithstanding. So I've borrowed some of my 2003 friendster testimonials just for this…More »
25. ASCII
Neighbourhood: Lower Hills
ascii art in your .sig files used to be cool. Then it was just annoying because people started getting fancy and their ascii signature was 200X more than what they wrote in their emails or posted on usenet. People abused it. Nothing more annoying…More »
26. Simple Rules for Clubbing and having Fun...
San Francisco, CA 94199
Neighbourhood: SOMA
"Let's be clear: Even if a ____ clubs you, I don't think it's cool to club back. I've never clubbed a ____ in my life. I never would club a ____.
But I'd shake the sh*t out of one." (Paraphrased from Chris Rock)
A) Baby seal
B) Friend
C) Enemy
D) Club
E)…More »
28. morning wood
San Francisco, CA 94199
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Depending on your relationship status, you have a few options:
A) *poke* *poke* *poke* Mmmm! Herro!
B) *whoossshhhhhhhh* Ahhhh! (bend at the waist! it won't get all over the seat)
C) *fap* *fap* *fap*
Legend
A= wake her/him up with it
B= go pee
C= take care…More »
29. Love
Eight years ago I left a job that I love. I've come to love what I do now.
Ten years ago I left the islands that I love. I've come to love the Bay Area.
Love really is a many splendored thing...
Made up my mind to make a new start.
Going to…More »
30. February 29
Recommend: Yes. It's like bookkeeping. You have to reconcile your numbers every once in a while. I guess we have to reconcile our calenders too.
Will I go back: Yes. Have no choice.
Service: Spotty. Seems to come around once every 4 years.
Romantic:…More »
31. Honolulu Traffic
Why boddah you?
We graciously let you merge on the freeway. We don't speed up and not let you in.
We wave "Thanks!" when you let us on the freeway. We don't just cut cut you off and den slow down.
If we accidentally cut you off, we wave "Sorry!"
Da…More »
32. Korean Dramas
Is this about Korean dramas or Korean DRAMA?
Men of the Bath House circa 1996. My all time favorite Korean drama. It's about a family that owns a bath house...reminiscent of the Facts of Life sitcom. 5 stars
Aigoo! Modi Apoooooo!* No comment on the…More »
33. 2007
25 years ago Fast Times at Ridgemont High was released. It was a good year. It was an interesting year.
Commodore 64 hit the shelves
The Falkland War
Reaganomics
Dynasty
The 49ers beat Cinci to win the Super Bowl.
Spain joined NATO
Falcon Crest
Remington…More »
34. People who stole out of my car
Neighbourhood: Lower Hills
___Useful___
- I needed a new Drivers License picture anyway. The mullet jokes are played out. (I'm going with this one next - http://static.px.yelp.... )
- New year, new wallet, new money?
- I now get to drive the company truck to my meetings
- The…More »
35. Four Day Weekends
Neighbourhood: Haight-Ashbury
It sucks to go back to work after a 4 day weekend. Here I am on an early Tuesday morning writing reviews at 12:21 AM, procrastinating going to bed so the weekend doesn't end.
The best part about a 4 day weekend is when it is a race weekend. Drown the…More »
36. Hawaiian pizzas
Neighbourhood: SOMA
I agree with B.K., Pineapples and CANADIAN ham does not make a Hawaiian pizza.
I dated a Brit who couldn't understand my annoyance of this misnomer. First I stated that pineapples are not indigenous to Hawaii, nor is CANADIAN ham. Herroow? Then I…More »
37. 23-Year-Olds
Neighbourhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Hayes Valley
Sometimes I wish I was a 23 year old again.
But Billy Idol knew what was up.
Most importantly - Age aint nothin but a number... People have different maturity levels and life experiences that may or may not coincide with their age.
38. Alza Corp
Mountain View, CA 94043
(650) 323-9011
ALZA, I LOVE YOU GUYS!
You've made my attempt to quit smoking so much easier with your NicoDerm CQ CLEAR patch and your handy dandy Nicorette gum. I've gone from a pack a day to almost a 1/4 of that.
I wish you had told me that I only need the gum…More »
39. Glaxosmithkline
Philadelphia, PA 19102
(215) 751-1300
Neighbourhoods: Penn Center, Art Museum District, Logan Square
I gotta give you guys credit where credit is due. GlaxoSmithKline is the Nicorette & NicoDerm people. NOT Alza. They just happen to have strategically placed their branding on your packaging better than you. It's their technology that is the patch,…More »
40. Hodaka/Kevo/Junie's Place
Where is home? Home is where the heart can laugh without shyness. Home is where the heart's tears can dry at their own pace. -Vernon Baker.
Home is where the heart is. You can come to our home to:
Find parking
Eat
Drown your sorrows
BBQ
Play xbox
Sober up…More »
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