Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Canadian (New),
Buffets
I was wanting a beer with lunch, and sure, I could have stopped into the megachain pub that was next door... but something about Fifth Wheel called me. Maybe it was my father's voice.
My Dad, you see, was a big boy. And one thing he taught me was…More »
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Vegetarian,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: High Park
One of my favourite occasional vices is to treat myself to a good breakfast out when I'm off from work. There's nothing quite like starting an entire day to oneself with a homecooked, sumptuous, solid meal.
Which is exactly what you'll get out of the…More »
It`s sad, because I get the sense that these folks really want to succeed, and because it`s clear from their diverse and widely variable lunch menu specials that they want to offer a lot. But, in the end, um, meh.
Ok, fine, maybe one shouldn`t expect…More »
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Canadian (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Kensington Market
I liked the fact that Mars, the "Muffin King since 1951," remains a College Street staple and serves a perfectly fine breakfast. But apart from this, I thought it was pretty unremarkable.
Yeah, the breakfast was fine, standard and inexpensive. It's…More »
Categories:
Bagels,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: Parkdale, Roncesvalles
With a new owner, Naturalis is now the Seventh Sister Bakery. This is a good thing.
Now, their treats are all baked on-premises, soups are made from scratch, and salads and other tasties have been added to the menu. Naturalis' bagel enthusiasts will…More »
It's been said that a sign that one is truly cosmopolitan is that you're never fully satisfied… Read more »
One of the few, and probably last, truly 24-hour greasyspoon diners in the city, and still with the same formica counter that graced the place when your grandfather had his morning coffee there. It's not classy but it's classic, not cuisine but it…More »
Category:
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: Niagara, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods
If you don't mind your food to be uninspired and greasy, your beer of the flattest consistency, and prepared by a crotchety, shouting slavedriver and served by hired-for-eye-candy, usually only-moderately-skilled servers, this is the dive for you.
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Queen West (8) |
Roncy Village (4)The Roncesvalles strip between Queen and Howard Park, baby. |
Winging It (3)I'm a fiend for suicide Buffalo wings, and here's my picks of the best and not-so-best in Toronto and elsewhere... |
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. (5)I dare you. I double dare you. Go ahead, make my day. |
When Only The Best Will Do (6)For those moments in life when the finest is called for, when you reach for the best in your wardrobe and seek an evening to surpass all other nights out. |
"Never postpone joy."
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188 Useful, 123 Funny, and 135 Cool
Toronto, ON
Yelping SinceApril 2009
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