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1. Sky Yard
Toronto, ON M6J 1J4
Category:
Lounges
Neighbourhoods: West Queen West, Beaconsfield Village
So things started off really well here.
I came with a bunch of co-workers for some drinks. The couple of us that arrived first grabbed a booth out on the patio. The server was really friendly and quickly got us some drinks. She was on top of our table…More »
2. Loblaws
Toronto, ON M5B 1J2
(416) 593-6154
Category:
Grocery
Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core
I came her yesterday (second day open) to check this place out and see the new store which they're calling "Food's Greatest Stage".
The place is a zoo. I'm not sure at this point if you'd want to do any actual grocery shopping. Everyone is just there…More »
3. Burrito Bandidos
I'm done with mediocre burrito places. Both Burrito Bandidos and Burrito Boyz.
I'm sure someone will read this and tell me once again "Have you tried the halibut burrito? It's so awesome!". Frankly, shut your face. If I'm going to have a burrito I'm…More »
4. Sandwich Box
Tania's ROTD reminded me that I had a review to write for this place.
Overall the food is good, probably 4-stars good. However, this place is a huge ripoff. The tiny amount of ingredients for the hugely inflated prices you pay really make this place…More »
5. Menchie's Frozen Yogurt
Alright Menchie's, time to put you in your place.
You have DESTROYED froyo. You've taken what is supposed to be a light, fat-free dessert option and turned it into a sugar-loaded carb fest. Some of your flavours have upwards of 28g or sugar per…More »
6. Mon Berri Frozen Yogurt & Pâtisserie Café - CLOSED
Toronto, ON M5S 1W7
(416) 340-2377
Categories:
Desserts,
Coffee & Tea,
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhoods: The Annex, University of Toronto, Downtown Core
I haven't been here in a while but my first trip was very memorable. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and I had made the purposeful trip here to try this new froyo place. It wasn't long after they had first opened. I came early in the day about a…More »
7. Allen's
Toronto, ON M4K 1N2
(416) 463-3086
The food quality here is three stars and I would give the staff three to three-and-a-half stars. What brings this down to two stars are the prices. The price you pay for the quality and portion size are not equal. The quality is slightly aboves…More »
8. Shallow Groove Lounge
Toronto, ON M6G 1A9
(416) 944-8998
Category:
Nightlife
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Palmerston
The night I went it wasn't busy and the clientèle were too cool for even themselves. The music was terrible, probably why there were only a handful of people on the dance floor. The bartender was great. She was attentive and helpful with some ideas…More »
9. Wanda's Pie In The Sky
Toronto, ON M5T 2M2
(416) 236-7585
Categories:
Bakeries,
Desserts,
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Kensington Market
I went for a slice of pie and and I'm sad to say I have mixed feelings. The place is a nice, cozy bake shop with great patio seating. The staff were very friendly but they seemed very disorganized. For only 6-8 people standing in line they…More »
10. Burrito Boyz
Toronto, ON M5H 1W7
(647) 439-4065
Category:
Tex-Mex
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
I guess this place goes under the bland section on my list. The ingredients are fresh, but there's nothing out of the ordinary. I had the steak burrito and I think they literally just cook a steak, chop it up, and put it in your burrito. There's…More »
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Yelping SinceJune 2009
Things I Loveburritos, stroopwafel, Halo, Running, Italian Sausage, froyo, did I mention burritos, marathons, slurpees, steak, high fives, BBQ
Find Me Inflip-flops during a snow storm
My HometownCalgary, AB
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm probably at a UYE
Why You Should Read My ReviewsThere's just so many there's probably one just for you!
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadHunger Games Trilogy
My First ConcertOur Lady Peace / Edgefest
My Favourite MovieThe Rock
My Last Meal On EarthChipotle Carnitas Burrtio
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I still have my Star Trek CCG collection
Most Recent DiscoveryFitting into the same sized jeans as when I was 20
Current CrushUnderdog businesses