Categories:
Japanese,
Sushi Bars
Neighbourhood: Chinatown
This is one of those places that I cringe to review, because it means sacrificing the reins of the little hole-in-the-cell-phone-store gem that I once had and giving the butts of the world the opportunity to warm the few seats that reside there. Let…More »
Category:
Sushi Bars
Neighbourhood: Porter Square
SWEET CHRIST.
Okay, you've pulled me back in, Super Fusion. You totally have the best sushi around. Tastier and without the janky pickled ginger I've come to expect from Genki Ya, fresher than the Porter Exchange. You deliver to my address and you…More »
Blarg. I hate to deface an ROTD, but reality is a bitch that cannot be ignored. Their maki rolls… Read more »
Probably a bit of a shocker if you've ever stepped foot inside this dank, carpeted, fluorescent-lit sketchathon, but this is my new go-to for cheap Chinese take-out in the Davis/Porter.
The food is all exactly how it should be--the wonton broth is…More »
Category:
Indian
Neighbourhood: Porter Square
Poor Passage to India. As it is my passage from the T to my apartment, I walk past its windows daily and peer into its woebegone dining room, which is inevitably occupied by one or two measly patrons as the servers sit around a table, most likely…More »
Category:
Thai
Neighbourhood: Porter Square
The Porter Square Pan-Asian Take-Out Consortium is now complete.
Despite the blue neon sign that had been searing my retinas since its inception, the promise of Rod Dee had been a promise of glory, at least according to my roommate and some Best of…More »
Category:
Chinese
Neighbourhood: Porter Square
Ever since my 4am Toronto brush with Ho-Lee-Chow, I'm weary of Chinese restaurant puns. I therefore avoided this place for the better part of the year I lived next door to it. Then one day, I was like, you know what would be good right now? Crappy…More »
I concede that I might have been a bit swept up in my love of having discovered a decent sushi place that delivered, and thus a bit prone to exaggeration when I initially wrote my glowing review(s) of Genki Ya. But I also am open to the fact that…More »
Update!
Thank you, modern technology. The online take-out option is plainly unbeatable in this city.…
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Categories:
Japanese,
Sushi Bars
Neighbourhood: Financial District
I am not a vindictive person. Sure, I take the occasional schadenfreude in certain situations, but overall, I wish no ill will upon people, and certainly not upon sushi bars that I frequent, oh, let's conservatively say 3-4 times per month FOR TWO…More »
Freaking thanks, Sakura-bana.
Because of you, I sit in my freaking cubicle, at my freaking desk,…
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Categories:
Turkish,
Delis,
Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: Financial District
So I suck at salad bars. My eyes are always bigger and ostensibly more clever than my stomach ("of COURSE those [disparate foodstuffs] will taste good mushed together when I dive back into this overflowing take-out tray [5 hours and/or whenever I've…More »
"Hey, wanna go bowling?"
"WHAT??"
"I SAID, 'WANNA GO BOWLING?!'"
"WHAAAAT??"
"BOWLING!!!!!!"
Etc.
This place is loud. And not in a kicky early 90's jams kinda way. Ear-splittingly loud. Industrial acoustics, screechy table full of Tufts students,…More »
Sigh. I know I'm supposed to be in love with this place. Everyone else is, and I am, at a kind of soul level--I like their simplicity, their efficiency, their dirt-cheapness, their dynamite customer service. I mean, is it even customer service if…More »
Am I allowed to criticize an experience where a whole Royal dinner for two and a beer came to approximately $12.60 with my Groupon?
Yes. Yes I am.
It's not so much that the food wasn't good. It certainly wasn't bad, although the chicken korma was…More »
I'd like to love Diva...and I'd also like to hate Diva. I wish I could put my finger on why I'd… Read more »
For some reason, the buffalo chicken pizza used to keep me awake at night in a blissful, yearning dream-state of kicky heat and cool, creamy bleu cheese.
Now it keeps me awake because my stomach has realized that I just consumed a full quart of oil.
…More »
Hangin' in Hogtown (17)You can take the girl outta Toronto, yada yada. |
OM NOM SUSHI SNARF (15)Maki drives me whacky. |
Live Free or Dine (3)Tamar Takes New Hampshire |
Off to the Races! (9)Because novice runners are allowed to be snarky too. |
Date Night in Beaners (17)First, second, eighth, the morning after, Boston's got you covered. |
The Davis Square Koran (31)Last stop before Alewife. Save yourselves. |
My Maine Man (8)Follow I-95 to your bliss. |
ROTD-day! (6)The happiest days are the days when ROTDs are born. So...every day! |
Meta-Yelping, Elite Stylz (9)Show off that +1! |
Travelin' Prayer (9)Billy Joel cares if you make it there on time. |
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705 Useful, 926 Funny, and 542 Cool
Somerville, MA
Yelping SinceAugust 2008
Things I LoveThe Savage Lovecast, financial district swag, semicolons, label-makers.
Find Me InA warm, foamy latte.
My HometownNewton, MA
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm docenting for food at local art museums.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecause snark is a dish best served cold.
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My First ConcertBilly Joel's River of Dreams tour. Still got the tee-shirt.
My Favourite MovieBefore Sunrise. But really Apollo 13.
My Last Meal On EarthBottomless spicy yellowtail maki, raspberries, and a dirty vodka martini.
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I secretly enjoy the Joshua Tree. Leave me to my shame.
Most Recent DiscoveryIce venti three-pump melon green tea lemonades. (RIP)
Current CrushClive Owen's jaw.