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Dan "Agent Provacateur" J.'s Profile

Swindler's List.

Also known as Skepti-Yelping. Poking fun at fraudsters, phonies and flim-flammers. PS: Credit for the name Swindler's List goes to "Skeptic's Guide to the Universe".

1. Enagic USA

4115 Spencer St
Torrance, CA 90503
USA
(866) 261-9500

Category: Local Services

Neighbourhood: Torrance

4/29/2012

Enagic USA is a company that sells Kangan Water and a water purification devise by the same name.

A friend offered me a glass of water. She handed it to me and proceeded to extoll the virtues of her Kangan Water and how she had more energy and felt…More »

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2. Oxygen Girls

Greater Vancouver, BC V2X 1P7
(604) 467-6166

Category: Party Supplies

3/14/2012 First to Review

Oxygen is an element. It can be found all over our planet and possibly on Europa too. Packaging it and selling it to unsuspecting rubes is pure genius. Or rubbish depending on your perspective.

The Showmart Building at the PNE has showcased carny…More »

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3. The Crystal Ark

1496 Cartwright St
Vancouver, BC V6H 3Y5
(604) 681-8900

Category: Jewellery

Neighbourhood: Granville Island/False Creek

8/23/2011

Imagine a guy walks into a lumber yard:

GUY: I need some lumber.
CLERK: We have many kinds of lumber. There's Spruce. This here is Maple. We also have Fir.
GUY: What's the difference?
CLERK: Spruce can make you more creative if you build with it under a…More »

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4. Whole Foods Market

510 W 8th Ave
Vancouver, BC V5Z
(778) 370-4210

Categories: Grocery, Health Food Store

Neighbourhood: Fairview Slopes

11/24/2011

Whole Foods is fine for produce. They have some exotic ingredients you can't find elsewhere. They are overpriced though. What would normally be a 3 or 4 star review becomes two because of what happened here a couple months ago.

I was in the…More »

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5. Psi Seminars

South San Francisco, CA 94080
USA
(650) 553-0099

Categories: Health and Medical, Local Services, Professional Services

3/19/2012

What happens when you stop listening to country music? Your wife returns and your pick-up starts.

PSI is based on the "law of attraction." Negative thinking attracts negative results. Be positive and positive people will be attracted to you. It's all…More »

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Recently updated lists from Dan J.

Coffee. The Good, The Brewed & The Ugly. (33) Cafes. Caffes. Coffee Parlours. Coffee shops. Extracted, brewed, poured, percolated & pressed.	Watering Holes. (7) This train departing for Dipsomania with stops in Blotto and Farshnoshket.
Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! (9) In 1814 we took a little trip along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip / We took a little bacon and we took a little beans / And met the mighty British near the town of New Orleans. Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!	my R's OTD. (6) Not to brag or nothin' but I got six of 'em now. If they allowed rants I'd have more. Just sayin' Time to make a list.
Photography. (13) Professional photography & accessories sales, rentals, props & costuming, services & repairs. None of those big chains. Small, cutting edge, knowledgeable & independent.	Useful! (7) Businesses I rely on that have never let me down.
Dan vs. the World. (6) Conversations with crazy people.	Not Funny! Grrr. (5) Dan's list of businesses that make his life more difficult than it needs to be.
Delis (3) From Jewish to Jew"ish" Es Gezunter heit.	Indian (4) Indian as in from India. Thanks Columbus for making me have to explain that.