Southern Ontario's Mediocre Best

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 1. Toronto Pearson International Airport

3111 Convair Dr
Mississauga, ON L5P 1B2
(866) 207-1690

Category: Airports

3.0 star rating
  11/20/2010

The layout of this place is like Dallas/Fort Worth Airport. That's not a compliment. It's confusing and awkward, and if you don't get there 2 hours in advance (even for a domestic flight) you can easily miss your flight attempting to navigate roads…More »

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 2. Quality Hotel Parkway Convention Centre

327 Ontario St
St Catharines, ON L2R 5L3
(905) 688-2324

Category: Hotels

3.0 star rating
  11/20/2010 First to Review

The bad: Hella rude construction workers! I understand the hotel is going through some massive renovations, and the construction workers being rude isn't their fault, so I won't hold that against Quality Hotel. However, Management needs to seriously…More »

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 3. The New York Restaurant

5027 Centre St
Niagara Falls, ON L2G 3N6
(905) 354-5213

Category: Chinese

2.0 star rating
  11/16/2010

This was another http://happycow.net recommendation. Pretty sure that happycow has no tastebuds after going to this place and the Guru. Maybe if you combined the bland blandyness of the New York Restaurant and the face sucking saltiness of the Guru,…More »

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 4. Oakes Hotel Overlooking the Falls

6546 Fallsview Boulevard
Niagara Falls, ON L2G 3W2
(905) 356-4514

Category: Hotels

3.0 star rating
  11/16/2010

This place does mediocrity with flair. The tip-off should have been the screen out front advertising great attractions that were coming up in 2006.

TVs in the room looked like they were gotten for a great deal at some local thrift shop. Fine, we…More »

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 5. Louis Tussaud's Wax Museum

5709 Av Victoria
Niagara Falls, ON L2G 3L5
(905) 374-6601

Category: Museums

3.0 star rating
  11/16/2010

This place was so lulzworthy. The figures are so bad it's awesome. You know that kid that you sat next to in 6th grade art class, the one who thought she was awesome at drawing because she covered her notebook in anime versions of Robert Smith? Guess…More »

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 6. Whole Foods Market

301 Cornwall Rd
Oakville, ON L6J 7Z5
(905) 849-8400

Category: Grocery

3.0 star rating
  11/12/2010

Whole Foods is the type of place where if you're not savvy, you can wind up spending $40 on lunch. Well laid out, lots of parking, and very knowledgeable and friendly staff. The coffee left a lot to be desired (bitter as hale) and the sugar…More »

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 7. Monte Carlo Inns

374 S Service Rd E
Oakville, ON L6J 2X6
(905) 849-9500

Category: Hotels

3.0 star rating
  11/12/2010 First to Review

Stayed at this Monte Carlo Inn after staying at the one in Barrie.

Improvement over the Barrie location: Actual high speed internet! Aside from that, the rooms were pretty much the same.

Pros: No grumpy people on staff. Clean rooms, no bedbugs, quiet…More »

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 8. Monte Carlo Inn

81 Hart Dr
Barrie, ON L4N 5M3
(705) 734-0070

Category: Hotels

3.0 star rating
  11/10/2010 First to Review

Recently stayed at this place for two nights.

Pros: Most of the staff was polite and friendly; even the waiter at the restaurant that waited on us at 10 in the evening, then waited on us again at 6 am for breakfast (I'd be grouchy as hale with that…More »

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