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I won't forget/ to bring you back/ what you need: cheesy, spicy, delicious Latin food. And yes, I counted Tex-Mex and Latin fusion.

 1. 24 Express Food Store

4007 Mount Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22305
(703) 836-7778

Category: Food

4.0 star rating
  12/22/2010

It's a combination convenience store and Latino market, serving (what my friend says is) outstandingly delicious fried chicken and (what I know from experience are) fabulously flavorful fried plantains.  Pick up your jicama and your car air…More »

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 2. Alma de Cuba

1623 Walnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 988-1799

Categories: Latin American, Caribbean

Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center

4.0 star rating
  3/27/2011

Of all the places I ate in Philadelphia, this is the one joint where I didn't get any pictures.  

"Why, MacRae, whyyyy?" you ask?  

Well, it's not that I didn't try.  But it was *so dark* in AdC's dining room that using flash would have mimicked the…More »

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 3. Austin Grill

801 King St
Alexandria, VA 22314
(703) 684-8969

Category: Tex-Mex

3.0 star rating
  11/7/2010

3.5 stars.

A perfect storm of circumstance found me at Austin Grill for the first time in almost 10 years this weekend:

1) I've been on the hunt for a viable Mexican replacement since we nixed Los Toltecos from our restaurant rotation a few months ago.…More »

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 4. Bar Acuda

5-5161 Kuhio Hwy
Hanalei, HI 96714
(808) 826-7081

Category: Tapas Bars

4.0 star rating
  1/9/2011

I have to say we were spoiled by our meals on Kaua'i.  Hardly a bad one to be had.  But our dinner at Bar Acuda ranked right up there with the best of them.

First off, I really enjoy the atmosphere here.  All dimly lit and whatnot, modern, refined and…More »

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 5. Broadway Café & Grill

1640 Aliceanna St
Baltimore, MD 21231
(410) 276-0414

Categories: Diners, Breakfast & Brunch, Latin American

Neighbourhood: Fell's Point

3.0 star rating
  11/21/2010 First to Review

3.5 stars.

So we ended up at the Broadway Café & Grill completely by accident.  We were Yelp app'ing our way to Blue Moon for breakfast, but we were in a hurry.  When we saw the line wending down the block from Blue Moon, we had to scratch that plan.…More »

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 6. Cafe Atlantico - CLOSED

405 8th St NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 393-0812

Category: Latin American

Neighbourhood: Penn Quarter

4.0 star rating
  4/14/2010

Café Mmmmmmm-lantico!  I really enjoy dining here, tho it's a bit pricey, so I don't visit as often as I'd like.  I love the set-up, with the three levels all open to one another, and the bright, airy feel of the whole restaurant.  You can watch the…More »

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 7. Café Habana

17 Prince St
New York, NY 10012
(212) 625-2001

Categories: Cuban, Mexican

Neighbourhood: Nolita

4.0 star rating
  7/22/2011

Moms, Pops, husband, and I headed to Café Habana for brunch with my NYC-dwelling college Bestie.  It is a perfect, casual spot -- swivel stools at the diner counter, Formica tables, tiny space -- with excellent food.

We started with the elote, or…More »

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 8. Casa Oaxaca

2106 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 387-2272

Category: Mexican

Neighbourhood: Adams Morgan

4.0 star rating
  11/7/2011

Holy mole!  Casa Oaxaca is *the* place for this comforting Mexican sauce.  I'm convinced that Ponce de Leon's famed Fountain of Youth gurgled mole as opposed to water.  Mole I can see people flocking to.  Water, not so much.

Amidst a proliferation of…More »

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 9. Columbia Restaurant

411 St. Armands Cr
Sarasota, FL 34236
(941) 388-3987

Categories: Spanish, Cuban

4.0 star rating
  6/20/2011

Columbia is a local Florida chain with a few restaurants in the Tampa area.  The original opened in 1905.  I don't know exactly how long this one on St. Armand's has been operating, but 40+ years at least.  When Moms was a college co-ed in Sarasota,…More »

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 10. Consuelo Mexican Bistro

337 Santana Row
San Jose, CA 95128
(408) 260-7082

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
  7/23/2010

Consuelo Mexican Bistro is San Jose's Rosa Mexicano -- upscale Mexican fusion for yuppies.  They even do table side guac in a molcajete like all de rigueur Mexican fusion joints these days.  And apparently there's a RM in L.A., so left- and…More »

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 11. DaMoim

7106 Columbia Pike
Annandale, VA 22003
(703) 354-3211

Category: Korean

3.0 star rating
  9/3/2010

3.5 stars.

I'm titillated by this place.  It's good now, has the potential to become great, and we were happy with our overall experience.  I am a huge Asian food freak, but I admit to being sadly uneducated about Korean food in particular.  So my…More »

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 12. El Agave

251 W Lee Hwy
Warrenton, VA 20186
(540) 351-0011

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
  4/17/2010

You know what's weird?  The menu at El Agave is almost exactly the same as the menu at the Los Toltecos chain...right down to names like the "Speedy Gonzales" on the lunch menu.  I figure they must be connected, but there's no indication of that fact…More »

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 13. El Paraiso II Restaurant

516 S Van Dorn St # A
Alexandria, VA 22304
(703) 212-9200

Category: Latin American

4.0 star rating
  2/15/2009 First to Review

El Paraiso is a nondescript little storefront in a nondescript, internationally-inclined strip mall in Alexandria's West End.  They specialize in Puruvian and Salvadorean foods.  From the outside,  you might never notice it.  The inside is fairly…More »

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 14. Firefly

3900 Paradise Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 369-3971

Categories: Tapas Bars, Tapas/Small Plates

Neighbourhood: Eastside

4.0 star rating
  9/21/2010

Killing time playing Blackjack on a Saturday night before 8 pm dinner reservations at Firefly, we mentioned to our pert little dealer we were dining there.  "I *love* that place!"  she squealed, "Get the mac 'n' cheese!"  When we piled into the taxi…More »

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 15. Guapo's Restaurant

4028 Campbell Ave
Arlington, VA 22206
(703) 671-1701

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
  4/20/2010

3.5 stars.

Guapo's is nice stuff.  It has the largest outdoor patio in Shirlington, so on the first nice days of Spring it's probably your best bet for getting a seat outside.  You'll still have to wait, tho, if you show up any time after 6:00,…More »

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 16. Jaleo

480 7th St NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 628-7949

Categories: Spanish, Tapas Bars

Neighbourhood: Penn Quarter

3.0 star rating
  5/19/2010

I like Jaleo. I really do. The food is quite nice (albeit hit or miss), and the atmosphere is fine. But there is something...something I can't quite put my finger on...something that keeps me from leaping for joy at the mere mention of Jaleo. Maybe…More »

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 17. Jose's Real Cuban Food

8799 Cortez Rd W
Bradenton, FL 34210
(941) 795-4898

Category: Cuban

4.0 star rating
  6/20/2011

Muy deliciosa y muy agradable!  (My Spanish is completely stupid, so forgive me.  I studied French for 13 useful years.)

So I guess I have a TV antenna or something, because somehow I knew this spot had been featured on "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives"…More »

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 18. Justa's Chicken

4711 N Chambliss St
Alexandria, VA 22312
(703) 354-1888

Category: Peruvian

4.0 star rating
  4/16/2011 First to Review

Justa's Chicken occupies the former Saigon Citi, which itself occupied a former Pizza Hut.  It's a counter joint with basic decor, but the Peruvian menu extends far beyond the simple chicken that the name implies.  Justa's does offer pollo a la brasa…More »

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 19. La Mexicana Bakery & Taqueria

2907 Arlington Dr
Alexandria, VA 22306
(703) 717-0807
5.0 star rating
  Update - 3/10/2012

Cinco estrellas todo.el.camino.

The subject of La Mexicana is raised near weekly in our house.  

"Sorry, I didn't hear you.  I was just thinking about a La Mexicana carnitas torta."  

"I'm craving La Mexicana's zetsy guacamole and homemade chips.  Lunch…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/16/2011

    Cuatro estrellas y media.  Dios mio, this place is legit.  

    Service: the gentleman at the counter is… Read more »

 20. La Palapa Grill & Cantina

8307 Main St
Ellicott City, MD 21043
(410) 465-0070

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
  12/19/2010

3.5 stars.

I don't get how people can come to a Mexican joint with a cartoon chile pepper wearing a ridiculous sombrero on its signage, and then complain about the food not being "authentic."  Were you expecting tamales hand-shaped by a wizened abuela…More »

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 21. La Tasca

607 King St
Alexandria, VA 22314
(703) 299-9810

Categories: Tapas Bars, Spanish

3.0 star rating
  4/3/2010

3.5 stars.

I love tapas places because you can order a ton of food without appearing like a hog.  I love food, I love to eat, and love any place where I can just keep ordering and eating without being judged.  La Tasca is a fairly good tapas joint.  I…More »

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 22. La Union Restaurant

5517 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, VA 22205
(703) 522-0134
4.0 star rating
  7/24/2010

[kazoo fanfare]  All hail Áine F. and B"OO"M!  I definitely take most Yelp reviews seriously, but there are some I take seriouser than others.  It's why -- coupled with the other really favorable reviews here -- husband and I made La Union our…More »

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 23. Los Tios Grill

2615 Mount Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22301
(703) 299-9290

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
  8/30/2010

If you live in Alexandria and pay any attention to local culture (read: eat your way through town like I do...), then you're well aware of the perpetual Los Tios vs. Taqueria Poblano debate.  The two restaurants are blocks apart on Mount Vernon…More »

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 24. Los Toltecos

4111 Duke St
Alexandria, VA 22304
(703) 370-4111

Category: Mexican

2.0 star rating
  Update - 5/21/2010

Ohhhhhhh, no.  You went from Los Toltecos, four star joint, to Dos Toltecos.  Shame.

How far Los Toltecos has fallen in a short amount of time.  Sad.  And infuriating at the same time....I guess because we've been regulars since they opened several…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/5/2009

    We hit Los Toltecos on a weekly basis because the prices are great, the food is really tasty, and… Read more »

 25. Marcela's Bakery

3856 Mount Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22305
(703) 535-5885

Category: Ethnic Food

3.0 star rating
  8/1/2010

One of the reasons I love Yelp: I didn't even realize Marcela's had a brick-and-mortar storefront until I went to write a review of their farm market goodies.  Anyway.  

Marcela's Bakery shows up at area farm markets each week during season with their…More »

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 26. Mi Rancho

8701 Ramsey Ave
Silver Spring, MD 20910
(301) 588-4744

Category: Tex-Mex

3.0 star rating
  9/26/2010

A friend of ours celebrates her birthday here every year.  Over the last 4 years, I have compiled the following notes on this joint:

Mi Rancho 101

I. Atmosphere
  A) Outdoor Patio
       i) It's big.
       ii) It's hot in summer.
       iii) You can…More »

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 27. Mi Rico Peru

6113 Franconia Rd
Alexandria, VA 22310
(703) 924-8600

Category: Peruvian

4.0 star rating
  8/23/2010

Thanks be to Maya C. for 1) suggesting husband and I give Mi Rico Perú a try; and 2) guiding us through the unfamiliar world of Peruvian delicacies by suggesting some truly fabulous dishes to sample!

Stopped by on a Friday night and shared the dining…More »

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 28. Mixto

1141 Pine St
Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 592-0363

Categories: Latin American, Cuban

Neighbourhood: Washington Square West

4.0 star rating
  3/31/2011

Well, it's true what they say: "Nothing propinks like propinquity."  (Don't pretend like you don't hear this aphorism on a daily basis.)

I first visited Mixto on a trip to Philadelphia a few years back with a dear girlfriend of mine, because it was…More »

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 29. Oyamel

401 7th St NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 628-1005

Categories: Mexican, Tapas Bars

Neighbourhood: Penn Quarter

4.0 star rating
  6/22/2011

4.5 stars.

I'm gonna break it down Dana Z. style, because she and I were in strikingly similar Oyamel boats:

Reviewed by: 1 following, 30 friends.

Oyamel has been in my bookmark list for what seems like eons.  I enjoy all the José Andrés endeavors.…More »

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 30. Pedro and Vinny's

1500 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
(571) 237-1875
5.0 star rating
  3/30/2010 ROTD 7/22/2010

I usually write too much in my reviews.

So here's the low-down: Burrito Man is back.  You are lucky/happy.  Take your pick.

You want black & tan with the works.  You want a plain flour tortilla.  Forget the designer BS, it only masks the flavors.  You…More »

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 31. Red Hot Mama's

5-6607 Kuhio Hwy
Hanalei, HI 96714
(808) 826-7266

Category: Mexican

4.0 star rating
  1/5/2011

Ima go ahead and give these guys a solid 4-star, despite my bro debating me on it during our Hawai'ian vacay.  Why the debate?  He moved to Northern California 4 years ago, and suddenly he fancies himself a burrito connoisseur.  *snort*  "It's hard…More »

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 32. Rosa Mexicano

153 Waterfront St
National Harbor, MD 20745
(301) 567-1005

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
  3/29/2010

Surprise (at least it was for me)!  Rosa Mexicano is a chain chain chain...chain of fooo-oood.  

This explains the rather uninspired textbook decor.  Host stand goooes HERE.  Adobe fireplace siiiiits HERE.  Napkins fold liiiike THIS.  It also explains…More »

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 33. Skye's Restaurant

7205 Estero Blvd
Fort Myers Beach, FL 33931
(239) 463-7707
3.0 star rating
  11/28/2011 First to Review

You're craving a patty melt and beer.  Your friend wants chicken enchiladas and a margarita.  You're at a dining impasse, caught in the eternal "where do we eat with such conflicting palates?" conundrum.

But have no fear: Skye's is here to placate you…More »

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 34. Sra. Martinez

4000 NE 2nd Ave
Miami, FL 33137
(305) 573-5474

Categories: Tapas Bars, Spanish

4.0 star rating
  12/27/2011

4.5 stars.

SIL and I had a brief 36 hours in Miami and dinner plans with Meat-and-Potatoes Cuzzo and his gal pal.  Come hell or high water, tho, I *was* going to eat at a Michelle Bernstein venture -- time constraints and unadventurous palates be…More »

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 35. Taco Bar

10003 Fields Rd
Gaithersburg, MD 20878
(301) 987-0376

Category: Mexican

4.0 star rating
  1/10/2012

The devil made me do it!

After nearly two decades as a strict vegetarian, I recently came back to the dark side --  but (mostly...) as an ethical flexitarian in my current incarnation.  So when I see "free range", "hormone-free", "grass fed", or…More »

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 36. Taqueria el Poblano

2400 Mount Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22301
(703) 548-8226

Category: Mexican

4.0 star rating
  Update - 2/26/2012

I still like Taqueria Poblano quite a bit.  I think they (*usually*) serve up some of the better Cali-Mex food in the area.

But four of us went for brunch today and were completely underwhelmed.  The food, while tasty, wasn't remotely hot:…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/5/2009

    We frequent Taqueria Poblano and find the food consistently good.  Sure, the restaurant is small and… Read more »

 37. Uncle Julio's Rio Grande Cafe

4301 Fairfax Dr
Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 528-3131

Categories: Tex-Mex, Cafes

3.0 star rating
  7/26/2011

My extensive research into Tex-Mex restaurants has led me to two conclusions:

1) Outside of pizza, Tex-Mex is *the* most kid-friendly cuisine of all time.  Every Tex-Mex joint I've been to has been packed to the gills -- half the patrons kids under 10…More »

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