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Just like the famous diva Tina Turner's song "simply the best, better than all the rest... better than anyone"

 1. Mariano's Fresh Market

333 East Benton Pl
Chicago, IL 60601
(312) 228-1349

Categories: Bakeries, Grocery, Desserts

Neighbourhood: The Loop

5.0 star rating
  10/27/2011

Finding a good grocery store is like finding that ideal fling. The ideal fling makes you happy, satisfies your needs, you are in and out without attachments (oh, the innuendos!)...and the best of all, you WANT a repeat visit.

I love grocery shopping,…More »

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 2. Duchamp - CLOSED

2118 N Damen Ave
Chicago, IL 60647
(773) 235-6435

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhood: Bucktown

5.0 star rating
  6/28/2011 ROTD 7/2/2011

*to the tune of Beyonce*

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies...
Now get yourself to Duchamp"

That was a horrible attempt to rhyme, but whatever, you get the point. Get yourself some smoking sexy…More »

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 3. Drive Cleaning

4837 Oakton St
Skokie, IL 60077
(312) 321-0033
5.0 star rating
  7/13/2011

I am a busy man. I run the world. I make things happen. I rule!

Just kidding. I am just a lazy guy who likes to feel important. Just kidding about the "feeling important" part. I AM important, dammit!

Anyway, I digress.

The man and I travel often for…More »

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 4. Casbah Cafe

3151 N Broadway St
Chicago, IL 60657
(773) 935-3339

Category: Mediterranean

Neighbourhood: Lakeview

5.0 star rating
  3/23/2010

I've got one word for all of you: Knafe.

Knafe, betches! Knafe!!!

I have been trying to find Knafe at many middle eastern restaurants. Not many serve it. And if they do, it is usually stale because they made it a week ago. If I have to hear one more…More »

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 5. Bombay Wraps

122 N Wells St
Chicago, IL 60606
(312) 739-9727

Category: Indian

Neighbourhood: The Loop

5.0 star rating
  7/14/2010 ROTD 8/5/2010

Mission #1: Find a decent Indian fast food place in the downtown area without having to walk all over Thy Kingdom Come.

Mission #2: tell my current boss to shove it.

Mission #3: get LOLycakes to lose weight.

One of the three missions was a mega fail.…More »

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 6. Avec

615 W Randolph St
Chicago, IL 60606
(312) 377-2002

Categories: French, Basque, Wine Bars

Neighbourhood: Near West Side

5.0 star rating
  2/24/2009

What do you do when you are having a shitty week compounded by international political/ bureaucratic drama, and a boss that looks and acts like a homeless person? Well, you say "fuck all of you" and go to a nice dinner/ drinks with wonderful company.…More »

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 7. Abyssinia Ethiopian Restaurant

5842 N Broadway St
Chicago, IL 60660
(773) 271-7133

Category: Ethiopian

Neighbourhood: Edgewater

5.0 star rating
  5/18/2010 ROTD 5/25/2010

A stunningly gorgeous man (the sexy librarian, Matthew S) and a beat up drama queen (me) decide to meet for dinner. After a few hilariously failed attempts at finding a dinner spot we decide to walk to a Thai place close to the librarian's flat.…More »

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 8. Strange Beauty Show

1118 N Ashland Ave
Chicago, IL 60622
(773) 252-9522

Categories: Hair Salons, Nail Salons, Makeup Artists

Neighbourhood: Ukrainian Village

5.0 star rating
  6/13/2007

I love my hair. I actually do. I have never loved my hair so much. Thanks Jessie!!!

My partner took me here yesterday. He had an appointment with Jessie. After going there my partner decides he only needs to trim his side burns. I asked if I could get…More »

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 9. Jin's Cleaners

1816 W Division St
Chicago, IL 60622
(773) 394-4589

Categories: Dry Cleaning & Laundry, Sewing & Alterations

Neighbourhood: Wicker Park

5.0 star rating
  9/30/2007

Update as of 1/05/2008:

They are one block away from my place and have become the default cleaners. I need to update this review as I need to write about two special incidents:

Incident #1:

My mother-in-law bought a new suit for me as a gift. I had to…More »

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 10. Sabri Nihari Restaurant

2502 W Devon Ave
Chicago, IL 60659
(773) 465-3272

Categories: Indian, Pakistani

Neighbourhood: West Rogers Park

5.0 star rating
  12/17/2007 ROTD 1/16/2008

I feel the need to edit my review because the earlier one was brief and written in a state of biryani-induced daze

One of the best places to eat Indian/ Pakistani food on Devon. It has been our standard go to restaurant since Sizzle India closed it s…More »

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 11. Chicago Theatre

175 N State St
Chicago, IL 60601
(312) 462-6363

Categories: Performing Arts, Music Venues

Neighbourhood: The Loop

5.0 star rating
  5/22/2008

I saw Dolly Parton in concert a couple of weeks ago.

The only thing magnificent than the theater architecture was Dolly's fake boobs. Man, how does she "support" them? After all, she weighs 90lbs and they weight at least 20 lbs.

Beautiful theater…More »

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 12. Hyde Park Animal Clinic

1363 E 53rd St
Chicago, IL 60615
(773) 324-4484

Category: Veterinarians

Neighbourhood: Hyde Park

5.0 star rating
  6/2/2007

I give this place 5 stars for putting up with my partner's demands when our dog was sick. We were both devastated when the veterinarian told us that Barnabee (our dog) has cancer and will not live long. He was our child and you cannot imagine the…More »

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 13. International Society for Krishna Consciousness

1716 W Lunt
Chicago, IL 60626
(773) 973-0900

Category: Hindu Temples

Neighbourhood: Rogers Park

5.0 star rating
  6/22/2007 First to Review

I have been here a couple of times. I am not a big religious person or anything but, I wanted to check this place out. I had a wonderful time and everyone made me feel welcome. There was no "conversion talk" like other places. You can get a…More »

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 14. Black Ensemble Theater

4450 North Clark St
Chicago, IL 60640
(773) 769-4451

Categories: Performing Arts, Cinema

Neighbourhoods: Ravenswood, Uptown

5.0 star rating
  1/27/2008

This review comes a little too late, but better late than never

We went to watch "Nina Simone: The High Priestess Speaks" in fall 2006. I am a die hard fanatic of Nina Simone, how can I not go? I'll never forgive myself if I never see this. After all,…More »

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 15. Promontory Point

5491 S S Shore Dr
Chicago, IL 60615
(312) 747-6620

Categories: Beaches, Parks

Neighbourhood: Hyde Park

5.0 star rating
  6/9/2007

Ah, good times. A summer evening on the point with my partner , dog and a picnic basket. Can't ask for anything more.

This was the best part of living in Hyde Park near the lake. We took our dog to the point everyday. He loved it. Every Sunday we used…More »

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"Diamond Life!"

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Location

Chicago, IL

Yelping Since

May 2007

Things I Love

caustic wit, nudism, traveling, dinner parties, being naked, winter

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When I'm Not Yelping...

I am fighting pygmy hippos in Liberia