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1. Spearmint Rhino Adult Cabaret
Vegas requires a surprisingly large amount of thinking. Does the club pay for the cab? Sometimes. One-guy-one-girl rule? Usually. Be sure to tip... or not. Buy her a drink... or not. $30 cover??
Did I just go to a strip club or do my taxes?
I'm at a…More »
2. THEhotel at Mandalay Bay
THEHotel is pretty on the surface, but, like Vegas itself, lacks depth and character. Mandalay Bay has a tropical vibe, but it's so half-assed it's barely noticeable. THEHotel is far from the pool and spa, and Mandalay Bay is far from center Strip.
A…More »
3. Burger Bar
Turning a burger into fine food is like trying to convert a trailer into a mansion. You can throw all the Ethan Allen you like at it, it's still going to be just a trailer. If I'm going to pay $60 for a burger named after some dead French dude, I…More »
4. MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(877) 880-0880
Categories:
Hotels,
Restaurants,
Casinos
Neighbourhood: The Strip
MGM Grand is a cool place. It's hip without being tacky.
We stayed in the West Wing, which is "hipper" and cheaper than the standard rooms. It's smaller and better suited for couples and/or young adults. There is a bar area on the floor (unused at…More »
5. The Venetian
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 414-1000
Because when I see a Caravaggio, what I'm really thinking about are quarter slots.
By far the most beautiful hotel in Vegas. I can only dream of staying here.
6. Paris
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(877) 603-4386
Nothing is classier than sipping cheap booze out of a giant plastic balloon with the word "Paris" blaring in hot pink...
I really like the ambience here. It's nowhere as awesome as Venetian, but it's still better than most hotels. It has a real nice…More »
7. Treasure Island Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 894-7111
"Sirens of T.I." worked in that I heard music and was led to my death.
It's quite literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen. This is typical, tacky Las Vegas humor and performance. Some guy in the audience was actually laughing at all the "jokes."…More »
8. Riviera Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 734-5110
Categories:
Hotels,
Restaurants,
Casinos
Neighbourhood: The Strip
A cool museum filled with relics. Chain-smoking, gambling relics...
Come here for a glimpse of a dying Vegas. I learned all about cliches, bad posture, and secondhand smoke. The patrons are about as old as the stage routines. The combo of drag queens…More »
9. Bellagio
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 693-7111
So classy my tax bracket went up just being here...
I then proceded to Riviera to lower it (I hid between a couple of old people).
Beautiful hotel. There's a chocolate waterfall in one of the stores that's hypnotic. Yes, chocolate waterfall... I will…More »
10. Circus Circus
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 691-5820
Dated but still somewhat fun.
This is probably still one of the best places to abandon your kids while you gamble irresponsibly.
Had a chili cheeseburger at one of the cafe/restaurants. It wasn't bad.
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Yelping SinceFebruary 2006
Things I LoveLove, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano
Find Me Inconspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.
My HometownHonolulu, HI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,
Why You Should Read My Reviewsand Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Read(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)
My First ConcertFinally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles
My Favourite Movie(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)
My Last Meal On Earth- his name is Mr. Squiggles -
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.
Most Recent DiscoveryBecause no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.
Current CrushThat's just common sense.