USA Bowl is everything, yes EVERYTHING you wish for in a bowling alley. Crappy part of town, across the street from a strip club, full bar, free giveaways, black light shows and large screens that show music videos. Yes, amazeballs.
I'm so sick of…More »
Young Squire: Hark! A fair maiden approaches...doth thou have a sonnet to share with the lords and ladies of Yelp?
Me: Obviously.
When I asked my mom over the holidays what she wanted she goes "I want you to take me to Medieval Times". My response…More »
For my 300th review, I wanted to go balls out. Literally. So I decided to write about my cherry popper....in the stripper sense of the word. HEY OOOOOOH!
My first venture here was when I was 18 years old. Penis. A guy wearing just a bow tie and…More »
Holy huge theater. I mean really. This place is like a Studio Movie Grill....only on crack.
When you walk in, you can either get your tickets at the little electronic kiosk or go up 3 flights of stairs (or take the elevator) to the main floor where…More »
Categories:
Music Venues,
Cinema
Neighbourhood: Oak Cliff
This place is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous. I've now been here a few times and each time I lurrrve it more and more.
I live 2 streets over and about 2 blocks south, so I pass this MF at all times of the day. The first time I went,…More »
Category:
Shopping Centers
Neighbourhood: Oak Cliff
My hood. MINE! I am a proud neighbor of this fine district. When I need to chill...I go here. When I need booze...I go here. When I need food...I go here...blah blah blah blah.
Bishop Arts is still in its original shape (although some places look…More »
So fresh and so clean clean...
That's exactly what I think when I dream about the farmers market, ok well maybe not SO clean, but get the jist. I mean, its a market for crying out loud. So since the in laws were in town we thought it would make for a…More »
Who doesn't love a nice day out at the Ballpark? NO ONE and if you don't...shame shame shame, I hope you know your name!
Opening Day 2010, was...AMAZEBALLS! I mean really. Got there early, admired all the tailgaters...made our way to the stadium (or…More »
I'm like a 5 year old when I come here....seriously, I scream at everything, touch everything and are practically swimming with the fishes (not in the Godfather type way...no criminal record here!). By the time the docent actually catches up to me…More »
....and I'm a kid again.
I've been going to Six Flags since I was prolly 7 yrs old. It was one of my favorite Summertime excursions. We'd pack a cooler and go late in the day and stay till close. No bedtimes for me!
This summer I went with some…More »
Who doesn't love a drive through grasslands to get to the Mecca of your North TX/OK gambling problems? I know I do....
Dude, this place got LOADS better when they renovated. Now it's like its own little city. The place is huge, and I mean…More »
I know I know. I hate being negative Nancy here....but....
It's not that this place is bad, but i'd rather go somewhere else. But alas....there aren't that many. I think Dallas should have more doggie parks...a big gated space open year round.
My…More »
Hands down. This place wins for most amazing place ever created. Yes, even more amazing than that place...oh, and that place too. Apparently they have really good Pad Thai, but unfortunately for my stomach (and liver) all I did was drink. And…More »
Category:
Shopping Centers
Neighbourhood: North Dallas
Sheesh.....call me lazy that I haven't yet reviewed the Galleria!
I remember when there was a movie theater and a Bennigans at the bottom level. Good times. Now its filled with the likes of Mi Cocina, Genghis Grill and new age eateries. Of course…More »
BEA-OOOOTIFUL! I attended a wedding reception here and if I lived in OKC, I would hold mine here as well. The layout of their little reception hall was perfection. I have no idea who does the hiring but they deserve a gold medal for hiring the…More »
Health Nut (9)Yea, I'm gittin fit and fiiiiiine! |
My Weekday lunch lovers! (24)These are the places that give me fuel to finish my work days! |
Get your Veggie on (36)When I feel like abstaining from meat, these are the places that can fill my vegetarian urges. |
Super Sammiches (8)Who doesn't love a deeeeelicious sammy? Mmm, load 'em up! |
SURPRISE!!! I exist! (13)Places, more people should go and places that are under appreciated. Done, i've said my peace. |
Mind Expansion (10)So, here are the places that make feel like an adult. At least for a little while.... |
Where I dream....out of town! (18)Hotels that keep me warm at night. Oh yea grillz... |
Just a casual night out! (15)My low key, no fuss places to enjoy! |
Tossed Salads (10)All salads served with your choice of side. Or just an IV to properly receive dressings.... |
Fill my fridge!!! (7)The places that feed my house and my stomach. |
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2073 Useful, 1893 Funny, and 1927 Cool
Dallas, TX
Yelping SinceJune 2009
Things I Lovevacations, eating, pedicures, margaritas, pools, desserts, sleeping in, dogs, people watching
Find Me InOak Cliff
My HometownDallas, TX
When I'm Not Yelping...Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI make the best guacamole on the planet.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadBossypants
My First ConcertNew Kids on the Block
My Favourite MovieBig Lebowski
My Last Meal On EarthMy mother's brisket
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I don't care for stupid people
Most Recent DiscoveryFried Lasagna
Current CrushKaraoke!