Category:
Dive Bars
Neighbourhoods: Niagara, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods
Now, I ask you, how can you not love a bar that actually accepts Canadian Tire money?
How can you not love a bar whose staff actually got pissed off when the place received a great review in trendy Toronto Life magazine because they were afraid the…More »
Categories:
Women's Clothing,
Specialty Schools
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West
For a dude who loves to see his partner clad in a sassy, comfortable,
deliciously alternative allure, I can't imagine a better place to have
been shoppin' with my new grrlfriend on our first date.
Not only did I get to check out her taste in clothes,…More »
One of the most charming, elegant, and incredibly edibly Queen West bastions of yumminess, I would lay prostate on the pavement for one of their freshly baked butter croissants and a cup of their amazing Lavazza coffee. I would gladly be up in the…More »
Category:
Veterinarians
Neighbourhoods: Niagara, West Queen West
If you treasure your animals as much as I do, the last heartache you ever want to face is to see them treated by uncaring savages. I've been there, and for me, these guys were anything but.
Truly compassionate, truly professional, truly…More »
No, we didn't have a meal there. Nor did we stay in the hotel itself. Yes, it's very lovely and very popular and very trendy and the band we saw there was very good.
But, um. I have to tell you: ... Worst. Martinis. Ever. I mean, so weak that at…More »
Category:
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: Niagara, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods
If you don't mind your food to be uninspired and greasy, your beer of the flattest consistency, and prepared by a crotchety, shouting slavedriver and served by hired-for-eye-candy, usually only-moderately-skilled servers, this is the dive for you.
…More »
Seduction is so much more fun (and successful) when chocolate is involved. If Godiva made cakes, they would be Dufflet's. 'Nuff said.
Categories:
DVD & Video Game Rental,
Music & DVDs
Neighbourhoods: West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods
This isn't a review. It's a eulogy.
I'm heartbroken to have seen that Black Dog is closing, or has closed. It's one of my two favourite independent businesses (the other being Red Rocket Coffee on Queen) in all of Toronto that seem to have shut its…More »
Roncy Village (4)The Roncesvalles strip between Queen and Howard Park, baby. |
Tea and Eggs Over Easy (7)Groggy thoughts about breakfast joints about town. |
Winging It (3)I'm a fiend for suicide Buffalo wings, and here's my picks of the best and not-so-best in Toronto and elsewhere... |
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. (5)I dare you. I double dare you. Go ahead, make my day. |
When Only The Best Will Do (6)For those moments in life when the finest is called for, when you reach for the best in your wardrobe and seek an evening to surpass all other nights out. |
"Never postpone joy."
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Review votes:
188 Useful, 123 Funny, and 135 Cool
Toronto, ON
Yelping SinceApril 2009
Things I Lovecampfires, cats, curry, fetish events, intelligent conversation, road trips, sassy women, snakes, suicide wings, tea, trees, unprofessionalism, used bookstores
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My HometownBrooklyn, NY
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm corrupting innocents.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecause I'm an articulate smartass with an attitude. And I'm funny.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadIn The Wake of the Plague. Norman Cantor.
My First ConcertSaxon opening for Triumph in New York.
My Favourite MovieCode 46.
My Last Meal On EarthDirt.
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I'm naked under my clothes.
Most Recent Discovery Current CrushRelaxing.