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 1. Botín

Calle de Cuchilleros, 17
28005 Madrid
Spain
+34 913 663 026

Category: Spanish

Neighbourhood: Sol

5.0 star rating
  6/3/2011

Few things in life are better than crispy skinned suckling pig.  

This is supposed to be the oldest restaurant in the world and can be found behind Plaza Mayor.  It's definitely a must eat at place (along with having hot chocolate at Chocolateria San…More »

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 2. Haxnbauer im Scholastikahaus

Sparkassenstr.
80331 München
Germany
+49 89 2166540

Categories: German, Barbeque

Neighbourhood: Altstadt

5.0 star rating
  1/19/2012

Not all pork knuckles are created equal.  This is the place to go for a hunk of burning 'pork' love.

Sure, you can order a pork knuckle anywhere in Munich...but why ruin your experience and go with subpar knuckle?  Haxnbauer roasts their pork over a…More »

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 3. Au pied de cochon

536 Ave Duluth E
Montréal, QC H2L 1A9
Canada
(514) 281-1114

Category: French

4.0 star rating
  5/1/2011

Me: Hi, do you have any reservations available tonight?

Hostess: No, sorry.

Me: Do you have anything available for Saturday?

Hostess: Yes, we have 10:30 at the bar.

Me: I'll take it....is that 10:30am or 10:30pm?  

Being shutout at Garde Manger, I had to…More »

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 4. Ippudo NY

65 4th Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 388-0088

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: East Village

5.0 star rating
  2/22/2011

First Rule of Ippudo NY - Do not eat anything within five hours of going (trust me).

Second Rule of Ippudo NY - Try to keep your beverage consumption to a minimum (every time I leave, I feel like I'm 10 months pregnant)

Third Rule of Ippudo NY - If you…More »

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 5. DBGB

299 Bowery St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 933-5300

Category: Gastropubs

Neighbourhoods: East Village, NoHo

5.0 star rating
  6/5/2011

This place is every vegetarian's nightmare.  

They have 14 different sausages - just when you thought sausages only came two ways (patties or links), this place will completely blow you away.  The decor is "dressy casual" - laid back, but you want to…More »

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 6. Weisses Bräuhaus

Tal 7
80331 München
Germany
+49 89 299875

Categories: Bars, Bavarian

Neighbourhood: Altstadt

5.0 star rating
  1/16/2012

Before Weisses Brauhaus:
- The thought of beer at breakfast seemed foreign.
- The thought of boiled white sausage and pretzels at breakfast seemed unappetizing.

After Weisses Brauhaus:
- When in Munich, do as the Munichers do (drink beer at breakfast).…More »

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 7. Resto

111 E 29th St
New York, NY 10016
(212) 685-5585

Categories: American (New), French, Belgian

Neighbourhoods: Midtown East, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  1/27/2012

If I had to rank how much I love pork belly on a scale of '1' to 'pork belly', I would have to give it a 'pork belly'.

We came here on a mission - 3 of us were going to take down the entire pork belly ($45).  I ordered a Kwak and we went with the…More »

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 8. Traif

229 S 4th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(347) 844-9578

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - South Side

4.0 star rating
  4/11/2011

We had tickets at the Galapagos Art Space (Floating Kabarette) and had to pick a place for dinner....referencing TimeOut's Food & Drink Awards, my choices were:

A) Traif
B) Pies N Thighs
C) Maisson Premiere

Once I read about Traif's piggy goodness, I…More »

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 9. The Meatball Shop

84 Stanton St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 982-8895

Categories: Italian, American (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: Lower East Side

4.0 star rating
  1/5/2011

You have to love a place confident enough to only have one thing on the menu.  At the Meatball Shop, you get the menu and a black marker to check off what you want.  Going through the menu is like listening  to Bubba (from Forrest Gump) talking about…More »

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 10. Boqueria

53 W 19th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-4160

Categories: Spanish, Tapas Bars

Neighbourhood: Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  4/3/2011

Life is too boring if you're only ordering an appetizer / entree / dessert....why not sample 10 different things and not feel like someone sank your battleship.

I came here on a "couple play date" and nothing gets people closer than deciding what to…More »

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 11. Num Pang

21 E 12th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 255-3271

Categories: Cambodian, Sandwiches

Neighbourhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square

4.0 star rating
  9/18/2011

I would literally eat anything with their corn on the cob topping (chili mayo / coconut flakes / chili powder).  I'd throw it on top of my breakfast cereal, french fries, and if it were a toothpaste flavor....well you know the rest.  

I was in the…More »

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 12. Taqueria Downtown

236 Grove St
Jersey City, NJ 07302
(201) 333-3220

Categories: Mexican, Bars

4.0 star rating
  10/14/2009

This place could be The Soup Nazi of Mexican food.  If you're ordering take-out, order from the front counter.  If you're dining in, order from the left counter, pay, take a number, and your food will be brought to your table.

Pros
- The food is…More »

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 13. Tinto

114 S 20th St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 665-9150

Categories: Tapas Bars, Lounges

Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center

5.0 star rating
  3/30/2011

I'm driven to tapas/sangria like a moth to a flame....

This is my favorite place to eat in Philadelphia (which is pretty cool because I loved it before I even knew it was Jose Garces place).  A few of my favorite things are:

- Jamon Iberico (don't let…More »

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 14. ABC Kitchen

35 E 18th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 475-5829

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  5/16/2011

Michael Jackson is a liar!  ABC is not as easy as 1,2,3 or as simple as Do Re Mi.  

I saw that ABC won the James Beard for Best New Restaurant and grabbed the first reservations I could get (5:30pm - I should have been given a Senior Citizen Early…More »

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 15. Casa Mono

52 Irving Pl
New York, NY 10003
(212) 253-2773

Categories: Spanish, Tapas Bars, Basque

Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron

3.0 star rating
  10/12/2011

Is it possible that I ordered all of the wrong tapas?

Let me start off by saying that I respect Mario Batali and his food empire (he's definitely my favorite red headed chef because I despise Bobby Flay).  Casa Mono is "cozy" and I felt like I was…More »

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 16. Bar'rique - CLOSED

264 Bleecker St
New York, NY 10014
(212) 620-3111

Category: Tapas/Small Plates

Neighbourhood: West Village

4.0 star rating
  3/14/2011

meat coma [meet koh-mah] -noun. A state of prolonged unconsciousness induced by consuming too much meat.

This place is a hidden wine bar nestled between Murray's Cheese Shop and  Risotteria on Bleeker Street (look for the blue awning with no name).…More »

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 17. Fresh Salt

146 Beekman St
New York, NY 10038
(212) 962-0053

Categories: Bars, American (New)

Neighbourhood: South Street Seaport

4.0 star rating
  Update - 2/22/2011

Wow, I've now found my favorite sandwich at Fresh Salt:

- Pork with melted swiss, avocado, jalapeno relish, dijon on seeded roll

Need I say more!?  If you really want to make your mouth water, get the salt and vinegar chips....gulp.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/31/2011

    Its a very laid back place with a rustic appeal - the inside has exposed brick walls, early pictures… Read more »

 18. Amada

217-219 Chestnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 625-2450

Category: Tapas Bars

Neighbourhood: Olde City

3.0 star rating
  3/26/2011

If reincarnation exists, I want to come back as an Iberico pig....  

I've been on an Iron Chef theme the last few times I've visited Philadelphia: Morimoto, Tinto, and Vetri (he defeated Symon).  I took a few clients here and they sat us in the rock…More »

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 19. Pata Negra

345 E 12th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 228-1696

Categories: Tapas Bars, Wine Bars, Spanish

Neighbourhood: East Village

4.0 star rating
  1/7/2011

Nothing matches up as well as a night of drinking followed by tapas  / sangria.  We ordered a number of tapas, but nothing stood out more than the 3 ham tasting: Serrano, Iberico (which melts in your mouth, not in your hand), and Pata Negra.  The…More »

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 20. Zeppelin Hall Biergarten and Restaurant

88 Liberty View Dr
Jersey City, NJ 07305
(201) 721-8888

Categories: German, Bars

4.0 star rating
  6/3/2011

If you're into the following, this is the place for you:

- Huge communal outdoor / indoor tables full of deaf drunks
- At least one jerk dressed in lederhosen (never fails)
- A ton of beers on tap
- Baby carriages and younger kids eating rocks while…More »

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 21. Hill Country Barbecue Market

30 W 26th St
New York, NY 10010
(212) 255-4544

Categories: Barbeque, Southern, Music Venues

Neighbourhood: Flatiron

4.0 star rating
  10/4/2011

How do you break a fast after a weight loss competition?  

Answer: All You Can Eat BBQ Monday's at Hill Country  

After conducting the final weigh-in at a friend's apartment, our weak famished bodies walked over to Hill Country.  We camped out at the…More »

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 22. Hofbräuhaus

Platzl 9
80331 München
Germany
+49 89 290136100

Category: German

Neighbourhood: Altstadt

4.0 star rating
  1/12/2012

How to act like a tourist at Hofbrauhaus:

A) You stand around waiting at the entrance as if a hostess is going to seat you.
B) After you realize that no one is going to sit you, you walk around the entire beer garden looking for a mythical empty…More »

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 23. Le Cochon Dingue

46 Rue Champlain
Quebec, QC G1K 4H7
Canada
(418) 692-2013
4.0 star rating
  2/22/2011

I loved Panache for breakfast, but this place was my sentimental favorite during our stay in Quebec for the Winter Carnival.  I felt like a dirty pig (translation for cochon dingue) after ordering The Brunch Platter: 2 eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, home…More »

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 24. El Vez

121 S 13th St
Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 928-9800

Category: Mexican

Neighbourhood: Market East

4.0 star rating
  5/13/2011

Guacamole and chips is more addictive than coffee, nicotine, heroine, and alcohol combined.

We ordered 2 guacamole starters: their original and the "Bazooka" Limon (with goat cheese, pistachio, chile flake, & roasted tomato).  We laughed when they…More »

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 25. El Rey

2013 Chestnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 563-3330

Categories: Mexican, Tex-Mex

Neighbourhoods: Rittenhouse Square, Penn Center

3.0 star rating
  3/24/2011

I was waiting for Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino to step out from the back at any moment.  This place is located on the outskirts of Center City in a formal diner and its decor is very old school / no frills.  The walls are covered with 70's…More »

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 26. Peter Luger Steak House

178 Broadway
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-7400

Category: Steakhouses

Neighbourhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, South Williamsburg

3.0 star rating
  5/1/2011

Overrated = Yes.  

NY Institution and the "Taj Mahal" of Steakhouses = Yes (all puns intended with the cows being a holy animal / Indian reference).

I have had much better steak elsewhere, but no other name elicits such a wow factor when you say you're…More »

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 27. Hot Clay Oven

101 Maiden Ln
New York, NY 10038
(212) 269-2103

Categories: Indian, Fast Food, Caribbean

Neighbourhood: Financial District

4.0 star rating
  6/23/2011

Every time I unravel my food from here, it looks like a bank ink bomb when off in my bag.

This place is the flavorful Indian version of Chipotle - pick your vessel (wrap, bowl), meat, toppings, and dressing.  Don't be overwhelmed with the menu board,…More »

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 28. Boog's Barbeque

333 W Camden St
Baltimore, MD 21201
(410) 333-1560

Category: Barbeque

Neighbourhood: Camden Yards

3.0 star rating
  7/21/2011

As far as ballpark food, it was good, but I expected much more based on the hype.  Aside from the crab at Camden Yards, Boog's BBQ is the quintessential food choice.  I went with the pork sandwich - it was perfectly spicy, but it needed sauce since…More »

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 29. Grand Sichuan

342 Grove St
Jersey City, NJ 07302
(201) 451-1960

Category: Chinese

3.0 star rating
  6/12/2011

Maybe I'm used to Americanized Chinese food....

Maybe I enjoy that bloated / guilty feeling after I finish eating....

Maybe I don't know the contents of an eggroll....

Maybe I have no idea who General Tso is and what he is famous for....

If a place is…More »

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 30. Toloache Taqueria

83 Maiden Ln
New York, NY 10038
(212) 809-9800

Category: Mexican

Neighbourhood: Financial District

3.0 star rating
  4/29/2011

Being of Spanish origin, if any food falls out of a wrap / taco / burrito, I feel like I have failed....

I read about this place in TimeOut's lunch issue (best lunch options in different Manhattan neighborhoods).  I have my designated lunch spots and…More »

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 31. Chipotle

100 Maiden Ln
New York, NY 10005
(212) 742-2690

Categories: Fast Food, Mexican

Neighbourhood: Financial District

3.0 star rating
  4/5/2011

Sometimes it hits the spot for simple Mexican, and sometimes you wonder why did I do that?

I get that it's a chain, I just wish it made a better attempt at authenticity (adding cilantro) and not just a sour cream filled wrap.  I typically go with the…More »

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January 2009

Things I Love

pork, cheese, wine, eggs, carrot cake, pecan pie, and macarons (in that order).

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