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If i'm in the area, these are some places i like to stop and pooh in.

 1. Subway

2079 Dundas St
Vancouver, BC V5L 1J5
(604) 251-1099

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Grandview-Woodlands

1.0 star rating
  Update - 10/21/2011

Alright, convincing update time.
A new kid we hired offered to buy me a Subway sandwich for lunch, which i agreed to accept IF he travels the ten blocks west to buy it and NOT to this Subway, 60 feet from our business. He seemed confused so i…More »

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  • 1.0 star rating
    1/6/2011 First to Review

    They are tired of the homeless coming in and loading up on veggies and so they charge you for "more"… Read more »

 2. Rogers Arena

800 Griffiths Way
Vancouver, BC V6B 6G1
(604) 899-7400

Category: Stadiums & Arenas

Neighbourhood: Downtown

2.0 star rating
  12/1/2011

Wow, what an uncomfortable night of hockey watching. I guess the days of watching a game and dozing off are long gone.  No wonder my grandfather wants to die.
In the vein of large venue outings, Rogers Arena is in a very convenient location. It 's a…More »

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 3. Bicycle Sports Pacific

1361 Main St
North Vancouver, BC V7J 1C5
(604) 988-1800

Category: Bikes

2.0 star rating
  12/9/2010

I was shocked at the incompetence of the service staff. They had my Cannondale for seven weeks, due to not knowing what parts my bike would need, even though i spent a great deal of time asking about anticipated parts needed for the build. Then, when…More »

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 4. High Boat Cafe

415 Esplanade W
North Vancouver, BC V7M 1A7
(604) 904-3832

Category: Diners

2.0 star rating
  9/2/2011 First to Review

Being taken to places like this makes me want to start reviewing my friends, and by reviewing i mean, rethinking.
I hope that when you approach and enter this establishment that there is only ONE thing that makes you have to adapt your thinking, and…More »

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 5. Deerwood Garden & Landscape Supplies

825 1st Street W
North Vancouver, BC V7P 1A4
(604) 987-1221

Category: Landscaping

1.0 star rating
  9/27/2011 First to Review

My experience with this company is thus;  As i attempted to merge left politely behind some cars, rather than shoot down the inside lane and cut in front of everyone,  my option was quickly taken away by a Deerwood truck driven by two eager young…More »

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 6. Memphis Blues Barbeque House

1342 Commercial Dr
Vancouver, BC V5L 3X6
(604) 215-2599

Category: Barbeque

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

2.0 star rating
  4/13/2011

I have eaten here twice, both times because i was taken by people who swear by it. Both times i was amazed at how mediocre it was. Mostly, i was amazed that there was a place in the world where this flavour of food was popular and highly regarded. I…More »

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 7. Bc Unclaimed Property Society

555 Hastings Street W
Vancouver, BC V6B 1M1
(604) 662-3518

Neighbourhood: Downtown

1.0 star rating
  3/16/2012 First to Review

Useless tits.

They notified me that i may be entitled to an amount of monies, explained to me as between $50 and $300, involved in a court case i lost years ago to GMAC, BUT, in order to determine who is actually entitled to it i need to pay upwards…More »

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Review votes:
36 Useful, 28 Funny, and 10 Cool

Location

North Vancouver, BC

Yelping Since

December 2010

Things I Love

fix'n, booze'n, bike'n, kick'n, eat'n, drink'n, yap'n, yelp'n, hid'n, score'n, moan'n, complain'n, travel'n, apostrophe'n, fight'n, win'n, heal'n, warm'n.

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a dark room, music on, glass half empty.

My Hometown

Vancouver

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm managing fantasy pools in sports i don't know anything about.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

I wouldn't. Why should you?

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Craigslist

The Last Great Book I Read

Peter Carey - Illiwacker

My First Concert

Ozzy Osborn - free tickets but was cancelled when locals ran his bus out of town

My Favourite Movie

Barfly.

My Last Meal On Earth

KFC - cause and effect.

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

i'm not putting it on. I am this irritable.

Most Recent Discovery

I have to stop eating sugars and starches until i get my balance back!

Current Crush

Amanda Fucking Palmer