Category:
Gastropubs
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Trinity Bellwoods
Charcuterie is the new black, bitches.
Any hip restaurant that wants to be taken seriously in this town has some kind of charcuterie platter on its menu (e.g. Union, Nota Bene, Table 17). I'm bracing myself for the day McDonald's offers its own…More »
Categories:
Canadian (Traditional),
Barbeque,
Southern
Neighbourhood: Wychwood
Just when you think things couldn't get better, The Stockyards comes up with a new menu item and gives them out FREE to celebrate their 1-year anniversary today.
We were each the lucky recipients today of 6 plump rib pieces smoked then doused in a…More »
I'm lucky to have made some good friends in Toronto; even luckier to have two who live near The… Read more »
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Bickford Park
After my umpteenth visit, I think it's time to bump up BCD to 5 stars. (Cue the trumpets and confetti tossing!)
They manage to keep the quality of ingredients high yet still maintain a low price tag of $7.08 per dish. AND you get stone-pot purple rice…More »
You know an ethnic restaurant's good when it has no English on the sign. Another way to tell: it… Read more »
Category:
Caribbean
Neighbourhoods: Brockton Village, Bloordale Village, Wallace Emerson
Flip off, Mother India[1]. Peace out, Gandhi[2]. I got a new favorite roti dive in town and she's sizzling like a pepperpot. Vena's serves up outrageously delicious West-Indian-style roti, and I'm hooked. Here's why:
- The roti (flatbread) itself is…More »
Category:
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Trinity Bellwoods
Brunch is the most overrated meal ever. You want me to pay double-digits and wait in the cold for over an hour on a weekend for a couple of eggs and some bread? Hell, no.
But brunch at The Hoof Cafe is not the tired egg-crap I see at every coffee shop…More »
Categories:
Women's Clothing,
Men's Clothing
I'm shocked that Joe Fresh hasn't invaded the States yet. Their clothes are cuter than the Gap's and about half the price. And I'm not worried that they're going to disintegrate in the wash like H&M's threads.
On a recent visit I grabbed like 15…More »
Categories:
Modern European,
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Palmerston, Bickford Park
Sidecar is primarily a restaurant[1] but even Mormons will be hard pressed to ignore the liquid portion of the menu. Whoever is creating the drinks has put exquisite care into selecting the best ingredients--in the right proportions--taking the time…More »
What's that noise you hear? Oh, that was me grumbling that Gandhi Roti[1], though delicious, is too expensive for a hole-in-the-wall take-out joint that doesn't even have the decency to throw in some free chutney or pickles--or any other freebies…More »
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Leslieville
I shoulda listened to Greg C's advice and ordered an espresso. I tried a sip of his during the CMYE: East(er) End Espresso Crawl II and immediately got a bad case of coffee envy. With no trace of bitterness, the espresso was super smooth and the…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhood: St. Lawrence
My MacBook is in the shop. The surrounding air felt like a warm vat of mayo and then it rained buckets. My building shut off the water from 9-5. Today would go down as the suckiest day in history if it weren't for Hank's.
Their whitefish sandwich is…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Middle Eastern
Neighbourhoods: Corktown, Downtown Core
No, the name of this place doesn't refer to Jennifer Love Hewitt's vajazzled vajayjay. I'm not sure how it got its name but that's just one of the many questions I have about this kooky little deli/falafel shop, like:
- How can everything be so cheap…More »
Categories:
Farmers Market,
Used, Vintage & Consignment,
Local Flavour
Neighbourhood: Kensington Market
Kensington Market is not really one big open-air street market like many visitors think it is. It's a former hippie-dippy neighborhood with a bunch of eclectic shops that sell vintage threads, spices, seafood, Latino ingredients, and produce, to name…More »
Categories:
Home Decor,
Jewellery,
Cards & Stationery
Neighbourhood: Kensington Market
Whenever I'm in Kensington Market and I get an attack of the sweats, I pop into Blue Banana. The space is highly air-conditioned and nobody minds that I'm loitering/faux browsing as I let the pit stains dry.
That doesn't mean the place isn't…More »
Category:
Vietnamese
Neighbourhoods: Chinatown, Downtown Core
When your Vietnamese dry cleaner tells you that Anh Dao is the best Vietnamese restaurant in Chinatown, you go ASAP. I went there for lunch with Neil "Vietnamese Food Nazi" T. and he gave it his "White People Don't Eat Here" seal of approval.
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Category:
Vietnamese
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Chinatown, Kensington Market
I had pho here tonight and I felt like someone beat me up--I mean this in a good way. I could barely move from all the broth sloshing around in my belly, I had a mad case of soup sweats, and I just wanted to curl up and go to sleep.
This is my usual…More »
Wanna try a zippy new cuisine and eat like a pig for $15 per person? Then Khmer. Get it? "Come here." Oh, I crack myself up.[1]
Not a fan of fish sauce, coconut milk or curries? Then stay home and make room for me and my feedbag.
Ten hungry Yelpers and…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Seafood
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Bickford Park
Darnit. The secret seems to be out on this place. In past months, I was the only person there around dinnertime but yesterday, the joint was "swimming" (tee hee) with customers!
They've opened their patio which allows a few more patrons to sit and…More »
On October 7, 2009 at 7:23 p.m., we witnessed a little bit of Yelp history. Kat "Ultimate Vegetarian… Read more »
Category:
Japanese
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
Do you have a food soulmate? Someone with whom you share a deep affinity in all matters edible? And when you read each of her Yelp reviews, you blurt out, "Yes!" "So true!" "I love this girl!" even though you're at an Internet cafe and people are…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
German
Neighbourhood: Corktown
This tiny little lunch counter specializing in schnitzel is über-German; kitschy Oktoberfesty German, not disaffected Sprockets German. Five of us went for lunch today and squeezed ourselves onto the four stools while a steady stream of take-out…More »
Category:
Specialty Food
Neighbourhoods: St. Lawrence, Downtown Core
"What is like ice, but burns like fire?"
I think they got the riddle wrong in Turandot; the answer should be "Kozlik's mustard."
This was a must-stop during our Yelp tour of St. Lawrence Market. They have a bowl of pretzel sticks for you to sample…More »
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Seaton Village
Ever since Song Cook's closed shop, I've been bemoaning the lack of a good place to get Koreanized Chinese food on the Bloor strip, namely the Holy Trinity dishes of jja jang myun, jjampong, and tang soo yook http://www.flickr.com/... . If you've…More »
You know all that loose change you have jingling in your pockets?
You could spend it on some trans-fatty processed crap from the convenience store that'll make you feel a little gross after you eat it; or head over to Korea Town for fresh walnut cakes…More »
Category:
Indian
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West
I have a certain contrary nature that makes me disagree with you just cuz. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend chewing Trident? I'd be that one dissenting dentist just to screw with the figures. Yes. I'm THAT person.
I think that's why it took me so long…More »
Categories:
Pubs,
Sports Bars
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
If Hannibel Lechter had a favorite pub in Toronto, this would be it.
The Queen and Beaver is a gastropub and that means instead of greasy nachos and wings, you get lamb's tongue and ham knuckle terrine prepared by a proper chef. Frat boys looking to…More »
Category:
Lounges
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Bickford Park
Small, dimly-lit bar in Little Italy with a low douche factor and lots of North-African-inspired art. They have an extensive funky martini and cocktail menu as well as drink specials du jour:
Mondays - $5 mojitos
Tuesdays - $5 margaritas
Wednesdays - $3…More »
Category:
Parks
Neighbourhood: Trinity Bellwoods
3 words: Free. Tennis. Courts.
I love playing tennis out in the open air here with dogs running around and the occasional crazy person yelling nonsense, just to make things urban and interesting.
The courts aren't perfect (the ones in the rear have…More »
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The Plush Life (1)Establishments with real hand towels in the restrooms instead of the cheap paper kind |
Boozy in Brooklyn (3)Places where I've gotten drunk in Brooklyn. I expect this list to grow. |
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2030 Useful, 2045 Funny, and 1776 Cool
Brooklyn, NY
Yelping SinceJune 2009
Things I LoveVietnamese sandwiches, Scrabble, zebras, bad puns, really plush toilet paper, gin, fresh laundry, earnest efforts, hushed whispers, handwritten notes, incongruity, pleasant surprises, grapefruit, warm pretzels. the unobvious
Find Me InA good mood till I get hungry.
My HometownBrooklyn, NY
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm thinking of hypothetical names for my imaginary businesses and pets.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsThey help end world hunger.
The Last Great Book I ReadLolita
My First ConcertDepeche Mode
My Favourite MovieAnnie Hall, Manhattan, Chungking Express, Tampopo, Breathless
My Last Meal On EarthAn insane meal prepared by the original Iron Chefs or my mom's kimchi chigae
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I once took the SAT for a friend, just for fun
Most Recent DiscoveryRicotta-stuffed tempura squash blossoms, Back Forty