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1. Joey Eaton Centre
Toronto, ON M5G 1Z3
(647) 352-5639
Category:
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
First thing I noticed about this restaurant is how ginourmously HUGE it is. It seems that everything in it is designed to make whoever walks into it feel so tiny. FIrst there is the mammoth heavy sets of double doors which are a bit of a struggle…More »
2. Starbucks
Toronto, ON M6G 1Z4
(416) 531-9208
Categories:
Cafes,
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Seaton Village
I said to my companion as we were walking up to this Starbucks, I'm going to get the Soy Strawberries and Cream Frappuccino and I bet you anything that even though I will stress its a SOY Frappuccino they will still ask me, like they do everytime, if…More »
3. Pimp Your Profile Pic At Lomography
Toronto, ON M5V 2B7
Category:
Local Flavour
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West
I have passed by Lomography several times and I had no idea what it actually was until this event. It is conveniently located right next door to the salon where I get my nails done every week! Kinda nifty, huh?
As I have been newly crowned elite I…More »
4. Hungary Thai Bar & Eatery Restaurant
Toronto, ON M5T 2L6
(416) 595-6405
It took me a few minutes to get that the title is a play on words as they offer both Hungarian and Thai cuisine. I was looking at the menu and was like, ok, so they have a column here of Thai dishes, and then a column here of Hungarian dishes,…More »
5. Flirty Girl Fitness
I came back in today for the Pole Dance Wokshop after a few months hiatus. I had the pleasure of meeting a new instructor (I can't remember her name!) She taught an amazing class and gave me some points on nailing a trick I've been pacticing for…More »
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3/21/2011
Its not the cheapest gym, but its definitely worth the price!!
I've been several times for thier pole… Read more »
6. Camp 4
Toronto, ON M6J 1X4
(416) 546-6780
Category:
Dive Bars
Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Beaconsfield Village
I stumbled in here with Dishan W. after the elite event last night. I chose it out of nothing more than a complete drunken random selection and asked the bartender what the bar is called so I could check in.
This is a pretty cool place. Its dark…More »
7. Yelp's Tequila Takedown
Toronto, ON M6J 1R5
Category:
Local Flavour
Neighbourhoods: Ossington Strip, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village
Its funny how I am not (yet!) elite and yet I still manage to get invites to elite events. This is the 3rd elite event I have now attended and I am still reveling in its awesomeness!!
The biggest shout out of all goes to Elaine K.---Elaine you were…More »
8. Zelda's Living Well
Toronto, ON M4Y 2A6
(416) 922-2526
Category:
Canadian (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
I had the fortune of spending some time with one of my favorites, Karl R!! I suggested we head to Zelda's.
Going here is the first time I've checked out Zelda's in its new location. I used to frequent the old Church St location and always loved it…More »
9. Yelp Eye Opener at Insomnia
Now I may not be Elite, (yet!) but this is the 2nd Elite Event I've managed to get a invite to. A humongoid thank you goes to Tony F. for the invite to this one! You were my first yelp friend Tony F and I think you are awesome!
I had not ever been…More »
10. Gobo Sushi
Toronto, ON M6G 3B8
(647) 352-6688
Category:
Sushi Bars
Neighbourhoods: Christie Pits, Seaton Village
I would never have known this place exsisted if it weren't for an invte out for some eats from a fellow yelper. We searched close restaurants in the area and settled on Gobo due to its closest proximity to where we were.
Its a tiny cute place with…More »
11. Hooters
Ontario, ON M5V 1P6
(416) 977-4668
Categories:
Sports Bars,
Canadian (Traditional),
Chicken Wings
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
I came here this past wknd for the UYE, it was actually the first time I've ever been to a Hooters.
I was one of the last to arrive and had to play an interesting game of twister-tango to get into my seat. My first thought was ok so this table is…More »
12. Yelp's Royal Reception
This was my 1st ever Yelp event and I must say it was the most fun I've had in awhile. A big thank you goes to Vivek for sending me the invite!!
It was a bit surreal to suddenly see all the people I'd only know so far as photos and messages on…More »
13. Big Smoke Burger
I ended up here one night after my companion for the evening asked me 'Have you ever been to Craft Burger?' My answer was no and so the next thing I knew we were standing in front of Craft Burger, only its not called Craft Burger anymore, but it has…More »
14. Yogurt Spoon
Toronto, ON M4Y 1Z2
(416) 966-1881
Category:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core
A very yummy place to hit on a somewhat sunny afternoon!
I have never been a yogurt place like this before mainly because my dairy allergy keeps me from partaking in the frozen cream/milk desserts, but I was pleasently suprised to learn that YS offers…More »
15. Buk Chang Dong Soon Tofu
Toronto, ON M6G 1L3
(416) 537-0972
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Bickford Park
I have very mixed feelings on this place.
My companion and I walked in and were immediately stuck since there was some staff members moving furniture around and setting up a table with highchairs, and for unknown reasons they were doing this right…More »
16. Crooked Star
Toronto, ON M6J 2Z7
(416) 536-7271
Category:
Dive Bars
Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village
I came here with a few fellow yelpers when we made the discovery that the bar we had intended on heading out to was in fact closed. I'm thinking, wtf?? Why would a bar be closed on a Sunday night???
But anyway, it ended up being a blessing in…More »
17. Pour Boy Pub
Toronto, ON M6G 2W4
(647) 343-7969
Category:
Pubs
Neighbourhoods: Koreatown, Seaton Village
My drinking companion for the evening suggested we come check out Pour Boy, I'd passed by it many times and thought it looked intriguing sooooo long story short we went in sober and I left completely smashed.
Its a pub with a cozy feel and intimate…More »
18. Chipotle Mexican Grill
Toronto, ON M5B 1R7
(416) 596-8600
Category:
Mexican
Neighbourhoods: Ryerson, Downtown Core
I find Chipotle's to be very vanilla.
The burritos are simply alright, the service is simply alright, the atmosphere is simply aright.....
It grinds my gears a bit that getting guacamole on your burrito is not only an extra charge but its almost $3…More »
19. Fionn MacCools
Toronto, ON M5V
(416) 340-1917
Category:
Irish
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
WIth a name like Fionn MacCools I was expecting a sort of grungy, dark and loud pub. However, I was pleasantly surprised as FMC's is actually pretty nice looking inside with high top tables. clean bathrooms and several huge screen TV's perfect for…More »
20. The Hideout On Queen
Toronto, ON M5V 2B2
(647) 438-7664
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Bars,
Music Venues
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West
I did say I would return here, and true to my word I did exactly that!
The HIdeout is a great place to just hangout. Maybe that should be thier catchphrase? The overall feel is very casual and the staff is so smiley and sweet.
You can either grab…More »
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10/5/2011
I treked in here after the September elite event with one of my favorties, Sara K P!
Inside it was… Read more »
21. Yelp Masquerade at Bar Vespa
Yay for my first elite event as an elite!!
So I did have a mask however I opted not to wear it as I had put a lot of effort into doing my makeup for the party and I didn't want to cover it up or muck it up. Yes my vanity is an unmaned canoe,…More »
22. Gabby's
Toronto, ON M5V 1J5
(416) 979-9790
Category:
Canadian (Traditional)
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
I came in here one night for some drinks after I had already been drinking a lot somewhere else. Wow now theres a great opener.
My companion and i grabbed a table on the sidewalk front patio which was very crowded. It took awhile for a server to…More »
23. Local 4 Restaurant
Toronto, ON M4Y 1K2
(416) 915-0113
Category:
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core
For a night out with 2 of my yelper favourites ( you know who you are! ) I thought Id take them out to one of my favourites which would of course be Local 4 cause I am just that awesome!
The ambiance here is so quaint and cozy with the dim lighting…More »
24. Against the Grain
I had been wanting to check this place out and when a very dapper gentleman invited me out to ATG I just couldn't say no!
I was a little put off by its weird location. If you're walking there it feels like you're walking into an abyss of deserted…More »
25. Fire on the East Side
Toronto, ON M4Y 1L5
(416) 960-3473
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core
What do you get when one of your best yelp friends sends you tons of links of potential restaurants to check out and you decide on the one that makes the most geographical convenience to you, her and our other yelp friend who is coming out with us? …More »
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Etobicoke, ON
Yelping SinceJanuary 2011
Things I LovePole dancing, tattoos, daydreaming, Beck, Neko Case, A.C Newman, being upside down, walking with my ipod cranked.
Find Me Inverted on a pole.
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm pole dancing.
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