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 1. Smashburger

1949 E Camelback Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85016
(602) 279-0757
5.0 star rating
  5/3/2010

Went to @smashburger for a @PHXtastecasting event.

Our hosts, Kurt and Christina, were amazing. Very informative, and very helpful in guiding us through both the menu, as well as the background of the restaurant and the company.

I have never been to a…More »

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 2. Big Lots

3144 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85016
(602) 381-0010
3.0 star rating
  2/27/2011

This is my first time in a @BigLots, which is similar to a @99centsstores.

They have a nice selection of things, and the prices for many items is low.

We only bought a few things, but now that I know what they have to offer, I'll certainly be back.

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 3. Centerfold's Cabaret

2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
(602) 678-4664
3.0 star rating
  2/27/2011

Free Wi-Fi

Good looking girls, and more than Candy Store

Kind of a trashy interior, but it's very spacious.

The day we were there, they were having a baby shower for one of their employees. Say what you want about that, but I took it simply as being…More »

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 4. Streets of New York Passion

7810 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85020
(602) 944-4423

Category: Pizza

4.0 star rating
  11/1/2010

Love the @StreetsofNY lunch specials!

Two slices of cheese pizza, plus drink; or one slice, and a salad (caesar or garden), plus drink, for $5.

Went with my girlfriend, and loved the atmosphere at this location.

Their pizza is some of the best to be…More »

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 5. Rustler's Rooste

8383 S 48th St
Phoenix, AZ 85044
(602) 431-6474

Category: Steakhouses

3.0 star rating
  5/9/2010

Took mom to @rustlersrooste for Mother's Day Brunch

Probably won't go back for a buffet any time soon.

We were seated on the patio. Nice view today, neglible smog impediment. Misters, and a nice occasional breeze, kept us quite comfortable.

The buffet…More »

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 6. Arizona Federal Credit Union

12401 N Cave Creek Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85022
(602) 683-4331
1.0 star rating
  11/14/2010 First to Review

This business makes me wish I could give negative stars.

Here's the deal;
at the COB on 10-29, I had $12.52 in my account. For no discernible reason, they deducted an NSF fee from my account. Despite still being in the black.

The morning of 10-30, the…More »

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 7. Michoacanos Tires 2

9105 N Cave Creek Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85020
(602) 870-3037

3.0 star rating
  2/27/2011 First to Review

I've been going here for a couple years now, getting used tires for my truck.

I run upwards of 2300 miles a month, so tires don't last too well for me. That, combined with my often low, or lack of, income, has dictated that I only buy used tires.

They…More »

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 8. Segal's Kosher Foods

4818 N 7th Street
Phoenix, AZ 85014
(602) 285-1515
2.0 star rating
  5/10/2010

Pastrami tasted good, but had a lot of tough tissue, and was near impossible to bite through. Rye bread was low-quality.

Curly fries were tasty.

Cole slaw was yummy! Really the highlight of the meal.

Lemon bar was delicious, if a bit subdued. (I like…More »

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 9. Rosie McCaffrey's

906 E Camelback Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85014
(602) 241-1916

Categories: Pubs, Irish

4.0 star rating
  5/13/2010

I enjoy Rosie's for the food and atmosphere, but really I like it here because many of my friends are here often.

I have not had any of their entrees, but their appetizers are pretty tasty. I prefer the pretzel with cheese and mustard. The mustard is…More »

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 10. Half Moon Sports Grill

2121 E Highland Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85016
(602) 977-2700
4.0 star rating
  5/14/2010

Went to Half Moon for an @SMCPhoenix after party.

The room we were put in was nice and large, and basically private.

Our waitress, Claire, was very attentive and personable.

Good selection of beers available. I opted for the Blue Moon, because I am…More »

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 11. The Pizza Buffet

3208 E Bell Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85032
(602) 765-0058

Categories: Pizza, Buffets

3.0 star rating
  2/27/2011

I like this place because it's cheap.

The food isn't outstanding, but it's tasty enough.

We go fairly regularly because it's easy.

I'd recommend it.

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 12. Coach & Willies

412 S 3rd St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 254-5272
1.0 star rating
  5/16/2010

I went to @coachnwillies last night, as part of the @downtownphoenix spring fling pub crawl.
Coach & Willies is the reason negative ratings should be possible on @yelp.

I will never, ever return.

When we arrived, we ordered a beer, and a soda.

We also…More »

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 13. Steve's Greenhouse Grill

139 E Adams St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 252-2742
3.0 star rating
  5/16/2010

I went to Steve's as part of the @downtownphoenix spring fling pub crawl.

It has a nice atmosphere, and I love the patio.

We were only there for about 30 minutes, but in that time, I was pleased with the level of service we received, and with the chips…More »

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 14. Hanny's

40 N 1st St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 252-2285

Category: Lounges

4.0 star rating
  Update - 7/30/2010

I returned to Hanny's with the @FoodiesLikeUs Light Rail Dine Around (#PHXLRDA).

We were initially served trays of thinly-sliced prosciutto, cheese, pistachios, and cantaloupe. They also brought bruscetta, and tapenade, which was delicious.

After a…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    5/16/2010

    I went to Hanny's as part of the @downtownphoenix pub crawl.

    It's an interesting venue.

    The location… Read more »

 15. The Rose and Crown

628 E Adams St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 256-0223

Categories: Pubs, British

3.0 star rating
  5/16/2010

Went to Rose and Crown with the @downtownphoenix pub crawl.

Nice place. A bit cramped in the front door/bar area, but once you get into the back rooms, it opens up a bit.

I only had drinks, but the prices were quite reasonable.

The outside area was…More »

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 16. NYPD Pizza

1949 E Camelback Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85016
(602) 294-6969

Category: Pizza

5.0 star rating
  5/19/2010

Went to @NYPD_Pizza for the first time tonight, because I had a coupon for a free entree.

Now, let me make it clear, I was an idiot, and I didn't print the coupon, because it clearly stated you could merely show it to your server from your phone.

So I…More »

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 17. Texaco Xpress Lube

13202 N Cave Creek Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85022
(602) 867-9893

Category: Auto Repair

5.0 star rating
  5/19/2010

From the moment I called, I knew I found a place that cared.

The gentleman was very straightforward on the phone. No suggestions that there might be an extra charge for anything, no mention of any "value adds", nothing of the sort that I've…More »

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 18. IHOP

2501 N 44th St
Phoenix, AZ 85008
(602) 808-9380

Category: Diners

3.0 star rating
  5/24/2010

Daniel was a very attentive server, beyond the expectation of I have of most servers, and certainly beyond my expectation at IHOP.

The manager allowed us to get kids meal free since it was still on website, despite the promotion having already ended.

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 19. The Duce

525 S Central Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 866-3823

Categories: Restaurants, Lounges

4.0 star rating
  Update - 9/4/2010

I joined @PatrickEm and @PaulValach at @TheDucePHX for brunch this morning.

I had their cinnamon pecan french toast, but without the pecans.

It was simply amazing!

Amanda was our server, and she epitomizes what I think a server should be. Keep her…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    5/26/2010

    Great patio!

    $4 PBR, Schlitz, and Hamm's!

    Brisket sliders with grilled onions are amazing!

    Good… Read more »

 20. Gallo Blanco Cafe

401 W Clarendon Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85013
(602) 327-0880

Category: Mexican

4.0 star rating
  Update - 1/22/2011

Joined @SMUNCHPhoenix at @GalloBlanco.

For my first breakfast at Gallo, I ordered Chilaquiles Verde, and my girlfriend had the Chorizo and Eggs.

We were both very happy with our choices!

The chilaquiles was delicious, with the crispy corn tortillas…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    11/1/2010

    Went to @ClarendonHotel for the Halloween bash. Stopped in to @GalloBlanco for dinner.

    My… Read more »

 21. The Vig Uptown

6015 N 16th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
(602) 633-1187

Category: American (New)

1.0 star rating
  Update - 3/27/2012

Oh @TheVigAZ, you usually do so well, but when you fail me, it's always an epic fail. Last night, you fell flat on your face.

I ordered the Vigazz Burger, anticipating greatness.

My girlfriend and her daughter received their food, and finished their…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    2/27/2012

    Went for the $5 burger night.
    Chorizo seasoned beef on a bun is definitely a winning concept. With… Read more »

 22. District American Kitchen and Wine Bar

320 N 3rd St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 817-5400

Category: American (New)

4.0 star rating
  5/29/2010

Went to @districtkitchen today, after doing the National Day of Action Against SB1070 Phoenix March.

Having previously been an employee of the hotel, I was looking forward to being a patron of the restaurant.

It didn't disappoint. (mostly)

I enjoyed…More »

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 23. Bill Johnson's Big Apple Restaurants

3757 E. Van Buren Street
Phoenix, AZ 85008
(602) 275-2107

Categories: Barbeque, Steakhouses

5.0 star rating
  5/29/2010

I can't even tell you how much I love @BillJohnsonsAZ!

I have been going there since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and they have never disappointed me.

Pulled pork, beef brisket, and hot links, is the perfect combination, to get a taste of…More »

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 24. Postino Central

5144 N Central Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85012
(602) 274-5144

Categories: Wine Bars, Italian

2.0 star rating
  5/31/2010

I went to @PostinoCentral for lunch today. cc: @PostinoWineCafe
(How interesting that they don't even use the twitter for this location)

I won't be going back any time soon. I am required to give at least one star. The second star was because the food…More »

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 25. Yard House

21001 N Tatum Blvd
Phoenix, AZ 85050
(480) 563-9273
3.0 star rating
  6/4/2010

Went to @YardHouse tonight, after seeing Robin Hood.

Had a Chimay for the first time. Not really impressed.

Ordered the bearnaise sliders.

WTF is up with that bearnaise? Not a traditional bearnaise. Not bad, but not great.

Fries were good.

Music was a bit…More »

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 26. Chino Bandido

15414 N 19th Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85023
(602) 375-3639

Categories: Asian Fusion, Mexican

4.0 star rating
  6/10/2010

The regular location for #techlunchnorth, I was there again today.

I have been a fan of Chino Bandido for many years, and was pleased to be able to return, after moving back to AZ.

Today I ordered the jerk chicken, and carnitas.

The jerk chicken is…More »

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 27. Jack's Auto Alignment & Brakes

2902 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85016
(602) 956-7610

Category: Auto Repair

4.0 star rating
  6/10/2010

Took my truck in today. Been pulling to the right for about forever. Or at least the last couple years.

Went here based on Yelp reviews. Glad I did.

Guy went out, put my truck on the rack. About 5 minutes later came in and said the tires were gonna…More »

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 28. St Francis Restaurant

111 E Camelback Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85012
(602) 200-8111

Category: American (New)

4.0 star rating
  7/30/2010

My first visit to @StFrancisPHX was part of the @FoodiesLikeUs Light Rail Dine Around (#PHXLRDA).

There was about 20 or so in our group, including wheelchair-bound attendees.

My initial impression wasn't a great one, as I got the impression that…More »

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 29. CMYE at Notorious P.I.G.

21001 N. Tatum Blvd
Scottsdale, AZ 85254

Category: Local Flavor

4.0 star rating
  Update - 8/9/2010

Visited for the #Yelp #CMYE, courtesy of the lovely Lindsey (@YelpPhx),  and @OldWorldBrewery.

Right off the bat; one star lost for repeated sightings of bare hand contact with ready to eat food. As a chef, and someone who's been in food service for…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    8/9/2010 First to Review

    Lindsey (@YelpPhx) did a great job for her first Yelp event!

    This was my first #CMYE event, and I had… Read more »

 30. Yelp Elite Hoe Down at Rustlers Rooste

8383 S 48th St.
Phoenix, AZ 85044
(602) 431-6474

Category: Local Flavor

5.0 star rating
  9/4/2010

Lindsey (@YelpPhx) @RustlersRooste knocked it out of the park with this one. This #OYE was one I was super excited about from the moment it was announced.

I have been going to Rustlers Rooste since I was knee high to a grasshopper. (We were born the…More »

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 31. Bliss/reBAR

901 N 4th St
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 795-1792

Categories: Bars, American (New)

4.0 star rating
  Update - 3/1/2012

Went to #buzzcation @blissrebar. Enjoyed the evening immensely.

Sat down for some grub, had the pretzel bread, and the loaded mac-and-cheese.

The pretzel bread came with a honey-mustard sauce that was amazing, a cheese sauce that was fantastic, and a…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    9/4/2010

    I went to @BlissreBAR for @RadiatePHX, and I'm very glad to have done so.

    The business is actually in… Read more »

 32. The Coe House

365 N 4th Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85003

5.0 star rating
  9/4/2010

I dropped in on @CoeHouse for #FirstFriday, and to see DJ @Molo_ spinning, @BMok picking, and @iamchanelle singing.

That was easily one of the best nights I've had in the valley.

Lots of great art on the walls, lots of great music, live and spun, lots…More »

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 33. Local Breeze - CLOSED

606 N 4th Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85003
(602) 368-3613
5.0 star rating
  Update - 11/14/2010

Dropped in today for #SMUNCH with @SMUNCHPhoenix.

I think I am in love!

Had the Bananas Foster French Toast, and the Sawmill Gravy with Biscuits.

Wow.

The french toast is indescribably delicious! The bananas foster topping is simply delectable, and the…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    9/4/2010

    Dropped in to @LocalBreeze with @ClsBallerina and @PhxDowntowner, and I'm very glad I did.

    I've been… Read more »

 34. Switch Restaurant & Wine Bar

2603 N Central Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 264-2295
4.0 star rating
  Update - 9/4/2010

I went to @SwitchWineBar for the @Dine4AZ #Dine4AZTweetUp. I previously went as part of the Light Rail Pub Crawl, and was not very impressed.

I am now a fan. $3 Italian Drunken Sodas, $3 Caipirinhas, and a great spread of food.

They had a turkey…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    3/14/2009

    Went to Switch as part of the lightrail pub crawl.

    Not impressed.

    I may go back to experience it as a… Read more »

 35. Dillon's On Top of Central

8525 N Central Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85020
(602) 870-8860

Category: Barbeque

3.0 star rating
  9/5/2010

Joined @lafinguy and @littlebitofmoni for lunch today.

I was excited to try Dillon's as it is close to my house, and I love good BBQ.

I'm sad to say I was less than thrilled.

We ordered hot wings. What we got were 12 fried drumettes, and a small bowl of…More »

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 36. Salvadoreño Restaurant #3

8911 N Central Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85020
(602) 870-2955

Category: Latin American

5.0 star rating
  Update - 9/9/2010

I was invited to @SalvadorenoAZ for a special preview tasting of their Fuego #pupusa, with jalepenos and queso.

It was AMAZING!!! Muy delicioso!!

I decided I wanted more, so I ordered a fuego carne asada pupusa.

It is now the only thing I will be…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    9/6/2010

    I went back to @SalvadorenoAZ tonight, after seeing a mini pupusa picture tonight on Facebook.

    So… Read more »

 37. Chick-Fil-A

12031 N Tatum Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85028
(602) 923-0388

Category: Fast Food

4.0 star rating
  10/11/2010

Yes, I'm reviewing @ChickfilA, but with good reason.

Marissa worked the counter today, and epitomized service with a smile!

She delivered our food to the table, and even asked if we needed refills on our drinks.

She was one of the friendliest people…More »

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 38. Denny's Restaurant

2120 E Cactus Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85022
(602) 992-8187

Category: Restaurants

1.0 star rating
  10/16/2010 First to Review

Took my daughter to @DennysAllnightr for her Birthday Grand Slam.

Nobody came to the table for almost 20 mins.

Our server was Penny.

No coffee refills in the first 40 mins.

Time from placing order till delivered was close to 25 mins.

Food was same quality…More »

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 39. Julioberto's

229 East Dunlap Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85020
(602) 906-0689

Category: Mexican

4.0 star rating
  10/16/2010 First to Review

Julioberto's epitomizes cheaply priced, but well made, "fast" food.

The green chile burrito is less than $4, but it's almost as big as my forearm. And tastes AMAZING!

I go here every few weeks, and that's pretty much my standard menu order.

That, and…More »

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 40. Asia Lee Chinese Restaurant

5030 E McDowell Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
(602) 267-1800

Category: Chinese

3.0 star rating
  10/27/2010

Nothing about this place was spectacular enough to rate more than three stars. Conversely, nothing about it was sufficiently negative to reduce them to two, or even one, star.

I had garlic chicken, my girlfriend has General Tso chicken. Hers was…More »

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