Overrated in the SF/Bay Area

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Popular restaurants that I think are not worth the hype.

 1. Pizzeria Delfina

2406 California St
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 440-1189

Categories: Pizza, Italian

Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights

2.0 star rating
  10/15/2011

Hmm... maybe I'm just not into pizza as much as I thought I was. Perhaps Little Star has spoiled me. Pizzeria Delfina is just okay to me. Not buzz-worthy. And DEFINITELY not 1.5 hour wait worthy.

Proscuitto Pie = Meh. Proscuitto was way too salty…More »

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 2. Mama's

1701 Stockton St
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 362-6421

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill

2.0 star rating
  4/12/2011

Eating at Mama's is like having all your friends tell you about this super hot girl who "looks like Megan Fox but not dirty", but when you finally meet her, she ends up looking like an overexhausted Kirsten Dunst. Now Kirsten Dunst is not UGLY per…More »

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 3. Alexander's Steakhouse

10330 N Wolfe Rd
Cupertino, CA 95014
(408) 446-2222

Categories: Steakhouses, Seafood

2.0 star rating
  2/18/2010

There is something strange going on in Cupertino. 4.5 stars for Alexander's Steakhouse on Yelp?! Wow...  either the standards of the Yelp community have plummeted or my visit to Alexander's Steakhouse was a one in a thousand fluke. Did we all really…More »

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 4. La Mar Cebichería Peruana

Pier 1.5 The Embarcadero
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 397-8880

Categories: Seafood, Peruvian

Neighbourhood: Embarcadero

2.0 star rating
  2/1/2012

La Mar really is an awesome restaurant space that's well-designed and beaming with a bright, exuberant atmosphere. It's very classy, but still keeps a fun energy within its walls -- perfect for a Peruvian restaurant.

The food, however, wasn't as great…More »

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 5. Santa Ramen

1944 S El Camino Real
San Mateo, CA 94403
(650) 344-5918

Categories: Japanese, Chinese

2.0 star rating
  11/12/2011

Santa Ramen, simply, is just average when it comes to ramen. The noodles are average -- they taste cheap and not al dente. The pork broth is decent, but doesn't have a rich pork flavor that really makes ramen good. The roasted pork slices are…More »

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 6. Boboquivari's

1450 Lombard St
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 441-8880

Categories: Steakhouses, Seafood

Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

2.0 star rating
  10/13/2011

I have no idea what everyone is talking about on Yelp, but Bobo's is not that great of a steakhouse.

To be frank, Bobo's is not a bad restaurant, it's just not very good either. I'd say it's pretty average steak, especially for the high prices. You'd…More »

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 7. Spork - CLOSED

1058 Valencia St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 643-5000

Category: American (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: Mission

1.0 star rating
  5/13/2011

I went to Spork expecting great things and I had my eyes set on one dish and one dish only: the inside-out burger. It was supposed to be one of the best burgers in SF. Each bite escalating me to a new ascending plateau of euphoria. At least that's…More »

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 8. The Monk's Kettle

3141 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 865-9523

Categories: Bars, Gastropubs

Neighbourhood: Mission

2.0 star rating
  7/18/2009

Ok what the hell is the deal with Monk's Kettle? I hear all the hype from my friends and I read that their big pretzel is on some list of top 100 dishes to try in SF before you die. It's because of all this hype that I waited a (long... very long)…More »

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 9. Sushi Bistro

431 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 933-7100

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese

Neighbourhood: Inner Richmond

2.0 star rating
  2/28/2011

TASTE EXPLOSION OVERLOAD!!! ERROR. ERROR. TASTEBUDS... TOO... OVERWHELMED... CAN'T GO... ONNNNNN.

Sushi Bistro is the prime example of a sushi restaurant that's designed for people who do not like sushi. If you love this place, then chances are you're…More »

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 10. Hard Knox Cafe

2526 3rd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 648-3770

Categories: Southern, Soul Food

Neighbourhoods: Dogpatch, Potrero Hill

2.0 star rating
  8/21/2009

Okay, let me just begin with: I'm the ultimate pencil. Just because I have yellow skin doesn't mean that my blood isn't black. There's nothing more enjoyable in my belly than a big plate of mac & cheese, some cornbread, fried chicken with gravy,…More »

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 11. House of Nanking

919 Kearny St
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 421-1429

Category: Chinese

2.0 star rating
  11/24/2009

Attention to all House of Nanking newcomers: Before you go to eat here, you have to first decide what kind of Chinese food you like. Authentic or Westernized? If your idea of good Chinese food is Panda Express and egg rolls with sweet & sour sauce,…More »

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 12. Radius

1123 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 525-3676

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhood: SOMA

3.0 star rating
  11/9/2011

Radius is great in its mission statement (fresh, locally-grown ingredients), but disappointing in its execution. It's a nice atmosphere for a date or catching up with close friends, and our server, Fred, was very attentive and enthusiastic. The food,…More »

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 13. Namu - CLOSED

439 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 386-8332

Categories: Japanese, American (New), Korean

Neighbourhood: Inner Richmond

2.0 star rating
  1/20/2010

Namu is a perfect example of a restaurant that is stuck in Asian-Fusion limbo -- they can't decide exactly what type of food they want to serve, so they end up creating a menu filled with subpar and overly-priced Korean food. It's as if the chef…More »

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 14. Citizen's Band

1198 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 556-4901

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhood: SOMA

2.0 star rating
  11/9/2011

Mac & Cheese = Decent, but nothing special. It was a little dry and not very flavorful. Nice touch with the crispy onion rings on top, though.

Fried Chicken = Below average. It wasn't very crispy (probably due to the gravy) and it wasn't very moist.

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 15. Jasper's Corner Tap & Kitchen

401 Taylor St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 775-7979

Categories: American (New), Gastropubs

Neighbourhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin

2.0 star rating
  8/3/2011

*2.5 stars*

As a new kid on the block, Jasper's is a gastropub that obviously deems itself as an upscale gastropub. Prices are higher; they offer the choice of sparkling or still water; they have a 20% gratuity added for parties of 6 or more (what…More »

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 16. Tres

130 Townsend St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 227-0500

Categories: Mexican, Bars

Neighbourhood: SOMA

2.0 star rating
  11/21/2008

Stowed away in an empty street in SOMA, Tres Agaves is only worth going to if you want to get drunk. They have some of the best margaritas I've ever had -- a ton of alcohol per serving and tasty as hell. They also serve my favorite tequila: Tequila…More »

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 17. A 16

2355 Chestnut St
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 771-2216

Categories: Italian, Pizza

Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

2.0 star rating
  4/9/2009

A16 really just wasn't worth the prices. Ok granted that I'm not that big of a fan of Italian food (because I hate olives), I have had very very excellent Italian food -- just definitely not here.

Our waitress was a really cute, friendly girl who…More »

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 18. Red Crawfish

611 Larkin St
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 771-1388

Categories: Asian Fusion, Cajun/Creole

Neighbourhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin

2.0 star rating
  8/18/2011

Boiling Crab has set the bar pretty damn high for Vietnamese-owned Cajun joints. In SF, I've only found two restaurants that are similar to Boiling Crab: (1) Craw Station and (2) Red Crawfish.

Craw Station, in the Sunset, is a pretty good contender…More »

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 19. Ozumo

161 Steuart St
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 882-1333
2.0 star rating
  8/28/2009

I don't think I've ever been to a Japanese restaurant that's THIS overpriced. Now, if you're going to be an overpriced sushi restaurant, then your fish better be DAMN FRESH. So fresh that it's living in Bel-Air with Uncle Phil. Ozumo's sushi had the…More »

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 20. Thirsty Bear Brewing Company

661 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 974-0905

Categories: Breweries, Tapas Bars

Neighbourhood: SOMA

2.0 star rating
  5/7/2009

I'll make this short and simple.

Tapas = nice try, but honestly, not very good. tapas here definitely taste very cheap and mediocre, but with prices that are even higher than most premium tapas restaurants. if you want delicious tapas, there are so…More »

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 21. MoMo's

760 2nd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 227-8660

Category: American (New)

Neighbourhood: SOMA

2.0 star rating
  11/10/2008

I came to MoMo's with a buddy on a Saturday night around 6:30pm and this place was absolutely EMPTY. The only reason why we went in to try this place out was because you could see the hostess from outside and if boredom could have a face, it would be…More »

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 22. Bocadillos

710 Montgomery St
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 982-2622

Categories: Spanish, Tapas Bars, Basque

Neighbourhood: Financial District

2.0 star rating
  4/24/2009

No paella? No sangria? No dates wrapped in serrano ham? What kind of Spanish tapas restaurant is this?!?

I guess they're trying to be the "cool & unique" kids on the block and not serve the typical Spanish dishes. From the decor to the servers to…More »

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 23. Koh Samui & The Monkey

415 Brannan St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 369-0007

Category: Thai

Neighbourhood: SOMA

2.0 star rating
  10/24/2007

Honestly, this place really isn't that good. Thai food is perhaps one of the best, most flavorful cuisines in the world, and this place really doesn't do it justice. I've had better Thai food that was less than half the price. Sure the place looks…More »

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