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1. Café Bellagio
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 693-7223
Categories:
American (Traditional),
Burgers,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: The Strip
ME: I'll have the veggie omelet.
Friend: I'll have the american breakfast, eggs over easy with bacon.
ME: And coffee.
Friend: Yes. Coffee.
Old Russian Waitress: Ok. You tell me what I can do for you, how I can help you. Ok?
US: Ok.
Friend: Hungry. So…More »
2. The Buffet At Bellagio
I had a shit ton of ceviche, calamari salad, shrimp and fruit. Sure there were cakes and fried things, and fatty beefy things and shit and fat and crap and OH MY FUCKING GOD DOES THAT LADY WITH THE FAT APRON HITTING HER KNEES WITH 4 PEICES OF PIZZA,…More »
3. Surrender Nightclub
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 770-7300
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Music Venues
Neighbourhood: The Strip
I am way too fucking old for this place and DEFINITELY too old too be waiting in line for 45 minutes with a bunch of people who were born the year I graduated from high school. We could have been their parents. Jesus. Gross.
But it seemed really…More »
4. Casino Royale & Hotel
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(800) 854-7666
$3 Craps (with Hot Shots slots within survellience range so I could recieve the supervision I needed from the craps player).
$3.75 beer and a shot for craps player.
$1.25 near beer pour moi.
Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of AMERICA.
FUCK to…More »
5. Cheetah's
Wow. Is that your misshapen, fake boob that just slapped me in the back of the head, Meth Mouth Stripper Lady?
Wow. Are you in my lap now? Now, when my male companion has gone to the potty, is when you decide to land on me? When I am defenseless?
Yes,…More »
6. L'Atelier de Joël Robuchon
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 891-7358
Category:
French
Neighbourhoods: The Strip, Eastside
I ate my 40th birthday dinner here. I spent the entire meal in full swoon. The service, the food, the atmosphere and most of all - the company.
Thank you for fixing turning 40 all better.
7. Falletti Foods
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 626-4400
Categories:
Meat Shops,
Grocery,
Beer, Wine & Spirits
This weekend I visited SF to run the first annual Giant Race, half marathon version, with the friend who informed me I was capable of such distances a couple of years ago. That conversation went something like this:
Friend: Dude - I'm doing a half,…More »
8. Shoe Biz
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 861-0313
Category:
Shoe Stores
Neighbourhood: Haight-Ashbury
I had several thousand Rachel Zoe - like moments in this store.
*GASP*
WHAT???
MY LEGS ARE FOR DAYS IN THESE THINGS.
I DIE.
I BUY.
I BUY NOW - GO GET MAMA A TEN.
GO.
CHOP.
CHOP.
And I didn't even notice the Adidas-gasm upstairs.
It's like this fucking place…More »
9. BART - Bay Area Rapid Transit
In the last few years, I have come to the conclusion that I live on the West Coast and I am stationed in Seattle. I have easy access to, people to see, and things to do, in every major city destined to fall into the Pacific Ocean. I hit SF, SD, PDX,…More »
10. Safeway
Um.....there was like no, organic, bulk wall of nuts and seeds for me to buy and snack on at the beach all day. I had to buy raw almonds in the baking aisle and the total cost was somewhere in the vicinity of $12K.
There was also no, like, organic…More »
11. Number One Fifth Avenue
I am going to be 40....someday.
That day seems to be closing in on me now. Most of my oldest friends are getting there before me, and this past weekend the first of my high school era girlfriends tripped the switch. Honestly, I think it was far more…More »
12. Legoland California
Internal Monologue of the Early AM: The Misanthrope Stage.
I would so LOVE to sleep in on my fucking vacation. Really. What the hell are grandparents for if not to allow me ONE GD MORNING TO MYSELF?? Why haven't they volunteered to take the Mini to…More »
14. My Pops
Seattle, WA 98144
I was born from Steve L.'s head as was Athena from Zeus. It was really gross. I am told the process of replacing his brain in his cranium was exhaustive. Thankfully, he was able to recuperate without any ill effects and bestow upon me his unique…More »
15. San Diego International Airport
What's not to like about this airport?
How incredibly small it is for being "international"? Nah - very charming. Especially if your flight is delayed and you have to entertain a two year old for three plus hours. Circling around the tiny terminal…More »
16. Clift Hotel
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 775-4700
Categories:
Hotels,
Venues & Event Spaces
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin
Wow - that's a big fucking chair in the lobby isn't it?
Since this hotel just oozes sexy, my mind wandered to dirty, dirty places with regard to that chair the moment I walked into the lobby. The dark lighting, the night club atmosphere in the…More »
17. Scripps Green Hospital
My father is 6'4", 195 pounds of bad ass. He always has been and he always will be. He used to do things like run around Green Lake three times and then go sit at Kelly's on Queen Anne where he would smoke an entire pack of Camels and have a few…More »
18. Hotel Diva
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 885-0200
Category:
Hotels
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin
So I stayed here once, and enjoyed it. The location, the Starbucks right downstairs, the funny concierge guy that would share stories from various tabloids with me as I came and went through the lobby, etc...
The place was clearly once a much less…More »
19. Pacific Palisades Hotel - CLOSED
In my job, I am Canada's bitch. My security and happiness rides on the whims of a fickle bureaucracy, security levels, exchange rates, and passport issues. The one weapon I have against this arsenal of uncertainty and global issues over which I have…More »
20. Tequila's
Rick: "I want my check to post today."
Me: "OK - let's go to Watermark in Southcenter. Maybe I can get a mani while we are there."
Rick: "Under no circumstances are we going to the effing Rainforest Grill, right?"
Me: "Not unless you're thinking of…More »
21. BeaterVille Cafe & Service Bay Bar
Portland, OR 97217
(503) 735-4652
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Bars,
Music Venues
Neighbourhoods: North Portland, Overlook
Every time we get down to PDX to visit the in-laws we have breakfast here. I am always happy.
This last time we were a party of 12 with two small kids and 4 big 'uns. They put us in that backroom all by ourselves - nice. Had it all set up for us…More »
22. Chez Jose - CLOSED
Portland, OR 97232
(503) 280-9888
Category:
Mexican
Neighbourhoods: Northeast Portland, Sullivan's Gulch
Last weekend myself, the hub, the mini hero and my steps (2 of 'em) traveled to Portland to visit the in laws. Three of them reside in PDX and four more had flown in from Alaska to visit.
All TWELVE of us ventured out to eat on Saturday night - we…More »
23. Inn At Ship Bay
Oh dear God how I love this place. I love Orcas Island as it is, I could sleep on a bench in Moran State Park and be reasonably happy - but the Inn at Ship Bay is like floating on a cloud through Dlight heaven.
Where to start? Hmmm...
Location -…More »
24. Inn at Northrup Station
Portland, OR 97209
(503) 224-0543
Category:
Hotels
Neighbourhoods: Alphabet District, Northwest
I really dig this little boutique hotel - it's sort of off the beaten path, but on within walking distance of the Pearl, great restaurants on 23rd and, as the name might suggest, easy access to the street car. It is a very quiet location, which I…More »
25. Pelindaba Lavender
I'm a big old fan of lavender. It's great to look at in a Sideshow Bob of plant life kind of way (although the Hawthorne Tree holds the top spot here and always will), it's scent is clean and comforting and it tastes good - I love eating flowers.
So…More »
26. Lakedale Resort at Three Lakes
I love the San Juan Islands. You probably wouldn't like them. The desolation, being in the rainshadow, all that fresh air. Eww. And you would especially hate this place. What's to like?
The amazing lodge with it's rustic rooms, big fluffy beds,…More »
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