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1. Sushi On Bloor
I don't give out single stars lightly (note that before this, only 2% of my 469 reviews have been a single star), but I'd give Sushi on Bloor zero stars for their customer service if I could.
I've ordered from them on several occasions -- not because…More »
2. Grace O'Malley's
Toronto, ON M5H 3G8
(416) 596-1444
Category:
Pubs
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
In the 5 years I've been on Yelp, I've only rated 8 businesses 1 star. That's only 2.3% of my reviews. For the statisticians in the crowd, the distribution of my ratings are positively skewed. My point is that 97.7% of the time, I'm fairly satisfied…More »
3. The Guvernment
The Guvernment is Dante's Eighth Circle of Hell. Expensive drinks, overpacked, sweaty, and stuffed to the gills with college kids loaded on the substances that college kids do. (Though we can't hate on that, we were all in college once, too). Still,…More »
4. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
New York, NY 10036
USA
(877) 250-2929
Category:
Performing Arts
Neighbourhoods: Midtown West, Theater District
No. Just no. Please, no.
I actually hadn't read much of the press surrounding the show and didn't know much about it, other than it was supposed to be the most expensive Broadway production, and that the stunts tended to be accident prone. But when…More »
5. Ho-Lee-Chow
Toronto, ON M5A
(416) 465-3333
I am starting a campaign to replace the interjection "Holy Cow" with "Ho Lee Chow" -- but only for crappy things. Example: "Ho Lee Chow! Check out the muffin top on that chick!" or, "Ho Lee Chow! I can't believe he left you at the altar!" or,…More »
6. Noah's Bagels - CLOSED
They say that the definition of insanity is repeating the same action over and over again and expecting a different result. If that is true, then I am insane, because every time I go to Noah's Bagels in Capitol Hill my order comes out wrong, and yet…More »
7. Joe's No Frills
Between the crowds, chaos, and empty shelves, you'd think people were stocking up for zombie apocalypse at No Frills. Either that, or this No Frills location is a TARDIS leading to Soviet Russia. The floor was sticky, the store was generally a mess,…More »
8. Subway
Toronto, ON M5S 2E8
(416) 591-1647
Category:
Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: University of Toronto, Downtown Core
While it is obvious that one doesn't go to Subway to nosh on gourmet sandwiches, there are certain things one expects from the fast food chain experience. Stuff like consistency. Or, perhaps, not running out of stuff like... cheese or, all breads…More »
9. La Cage Aux Sports
Montréal, QC H2Y 1G6
(514) 288-1115
Categories:
Chicken Wings,
Burgers,
Sandwiches
You know a burger is bad when you take a bite and think to yourself, "Wow. I've had hospital food better than this. In fact, I've had vending machine hamburgers better than this." I'm not exaggerating.
We wanted a quick, simple pub grub meal for our…More »
10. AMC Southcenter 16
I've been to a few movies here, but after my experience last week seeing Iron Man 2, I probably won't go ever again. Some idiot family brought their toddlers (yes, more than one) to the movie, and the kids babbled the ENTIRE time, despite repeated…More »
11. Terroni - CLOSED
Toronto, ON M4V 3B9
(416) 925-4020
Swung by tonight half starved and craving pappardelle, only to find that this location is closed/moving until 2011, a change that isn't reflected on their website or anywhere else. NOT COOL. UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE, TERRONI. Grr.
12. Karma Martini Lounge & Bistro
Bad food, and THE WORST service I've ever had in Seattle. My husband, friend, and I came to Karma during happy hour on a Friday night. Although the place was busy, it wasn't super crowded. Our server (possibly the owner) was inattentive and seemed…More »
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Toronto, ON
Yelping SinceJanuary 2007
Things I Lovesynthpop and industrial music, French Bulldogs, travel, photography, Bali, shoes, Seattle, geocaching, carbs, butter, your mom
Find Me Inover my head
My HometownL.A - NYC - San Diego - Seattle
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm a mild-mannered, blue-haired MBA student.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadJonathan Safran Foer - "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close"
My First ConcertBon Jovi/Skid Row. Please contain your laughter.
My Favourite MovieLilo and Stitch, Best in Show, Eagle vs. Shark, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
My Last Meal On EarthCinc Sentits in Barcelona, or Moto in Chicago
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I like to rhyme. I like my beats funky. I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
Most Recent DiscoverySalted Caramel macarons from Rahier.
Current CrushKate Micucci