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Monica "Soon-To-Be Mrs. Monica B." D.'s Profile
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1. Casa Sanchez
One can most likely tell from the dramatic eagle-and-snake-in-the-sky mural right at Casa Sanchez's entrance that this beautifully decadent restaurant is not for the weak of heart.
The interior of Casa Sanchez reminds me of a rural old-fashioned…More »
2. Father's Office
Santa Monica, CA 90403
(310) 393-2337
So I'm on a "diet" (ahem). Upon finding out that this place served a no-substitutions, no-modifications burger (complete with two kinds of cheese! and bacon! yay!!), I almost recoiled and ordered something else more calorie-friendly and…More »
3. McCormick & Schmick's
Let me start off with a caveat emptor as far as taking in my review is concerned: I am only a M&S customer for their happy hours, so that's pretty much all I am reviewing (along with their bar, the Pilsner Room, no doubt) here! If you are looking…More »
4. Gregoire
Berkeley, CA 94709
(510) 883-1893
Category:
French
Neighbourhoods: Gourmet Ghetto, North Berkeley
Nothing like treating a bunch of hardworking young undergrads to some fabulous sandwiches and side dishes. To hear the oohs and aahs of gratitude from some of my favorite younger folk was all the satisfaction I needed to put a permanent smile on my…More »
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7/21/2008
Ah, Gourmet Ghetto... you've managed to impress me and simultaneously deflate me once again. I… Read more »
5. Frjtz
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 863-8272
Categories:
Creperies,
Sandwiches,
Belgian
Neighbourhood: Mission
Let's be honest... there can't be a single fast food connoisseur on the planet that won't absolutely ADORE the "high-end" concept of Belgian fries (POMMES FRITES!) and insanely creative dipping sauces. Throw my fat ass into that category, because…More »
6. Holy Yelpers Elite Bash at Cherch Lounge
Honestly, I think I might be evolving to a new plane of preference existence at this point in my life. Remember when you were a little kid and you could take down regular Cokes and candy bars like nobody's business -- and then you got older and…More »
7. Burger Bar
I honestly can't say that I have any complaints re: Burger Bar, which we've been dying to try for quite some time. Awesome food, great service, and generally a wonderful time was had by all. We walked out with huge smiles on our faces and nicely…More »
8. Bouchon
Nearly 500 Yelpers in and I highly doubt I'll have anything uniquely funny, interesting, compelling, or innovative to say about Bouchon, but I must say that my girlfriends and I had the most incredible experience here, food, service, and ambience…More »
9. Burma Superstar
Oakland, CA 94609
(510) 652-2900
Category:
Burmese
Neighbourhoods: Temescal, North Oakland
A group of 8 of my friends and I waltzed into here one night and were seated immediately and taken care of with drink orders and menus right away -- definitely a plus in my book. The restaurant was filled, yet they were able to accommodate our large…More »
10. La Note
Berkeley, CA 94704
(510) 843-1535
Categories:
French,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: UC Campus Area, Downtown Berkeley
What could I possibly have to add to 650+ Yelpers' inputs? Basically I'm writing this review to show off my amazing La Note experience.
Waltzed in at an easy 12:30pm on a weekday. I think this is the secret to not only getting seated right away but…More »
11. Yelp Elite Return of the 'Stache Bash at Matador Cantina
Thank you thank you THANK YOU Hazel for another successful, drunky, yummy, hilarious Elite bash!
I kept wondering where Matador Cantina was until I saw its bright neon sign on Harbor... Ah! The establishment formerly known as the Rockin' Taco! As…More »
12. Haven Gastropub
To be perfectly honest with the Yelp community I have been holding off on my 200th review. Blame it partially on indecisiveness, partially on a busy schedule -- but primarily on a pseudo-existential reexamination of my Yelping philosophies. In…More »
13. 25 Degrees
I don't think review #309 is going to matter much... but #206 for lil old me is gonna be awesome. My bestie and I decided to hop skip and jump up to Hollywood Boulevard before taking in a little Franz Ferdinand at the Palladium down the way. We'd…More »
14. Bistro Liaison
Berkeley, CA 94709
(510) 849-2155
Categories:
French,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Gourmet Ghetto
I would like to state for the record that not only was our food delicious, but everyone else we encountered -- the hostess, the manager, OTHER servers, and the gracious Chef Todd himself -- was very kind, highly attentive, appreciative, apologetic,…More »
15. Trabuco Oaks Steak House
There's something about a backwoods tie-adorned Nixon-endorsed good ol' fashioned steak house that draws one's positive attention constantly to its doorstep. The first time I had the good fortune of coming to "The Oaks" as Proverbial Boy calls it, I…More »
16. Father's Office
Have you ever been to a party with your crew, where the music's pretty dope and the 'beer flows like wine' (TM dumb&dumber), and out of the corner of your eye you spot 'that person?' Oh, you know who I'm talkin' about. The one that no matter where…More »
17. AnQi Gourmet Bistro
***HAPPY HOUR REVIEW ONLY!!!***
After hearing of AnQi's much-reputed 'red hour' (the bougie Asian Fusion terminology that translates to 'happy hour' for the proles), and finally getting paid, the We Don't Hate Fun Club -- the bestie, Alejandro,…More »
18. Yelp Noir Elite event at Proof Bar
I MISS YOU ELITE YELPERS SO FREAKING MUCH!!! It's been so long since an Elite event for me... work, life, and a sprained ankle totally ruined the last few, so of COURSE I jumped on the chance to return to form. And at the awesomeness that is Proof…More »
19. Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV 89169
(702) 693-5000
Categories:
Hotels,
Casinos,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Eastside
I'm completely ambivalent when it comes to this place, and now that I have actually stayed here, it's still confounding as to what to say. My boys and I were here for the Fetish and Fantasy Ball, which was an incredible experience in and of itself,…More »
20. Blue Palms Brewhouse
Los Angeles, CA 90028
(323) 464-2337
Category:
Gastropubs
Neighbourhood: Hollywood
Upon first glance I was a little intimidated; after hearing such greatness about this place, I wasn't sure if I was ready at all to tackle it alone. But Eli the bartender + a few snap happy regulars + fun NFL fans = a fun Sunday afternoon. Noshed…More »
21. Yelp OC is Dreaming of a Black & White Christmas Open Party
I'm writing this from the comfort of my own bedroom right now... had to call in sick to work. Thanks Yelp OC!
Although it suuuper hurts to laugh right now, I can't help but giggle at Dan H.'s food line/booze line comparison. No doubt that…More »
22. Best Western Victorian Inn
AWWW MAN we didn't get a chance to try out the fireplace in our room! Yes, you heard me -- there's a freaking FIREPLACE in the rooms! And they legitimately work! At least that's the rumor. DAMN!!!
Comfy, clean, easy in and out. Spacious room,…More »
23. The Fish Hopper
After spending a childhood-reminiscent FOUR HOURS at the Aquarium, the bestie and I decided a nice lil snacker would do. Thankfully the Fish Hopper did just that -- and then some!
We snagged a table at the bar and were approached immediately. A…More »
24. Yelp OC's Big Fat Hawaiian Wedding Elite at Don the Beachcomber
What can I basically say that hasn't already been said? Don the Beachcomber is a LOVELY venue, and the food and drinks were free flowing for all. Thank you again Hazel (and Mike and Christina et al) for putting on such an AWESOME event!!!
Because…More »
25. Hotel Shattuck Plaza
I will never stay anywhere else in Berkeley for as long as I keep coming up to visit. Never. The Shattuck Hotel is my home away from home.
Everything makes you feel so luxurious and spoiled. This time around I stayed in a business suite, so it was…More »
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3/16/2011
OMG Hotel Shattuck, you're all growns up!
Checked in somewhat late, all tore up and tired from a long… Read more »
26. Yelp Goes Green Elite Event at The OC Mart Mix
Without a doubt one of the best Elite events EVERRRRR. Thanks so much Hazel, Katie, Christina and Tiffany!
My eternal +1 David D. and I strolled in late, which was unfortunate because this event was so unbelievably awesome. It was significantly less…More »
27. 900 Grayson
Berkeley, CA 94701
(510) 704-9900
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
American (New),
Burgers
Upon arriving at what we *thought* would be a genius in-between time, we ultimately discovered that the kitchen was shut down from 1030am to 1130am and that the menu would switch to lunch... hmm. Medium, very medium.
However, everyone was so kind and…More »
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4/24/2010
900 Grayson is a Berkeley foodie's wet dream come true: small homely environment, service with… Read more »
28. Yelp OC's Unbirthday Party Elite Event at Lucky Strike Lanes
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard and enjoyed such a short span of time at ANY Yelp event, official or otherwise -- thank you SO MUCH Hazel and co. for yet another fabulous, hilarious, scrump-diddly-umptious Elite Event!!!
Hence, my top ten list…More »
29. Mastro's Ocean Club
With my little brother* Baby Brian's super special graduation from my alma mater HAD to come a super special graduation meal/gift from yours truly. (Note: we aren't related by blood; I'm the youngest in my family. We've just come to be so close…More »
Recently updated lists from Monica D.
you. MUST. TRY. this. (31)A comprehensive list of perennial favorites, a.k.a. places I can pretty much eat anywhere, at any time, and often. |
FOOD TRUCK OBSESSION!!! (15)Great for my life experience and blossoming taste buds. Bad for my wallet and waistline. Combining my love for food with my love for driving around = the newest trend in culinary delights, gourmet food trucks!!! |
I need my fix. MAN. (15)When the blood in my alcohol level is getting a bit too high for my taste, I frequent these lovely establishments. |
All Thanks to YELP! (30)For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, whether skinnier or fatter... I pledge allegiance, for better or worse, thanks to these finds. |
Are You There, Dive Bar? (22)It's Me, Monica. |
I'd like some Mexican in me! (24)Despite being the punchline to one of the world's oldest classless pickup lines, it's true. Maybe it's the fact that I grew up in Southern California, or that the family used to own a Mexican restaurant, or that I have a number of close Mexican amigos -- however you look at it, I think I'm part Mexican, and here's why. |
uh -- NOOOPE! (17)I'm a pretty open-minded person, but not when it comes to these places! WTF? |
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Orange County, CA
Yelping SinceSeptember 2007
Things I Lovethe Bay Area, all Asian cuisines, math, driving in my car, Anthony Bourdain, dancing, chronic relaxation, IPAs, my friends and family, Red Sox, golf, tall goofy white guys, music that moves me, Family Guy, Spain, vodka drinks, happy hours with food, laughing a whole lot and loudly, dive bars, Vegas
My HometownOrange County, CA
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm teaching little 'angels' how to add subtract multiply & divide
Why You Should Read My Reviewsso you can live vicariously through my long-windedness and nicknames
The Last Great Book I ReadA Song of Ice and Fire series... starting with Game of Thrones
My Last Meal On EarthMom's dinuguan, extra spicy and extra vinegary
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I gave in to Twitter: @foodie_mond0ggy
Most Recent Discovery Current Crushmy knight in shining football armor :)))