Categories:
Skin Care,
Hair Removal
Neighbourhood: Financial District
When you see some alien-faced Real Housewife on TV, it's hard not to be amused by her useless ruse. BABY. You don't look young. You look like you're made of Play-Doh. It's SO funny! Until you realize that frozen face is the same age as your own.…More »
Categories:
Day Spas,
Skin Care,
Hair Removal
Neighbourhood: Financial District
I waited a few days before writing this, so I could be clear-headed about my experience. When I'm frustrated nearly to tears and have just driven all the way across town with numbed legs, it's hard to write eloquently.
Yes, this story involves a…More »
Category:
Skin Care
Neighbourhoods: Lower Pac Heights, Pacific Heights
Everyone who works at Kiehl's wears little white lab coats... and yet none of them has tried to jam a leather strap in my mouth and hook me up to anything. Mystifying. The staff here is actually super helpful and pleasant, and this location is my…More »
Whenever a new business is about to open in downtown Bernal, the locals get restless.
We case the place constantly as it's being remodeled, peeking into the papered-over windows and trying to guess what will go in. We marvel at the possibilities…More »
Category:
Skin Care
Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
Julie is great. I acually schlep my lazy butt clear across town to see her. Not only is she fantastic with my unruly brows and blonde eyelashes (if you're fair, you should definitely dye them! you'll get hooked!), she's just a joy to be around.…More »
Pilates is not cheap. But it does rule. And it's really lovely to get it done in a clean, well-run studio full of informed, warm instructors. This place has cadillacs (which I was shocked to find out are not luxury cars), reformers (which aren't…More »
Sorry! (8)Opinionated, yes. Ready to admit I'm wrong? Publicly? Oh goddamn it... OK! |
My Big But (18)These places have some good qualities, BUT... they're not perfect. In Yelpese, you may translate to "meh." |
Barca Lone Ranger (5)Well, the Mr. was there, too. And I'm not really a ranger. |
I Will Be Buried in a Piano Case (21)Here are places my heirs will hold responsible. |
I Like Parking. Lots. (13)YOU take the bus. I fulfilled my Muni quota in 1996. These SF bizniziz have parking lots for their customers, so they get an extra star! |
Useless and Uncool (17)But sometimes funny. Hmm... these reviews are kinda like me. |
Smokers Are Jokers! (6)Rod and Todd said it best. But if you like tabacky with your firewater, you'll love these places. |
Vegetarians Don't Hate Food! (18)My kudos and uh-ohs on restaurants' veggie options. |
I'm Dying! (8)I mean, dieting. Feels kinda the same. Nutritional info from these restaurants is helping me get through it. Sorta. |
Git Yer Townie On (27)You want to know the old school SF spots? OK, but I'm warning you: natives are overrated. |
"I went to brush something off my cheek. And it was the floor."
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Review votes:
2631 Useful, 3181 Funny, and 2473 Cool
San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceMay 2005
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My HometownSan Francisco
My Second Favourite Website My First ConcertTom Petty at the Cow Palace