Oh snap! I have to entertain a 5 year old!

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I do not have any children but I have 3 adorable nieces and 1 cutie-patootie nephew. Entertaining a child in Chicago is not as easy as you think but here are some ideas:

 1. Uncle Fun

1338 W Belmont Ave
Chicago, IL 60657
(773) 477-8223

Categories: Toy Stores, Art Galleries

Neighbourhood: Lakeview

5.0 star rating
  12/3/2008

First, Pee Wee Herman would love this store. Love it.

Second, I'm adding this to the list of ways to entertain my nieces and nephew when they come to visit me.

Third, I love that the employees don't hate life. They were genuinely in a good mood and…More »

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 2. John G Shedd Aquarium

1200 S Lake Shore Dr
Chicago, IL 60605
(312) 939-2438

Category: Aquariums

Neighbourhood: Near Southside

4.0 star rating
  6/18/2008

This place is always crowded. I swear, they just pack as many people in here as possible!

Get here right when the doors open or pay the consequences later by waiting in line outside. And bring your patience! You will most likely have to wait for the…More »

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 3. Montrose Harbor Beach

601 W Montrose Ave
Chicago, IL 60613

Categories: Pets, Beaches, Parks

Neighbourhood: Uptown

4.0 star rating
  8/6/2008

I didn't see any diapers in the sand or gross amounts of trash. Then again I wasn't examining the sand that closely. It's a public beach. It's free. I did, however, notice that the sand is a bit rough and not as fine as the sand at North Avenue…More »

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 4. Chicago's Free Trolley System

Chicago, IL 60686
(312) 836-7000
5.0 star rating
  6/18/2008

While waiting to leave the museum campus we were waiting for the 146 bus, but then decided to move to the free trolley line. Within 10 minutes a full trolley showed up......but luckily everyone got off to go to the Field Museum. We got a seat and a…More »

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 5. Shoreline Sightseeing

600 E Grand Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
(312) 222-9328

Category: Boat Charters

Neighbourhood: Near North Side

4.0 star rating
  6/17/2008

This review is for the water taxi.

While it's hard to find the information on its website, the water taxi leaves about every 20 minutes from Union Station to Navy Pier.

We opted to take the water taxi instead of 2 buses because it was relaxing, much…More »

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 6. Build-A-Bear Workshop

700 E Grand Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
(312) 832-0114

Category: Toy Stores

Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, River East

4.0 star rating
  9/30/2008

Oh the things I do for my niece. If she only knew that I braved Navy Pier. On a Saturday.

For my niece's birthday I decided to get her a Build-a-Bear gift card. I've never been there but I know the concept involves stuffing a bear, buying it an…More »

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 7. Chicago Children's Museum

700 E Grand Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
(312) 527-1000

Category: Museums

Neighbourhood: Near North Side

3.0 star rating
  6/17/2008

I'm glad I checked out a Children's Museum pass at the library rather than paying admission. This gets up to four people in. Once inside you can make a donation.

The first two hands-on exhibits that we touched were broken. Not a good start. However,…More »

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 8. Lincoln Park Zoo

2200 N Cannon Dr
Chicago, IL 60614
(312) 742-2000

Categories: Zoos, Event Planning & Services

Neighbourhood: Lincoln Park

2.0 star rating
  6/18/2008

Let me start this review by saying I despise zoos. And whenever I visit Lincoln Park Zoo, I despise zoos even more.

The animals don't look good. And they look sad. I feel sorry for them.

I would say that they should charge admission that should go…More »

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 9. The Berghoff Restaurant

17 W Adams St
Chicago, IL 60603
(312) 427-3170

Categories: Bars, German

Neighbourhood: The Loop

3.0 star rating
  8/3/2008

My goal was to find a sit-down restaurant that is on the way from Union Station to Millennium Park that has a children's menu. I initially walked into Exchequer but it was so dark and dingy that I could not bring myself to take my 5-year-old nephew…More »

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 10. Rainforest Cafe

605 N Clark St
Chicago, IL 60610
(312) 787-1501

Category: American (Traditional)

Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, River North

2.0 star rating
  6/18/2008

Oh no she didn't....

Oh yes I did!

I went to Rainforest Caf. But I did it for my 5 year old niece.

+Scary mechanical animals help pass the time while waiting for food. We sat by the apes. We took pictures by the elephants.
+Other interesting decor like…More »

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 11. Montrose Dog Beach

Wilson Avenue & Simonds Rd
Chicago, IL 60640

Categories: Pets, Dog Parks, Beaches

Neighbourhood: Uptown

5.0 star rating
  6/19/2008

This review is coming from a person who does not own a dog.

Without cable, we have been having to get creative when it comes to entertaining ourselves. Sad, I know. But, we figure that we should be outside anyway so we decided to venture to Montrose…More »

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 12. Chicago Cultural Center

78 E Washington St
Chicago, IL 60602
(312) 744-6630

Categories: Performing Arts, Museums

Neighbourhood: The Loop

4.0 star rating
  5/5/2008

Ahhh, one of the free cultural gems of the City. The exhibits are generally pretty interesting. I wouldn't say everything in the exhibits is inspiring but there are definitely stand-out pieces. I recommend checking them out on your lunch break and…More »

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 13. Sweet Honeybee Bakery - CLOSED

1918 W Montrose Ave
Chicago, IL 60613
(773) 275-0697

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts

Neighbourhood: North Center

5.0 star rating
  4/12/2008

Update 5/12/08

Everything here is good. Red velvet cupcakes are delicious and have the best frosting. I even liked the carrot cake cupcake (very moist) and I don't even like carrot cake.

Rock on, Sweet Honeybee!
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 14. Midway Plaisance Ice Rink

1130 Midway Plaisance N
Chicago, IL 60637
(312) 745-2470

Categories: Skating Rinks, Parks

Neighbourhood: Hyde Park

4.0 star rating
  Update - 1/24/2009

I've done Habitat for Humanity a couple times, packed food at the Greater Chicago Food Depository, worked at a soup kitchen, and painted walls at schools.

My favorite type of volunteering? Hands down it is interacting with underprivileged youth,…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/13/2008

    Went here over the holiday break with some teenagers for a "field trip". It was not crowded and the… Read more »


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