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An old friend and I went to NYC for me to see my family and give her (on her first trip to NYC) a guided tour of the city as only a native really can. We invented the 5K 1-Mile as a way to consume as many calories as possible while exhibiting a general bit of exercise. It ended up being a little less than two miles with all of our twists and turns between our start at the Doughnut Plant and finish at Crif Dogs. For purposes of caloric intake, we included the final stop at Grand Central's Magnolia, but didn't include the distance. Here are some of the highlights...

 1. Doughnut Plant

379 Grand St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 505-3700

Categories: Donuts, Coffee & Tea, Bakeries

Neighbourhood: Lower East Side

5.0 star rating
  1/5/2012

In my heart of hearts, there will never be a donut that can compare to the coconut cream masterpiece that I sampled here...at this mecca to fried dough.

My friend and I decided to do a 5k Mile.  How the hell does that even make sense?  It was my trip…More »

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 2. BabyCakes NYC

248 Broome St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 677-5047

Categories: Bakeries, Vegan, Gluten-Free

Neighbourhood: Lower East Side

5.0 star rating
  1/5/2012

I'm not a vegan.  Nor do I suffer from any need to remove gluten from my diet.  I do know my way around the city, and am fully capable of finding items that contain everything you might possibly put into a baked concoction.  I'm also a bit qualified…More »

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 3. Russ & Daughters

179 E Houston St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 475-4880

Categories: Seafood Markets, Ethnic Food

Neighbourhood: Lower East Side

4.0 star rating
  4/12/2011

Just the smell of this place when i walked in the door had me grinning. What an awesome selection of smoked salmon. Pastrami-cured? Awesome with some cream cheese on an everything bagel.

Counter service was fast and friendly. Pricing was what it was…More »

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 4. Katz's Delicatessen

205 E Houston St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 254-2246

Categories: Delis, Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Lower East Side

4.0 star rating
  1/5/2012

I have a love/hate relationship with this place.

When I'm in the mood to spend a lot of money on a gigantic, tasty, savory pastrami sandwich that I won't finish in one sitting despite making every possible attempt to while leaving no little speck of…More »

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 5. Crif Dogs

113 St. Marks Pl
New York, NY 10009
(212) 614-2728

Category: Hot Dogs

Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City

5.0 star rating
  4/12/2011

I'm a just as much a fan of dirty water dogs as the next guy (or gal) but there's something to be desired about creating these animals of flavor that transcend kraut and relish.

For example, my chosen dog, the Morning Jersey, features the dog,…More »

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 6. Magnolia Bakery

107 E 42nd St
New York, NY 10017
(212) 682-3588

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: Midtown East, Murray Hill

5.0 star rating
  4/12/2011

It's hard to rate this lower than the main store on 6th. While GC isn't everyone's most convenient stop, I do recommend coming through here as they tend to run out of items much later than the main store. Specifically, we found lemon-coconut cupcakes…More »

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