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Some of the weirder or more random things I have reviewed.

 1. Canadian Blood Services

67 College St
Toronto, ON M5G 0A3
Canada
(888) 236-6283

Category: Medical Clinics

Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Downtown Core

5.0 star rating
  10/21/2011 First to Review

My friend Megan organized a group donation at the College street blood clinic the other night. This location is one of their permanent clinics and one of the swankiest. You get to make your donation on cozy leather recliners and their multiplicity of…More »

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 2. Guutweetup

559 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1Y6
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

5.0 star rating
  2/3/2012

I had a lot of fun at this Tweetup organized by yelper Ken S at the most venerated of izakayas, Guu Sakabar. It was a real who's who of food focussed Torontonians there, all tweeting, snapping pics, noshing, and getting soused effectively.

We were in…More »

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 3. Cool Hand Toque Tweetgasm

1214 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1J6
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: West Queen West, Beaconsfield Village

5.0 star rating
  1/24/2012

Tweetgasm! Lots of fun to see yelpers and tweeple (yes, these are words) boozing together in the Gladstone's amazing Melody Bar. I saw some pretty rad toques last night but I must shout out the following:

Lauren O - monkey toques are always cute
Nicole…More »

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 4. Park'N Fly

5815 Airport Rd
Mississauga, ON L4V 1C8
Canada
(905) 677-9143
4.0 star rating
  11/27/2011

Heading to the airport at the ungodly hour of 4am is never a treat, but being able to quickly park our vehicle and be shuttled to Pearson airport was an easy and relatively painless experience.

Park'N Fly offers self-park and valet options in three…More »

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 5. Church of Scientology

696 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2A7
Canada
(416) 925-2145

Category: Religious Organizations

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  11/8/2011

What's not to like? It was around the time when I realized that every facet in my life was being lived wrongly that I decided to stop in for a stress test. Obviously strong forces were holding me back from my true potential; myself, my landlord,…More »

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 6. Skydive Toronto

3065 4th Line
Cookstown, ON L0L 1L0
Canada
(705) 458-9339

Category: Skydiving

4.0 star rating
  8/3/2010 First to Review

Having only jumped out of a plane once, it's hard to properly assess the services of Skydive Toronto as compared with other options. So here's what I liked and didn't like about it.  

My friends and I did tandem jumps, and I was so glad that the…More »

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 7. Toronto's Squirrels

Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6P 3K7
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: High Park

4.0 star rating
  11/28/2011

The squirrel most common to Toronto is the Eastern Grey Squirrel. It's a brownish grey creature that also comes in black. They have a long bushy tail that aids in balance, small upturned ears, and big black eyes. They are 20% less cute than…More »

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 8. Michael Lee-Chin Crystal

100 Queen's Park
Toronto, ON M5C 2C6
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, University of Toronto, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  11/1/2011

Years have passed since "the crystal" first descended upon our fair city and I can now say that, yeah, I'm a fan.

Practical it is not, and it deserves a fair bit of criticism for that. Shards of ice often slide its precarious angles in the winter, so…More »

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 9. Holy Rosary Church

287 Plains Road E
Burlington, ON L7T 2C7
Canada
(905) 634-7441

Category: Churches

4.0 star rating
  6/23/2011 First to Review

If you aren't acquainted with my personal views on Catholic wedding ceremonies, seek out the 'Z' key on your keyboard and hold it down for three Mississippis. Maybe even four.

That said, I watched two of my best friends get married at this church…More »

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 10. Toronto Public Labyrinth

1 Trinity Square Park
Toronto, ON M5B 2H1
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  11/9/2010

Easily in my list of top five labyrinths. It's definitely more of a late-afternoon or mid-evening labyrinth; I wouldn't bother heading there too early in the day. It's similar to an after-work labyrinth to help you unwind and decompress. For those…More »

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 11. Toronto Pearson International Airport

3111 Convair Dr
Mississauga, ON L5P 1B2
Canada
(866) 207-1690

Category: Airports

3.0 star rating
  10/16/2010

How could one possibly review an airport as incomprehensibly unpredictable and variable such as this? YYZ is like that ex-girlfriend you had in University. The one that was crazy hot but WAY psycho. That is to say: Pearson is pretty, but man it can…More »

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 12. Uniform Measure / STACK

Spadina Ave and Richmond St
Toronto, ON
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  1/10/2011

Situated on the northwest corner of Spadina and Richmond stands this bronze and concrete installation by Montreal artist Stephen Cruise. Equal parts Fisher Price rock-a-stack and giant bronze thimble, I believe the work is commentary on the garment…More »

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 13. Yonge-Dundas Square

40 Dundas St W
Toronto, ON M5G 2C2
Canada
(416) 979-9960

Categories: Local Flavour, Landmarks & Historical Buildings

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  1/12/2011

My old man drives by Yonge-Dundas Square every time he's in Toronto. For him, it's not just the flashing lights and crowds, it's the fact that this intersection represents Toronto's psychological centre. Like Times Square in New York or Market Street…More »

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 14. CP24

299 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V 2Z5
Canada

Category: Television Stations

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Queen Street West, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  6/26/2011

The name escapes me at present, but have you you ever watched that twenty-four hour cable news station from Atlanta? It's got that Wolfman dude, and that silver-haired Ken doll closet-case, and that room with the situation in it? I think it begins…More »

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 15. Scotiabank Nuit Blanche

Various Locations
Toronto, ON
Canada

Category: Festivals

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  Update - 10/5/2011

Nuit Blanche has become too popular.

Before you brand me an anti-populist hipster, hear me out. In the years since Nuit Blanche first hit Toronto, our fair citizens (and the organizers) have forgotten that it is actually an exhibition of modern art.…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    10/4/2010

    OK, so in fairness I didn't exactly leave my house to enjoy the festivities of Nuit Blanche, but… Read more »

 16. Medieval Times Toronto

10 Dufferin St
Toronto, ON M6K 3C3
Canada
(888) 935-6878
2.0 star rating
  9/29/2009

A more-or-less eyerolling spectacle replete with "authentic" cuisine and Ren-faire dialogue from your servers. The food is put together as though by dimwitted serfs: a half-chicken, a single beef rib, a half-potato, and what I was sure was Campbell's…More »

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 17. Toronto Institute of Bartending

487 Adelaide Street W
Toronto, ON M5V 1T4
Canada
(416) 862-7272

Category: Education

5.0 star rating
  3/30/2012 First to Review

My obsession with cocktails has reached a juniper-soaked fever pitch. Just the other day I scraped together unused egg whites from breakfast to fashion an early afternoon bourbon flip. Totally unnecessary. So too are the infused simple syrups I make…More »

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 18. Vivek S

1 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M4W 1A3
Canada
(555) 555-5555

Categories: Private Investigation, Local Flavour, Life Coach

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  5/14/2012

While I'm all for lovefests (not at all, really) I think I need to take this "Vivek S" down a peg. As good as it gets? Clearly you've never seen Vivek eat pizza off the floor of an Italian cafe or faint in a crowded movie theatre lobby[1]. He also…More »

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