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1. Chick-fil-A
The fries were good. The service was nice. Other than that it felt like I was having Mikky D's.
I went with the chargrilled chicken sandwich, BF had the spicy chicken.
Normally when I think chargrilled I think a nice juicy chicken breast with black…More »
2. Armand's Pizzeria
This is a message I received today from a very angry elf. He must be from the South Pole ;)
From Peter C:
"Your review on Armands Pizzeria couldn't be farther from the truth. They have great pizza and you have no idea what good pizza is if its the…More »
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7/24/2011
Just moved to the neighborhood and decided to look for a good spot to make myself a regular.
The… Read more »
3. Fiesta Mexicana Restaurants
Chicago, IL 60614
(773) 348-4144
Category:
Mexican
Neighbourhoods: Lincoln Park, DePaul
Two words: NEVER AGAIN.
Was in the neighborhood and got hungry for mexican food. Saw Fiesta Mexicana and Qdoba. Should of went to Qudoba :/
First negative: my MENU was filthy! It had some sticky old sauce all over it.
Ordered a chicken burrito w no…More »
4. Hello Sushi Bar and Thai Cuisine
Not gonna lie and write "i really want to love this place" because why would i wanna love them if i don't think their stuff is good? Plenty other options in the neighborhood...
Anyway, tried their food twice, first time had sushi, got 3 small ass…More »
5. Centro Chicago - CLOSED
Chicago, IL 60613
(773) 868-6900
Categories:
Sports Bars,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Lakeview
Heard about this brand new neighborhood sports bar&grill on WGN and some other channel and decided to check it out.
Went there on a Saturday night. Valet parking? I thought I was going to a neighborhood bar&grill, no? Oh, wait, "are you on a guest…More »
6. Kickstand Espresso Bar
Not sure what the hype is about, oh wait, it's hipsterland.
The barista behind the counter didn't even say hi or anything. Just stood there like a statue. I had to say hi first. Not cool. My friend I lost the will for getting anything just because of…More »
7. Tancun
I needed a fast tan so I wouldn't look like a ghost at my friend's wedding so I decided to do mystic spray tan. Last time I went fake-baking was around 3 years ago and I fainted because of the heat so I had to do the spray.
I work a 45 second walk…More »
8. Crescendo
Chicago, IL 60654
(312) 787-6060
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Lounges
Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, River North
One of the worst clubs in Chicago.
My sister decided to throw her birthday party here. Not sure why, there's NO dance floor, so nobody but the strippers can actually dance at this shithole. We ordered 3 bottles of goose, a bottle of champagne and we…More »
9. Eggsperience
Chicago, IL 60654
(312) 870-6773
Category:
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Near North Side
For some reason I felt like I was sitting in Ikea's food court when i was there a few weeks ago lol
My waiter didn't know what to recommend to me, so i went for what my heart told me and had nutella crepes w bananas - very delicious.
Again, the…More »
10. Baba Palace
Chicago, IL 60610
(312) 867-7777
Went in starving, came out hungry.
Ordered the chicken kabob sandwich, there were probably 5-6 little tiny pieces of chicken in it. They gave me a little dish with the sauce which poured right through the pita bread. So I asked for more sauce, hoping…More »
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Yelping SinceJuly 2010
Things I Lovecoffee, shoes, sushi, rainbows, puppies, hookah, football, hockey, pizza, chicken, music, dance
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