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My Series of Non-Sexual Dates with Sarah L.

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Because I'm lower maintenance than sarah l's other pseudo non-sexual date, Tara G.

 1. Chung King Garden Restaurant

Market Village
Markham, ON L3R 9V9
Canada
(905) 513-8788

Category: Chinese

Neighbourhood: Scarborough

4.0 star rating
  2/7/2010

"Every time I eat here, they give me a fork," sarah l. said. "Maybe if I go with you they'll give me chopsticks." So we went here for dinner and guess what? They also gave ME a fork. That was a first for me. (Sarah l. needs to stop diminishing my…More »

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 2. Pacific Mall

4300 Steeles Avenue East
Markham, ON L3R 0Y5
Canada
(905) 470-8785
4.0 star rating
  Update - 2/7/2010

I was walking in Leslieville with sarah l., having just uttered the words, "I'm so glad I got to revisit Pacific Mall when it wasn't crowded," when a woman smoking a cigarette outside Comrade's busted out with, "When is Pacific Mall NOT crowded?"

So…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    11/2/2009

    I don't like crowds.
    I don't like noise.
    I don't like malls.
    This is a noisy, crowded mall.

    I was taken… Read more »

 3. Ding Dong Grocery

4300 Steeles Ave E
Markham, ON L3R 0Y5
Canada
(905) 477-9398

Category: Candy Stores

4.0 star rating
  2/7/2010 First to Review

Like Pacific Mall itself, this shop is so much more enjoyable when it's empty and you can have a conversation with the friendly owner and his father--he's the adorable old man wielding the tongs who'll let you sample some of the dried stuff in the…More »

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 4. Pho House

610 Gerrard Street
Toronto, ON M4M 1Y3
Canada
(416) 778-7888

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Riverdale

4.0 star rating
  2/7/2010 First to Review

This place in East Chinatown is formerly known as Pho 88. I came here with sarah l. during our series of non-sexual dates[1] and I am declaring Pho House my front-runner for Pho-bruary in Toronto.[2]

The Pho-ndamentals
Pho Tai Gan (rare beef and beef…More »

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 5. Jilly's

106 Broadview Ave
Toronto, ON M4M 2G1
Canada
(416) 466-8756

Category: Adult Entertainment

Neighbourhood: Riverdale

2.0 star rating
  2/7/2010

This was my first time at a strip club and maybe Jilly's wasn't the best place to pop that cherry. It's like taking a vegetarian to Dangerous Dan's to try a burger; the meat is cheap and of poor quality, and you're afraid to sit anywhere.

We went…More »

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Location

Brooklyn, NY

Yelping Since

June 2009

Things I Love

Vietnamese sandwiches, Scrabble, zebras, bad puns, really plush toilet paper, gin, fresh laundry, earnest efforts, hushed whispers, handwritten notes, incongruity, pleasant surprises, grapefruit, warm pretzels. the unobvious

Find Me In

A good mood till I get hungry.

My Hometown

Brooklyn, NY

My Blog Or Website

http://desperatelyseek...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm thinking of hypothetical names for my imaginary businesses and pets.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

They help end world hunger.

The Last Great Book I Read

Lolita

My First Concert

Depeche Mode

My Favourite Movie

Annie Hall, Manhattan, Chungking Express, Tampopo, Breathless

My Last Meal On Earth

An insane meal prepared by the original Iron Chefs or my mom's kimchi chigae

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I once took the SAT for a friend, just for fun

Most Recent Discovery

Ricotta-stuffed tempura squash blossoms, Back Forty